Sherlock, thank you so much!
Thanks to this guide, I went ahead and beat up this random nerd. As soon as I did that, I near-instantly became a babe magnet. You won't believe what kind of girls I got!
I now have 14 different girlfriends, with nearly 50 other girls lining up to take the place of the unworthy girls that I dump in the future.

As you said, you are known as 'Tha Don', people in my general area now know me as 'Tha Pimp'. I cannot believe how much this guide worked. It is a godsend, and I think you should consider becoming a professional pick-up artist in the near future.

Thank you, and godspeed, Sherlock!