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Posted in New Emperor Guard. • 20th February 2016, 03:46 PM

Damen Drake wrote on 20th February 2016 03:18 PM:
Good move son

CHECK MATE
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Posted in OldCP Big Update: The Real Old Club Penguin • 20th February 2016, 03:44 PM

WOW THE EMPIRE GOT REKT BY HIS OWN RULER REKT
2REAL5ME
making light of things


rip
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Posted in R.I.P all of us-presidential edition • 6th February 2016, 10:33 PM

Megs wrote on 6th February 2016 10:22 PM:
Hi and stuff

I respond to comments and we all die from how destructively illogical my responses are.

Frozo (what's shakin' frakon?) asks,

Quote:



Me with 99.9% of people in my real life. I actually don't have a real life. Liek if u rub eyebruhows every tim. )':

Kat the Kit says,

Quote:
Who do you vote for? Santa or Alien?

Well, a lot of people would vote for Santa because he gives gifts and all that but I'm voting for aliens. Sure they'd eat our brains out but you know. Equality.

That one user asks,

Quote:
You must really LOVE Donald Trump.

Yes I love Donald Trump. 'S hair. I'm 5 chapters into a fanfiction about the natural undeniable romance between me and his hair that makes me go ooh my my.

That same one user says,

Quote:
Y R U so lazy dood?(ette)

Hard work requires effort.

That other one user says,

Quote:
Tom Cruz 4 president 2k16 anyone?

You guys, I am becoming president this year. There's no Ted Cruz or Diddly Duzz or Donald Trump up for discussion. It's me, I'm the upcoming president. Even though it's your decision, not mine.

Thanks for liking, commenting, and subscribing. You know what time it is.
...I don't know what time it is. cya tomorrow


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Posted in No More Food In Life: What Do You Do? • 5th February 2016, 07:03 PM

TheAce wrote on 5th February 2016 06:47 PM:
All food has somehow been wiped away from Earth. No need for a backstory on that. Getting the food back is an impossibility. Or so it seems. You must live the rest of your life filled with misery because you no longer have food, that one thing that is the solution to all problems. That is unless you can think of something miraculous. There is no killing yourself, you're immortal.

What do you do?
*Toe high five*

self cannibalism for the win
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Posted in Raffle • 4th February 2016, 11:13 PM

dear fanfiction

why am i so addicted to you

dear supernatural

why am i so addicted to you
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Posted in Undertale Rap #1 Chara Vs. Frisk • 4th February 2016, 09:04 PM

Undertale Rap #1

CHARA VS. FRISK

Frisk's Rap to Chara.

i'm the fryer with the pan coming to beat your swagger
better get papyrus to help you with that dagger
i'm frisk, i'm brisk, i'll take that risk
you were the first fallen human, you can't even stand
too bad you don't have any more yellow flowers to land
you're being defeated by your own reflection
your genocidal instincts are like an infection
your soul is gone, need an injection?
more flow than the flower that rose from the grave
oops, you killed your family, better restart and save

(Sorry I didn't do Chara's side, I might do it later idek)




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Posted in District of Superior • 4th February 2016, 08:36 PM

Dice wrote on 4th February 2016 08:31 PM:
Wend and I are trying to make colonies in the Empire. You know. The British Empire had colonies with the US. Every empire needs colonies.


District of Superior


Land: West (Lighthouse, Beach, Lodge, and Ski Lodge)
Governor(s): Dice, Wend
Senators: Ash1415
Secretary of the District:
Secretary of Treasury:
Judging Council:

We need supporters to get this idea official, hopefully.

Supporters:
Sparklz
That would be pretty rad! I support it!
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Posted in Quitting ~Seth • 4th February 2016, 04:34 PM

peace out seth. hope you come back
Prince Gus wrote on 4th February 2016 04:17 PM:
Stay alive |-/

your pepe isn't rare

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Posted in The Chemistry Exam Question • 3rd February 2016, 10:21 PM

Megs wrote on 3rd February 2016 10:03 PM:
Hi and stuff

I took a Chemistry exam today. Came across a bonus question. The possibility of figuring it out semed unrealistic. I want to see if any of you guys know. Here it goes:

"There's a maniac by the name of Meghan. She's both your lovely companion and hairy gorilla who belongs protected in a zoo. She never understands her Chemistry exam questions. As punishment, we dissolved her and she reformed into Jensen Ackles lookalike neutrons. Since she STILL makes dangerously unfunny posts even after her body has disintegrated, should I further her punishment by turning her into sodium bicarbonate?

If you guys can help me out with comprehending that, that would be great

No, you should not further punish her by turning her into sodium bicarbonate. Although sodium bicarbonate is a form of deodorizer, the substance is not powerful enough to cleanse the Meghan away. You should, instead, get 2.75 tons of Oxi Clean. Due to Oxi Clean's adaptable abilities, Meghan can be cleansed in various ways, resulting in a wider range of solution possibilities.
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Posted in "Crush" Is Kidnapped: What Do You Do? • 3rd February 2016, 07:43 PM

TheAce wrote on 3rd February 2016 07:27 PM:
oh said on 3rd February 2016 06:41 PM:
TheAce said on 3rd February 2016 06:34 PM:
For some reason, you watch the news. Perch Perkins is rambling about how the celebrity (real or fictional) that you fantasize over has been kidnapped and can potentially face execution if they aren't saved. This isn't nearly as important to cops as their permanent nap is. Especially if they are Kilgrave from Jessica Jones. Who is for the second time, being kidnapped. So no cops.

Whatcha gonna do?


kms i'm too lazy to actually go after them

Who says you have to actually be directly at their location in order to save them? Who says you can't somehow save them from home?

still too lazy kms
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Posted in "Crush" Is Kidnapped: What Do You Do? • 3rd February 2016, 06:41 PM

TheAce wrote on 3rd February 2016 06:34 PM:
For some reason, you watch the news. Perch Perkins is rambling about how the celebrity (real or fictional) that you fantasize over has been kidnapped and can potentially face execution if they aren't saved. This isn't nearly as important to cops as their permanent nap is. Especially if they are Kilgrave from Jessica Jones. Who is for the second time, being kidnapped. So no cops.

Whatcha gonna do?

kms i'm too lazy to actually go after them
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Posted in Kitties! • 3rd February 2016, 06:30 PM

Miaa wrote on 3rd February 2016 06:14 PM:
So, i got my cute toys! There names are Cleo & Chloe! So here is a pic of them!

Here are they!

There soo cute!

real kittens 11/10
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Posted in be yourself • 3rd February 2016, 01:03 AM

Megs wrote on 3rd February 2016 12:50 AM:
oh said on 3rd February 2016 12:40 AM:
Megs said on 3rd February 2016 12:37 AM:
oh said on 3rd February 2016 12:30 AM:
Megs said on 2nd February 2016 07:12 PM:
Well, basically everyone in existence has said that so finding the original person to state it would take ages. Anyways I agree! :] unless you're jacksfilms aw :[


sorry megs, gonna have to put that comment in the traaaaash


did the jackask send you :[



yes, he did. he wanted me to tell you that you will never be featured on yiay


on the contrary buddo

without having to desperately search i already found myself (the trash person) twice so he must be malfunctioning again if he sent you to tell me that




.....he held me in his hands i feel violated

call the police
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Posted in be yourself • 3rd February 2016, 12:40 AM

Megs wrote on 3rd February 2016 12:37 AM:
oh said on 3rd February 2016 12:30 AM:
Megs said on 2nd February 2016 07:12 PM:
Well, basically everyone in existence has said that so finding the original person to state it would take ages. Anyways I agree! :] unless you're jacksfilms aw :[


sorry megs, gonna have to put that comment in the traaaaash


did the jackask send you :[


yes, he did. he wanted me to tell you that you will never be featured on yiay
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Posted in be yourself • 3rd February 2016, 12:30 AM

Megs wrote on 2nd February 2016 07:12 PM:
Well, basically everyone in existence has said that so finding the original person to state it would take ages. Anyways I agree! :] unless you're jacksfilms aw :[

sorry megs, gonna have to put that comment in the traaaaash

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