This makes me remind myself that when I was in pre-K a kid in my class said he was my boyfriend. I couldn't be anymore confused at that time..

Hi you guys!

After reading the title, you may think that I love little siblings dating each other. Which is gross. No, I love my little sister dating a boy who isn't in the family. A lot of people hate kids dating, but I don't. These are the reasons why

No more annoying me
She's too busy hugging her new "boyfriend" to annoy me now. I finally get to make fun of Hashir in piece.

She's always happy now
Before she got a "boyfriend", she was always mad. And when she was mad, she slapped me. Now, I don't have to worry about that. It surprisingly hurt very badly. I found out that a little hand can be so powerful. But I no longer have to worry about that!

Her feet can kill me
Ever since she got a fake boyfriend, she has been giving him so much attention that she forgot all about showers so now her feet smell like my dad's expired soup. It expired in 2013. Her feet smell so bad that they are currently killing me, and I'm happy, because now I get to be in a better, magical place: refrigerator land! So I love you guys and I hope to see you in refrigerator land!

Death has been the ending to most of my posts. I die a lot. Wait, but I'm already dead. I'm a ghost. I guess ghosts can die to now...life's too confusing

Whatever came out of that child means he's been eating beans

Psst i wanna see the one im in

Hey guys! Today i got this thing. Its a video. THE MEOW SONG!!! its like cats in a disco ball room. Listen to it!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_5zELmun9E

So cool right?!

Laughing so hard right now. That video was supreme awesome. But that fart at the beginning REALLY got me. Lool.

Looking forward to the next one!

YES MAKE 5 RIGHT NOW

Headlines

Events
New Thing(s) Added
Promotions/Demotions
Player of the Day
Birthdays
Joke of the Day
Rhyme With Player of the Day
Word of the Day


Events
It's happening today! I guess Tennis Joe or Damen Bob or another administrator/staff member removed it from the home page, but it's happening today! What is it, Amanda? Tell us! TELL IT TO OUR FACES! Sure, I'll tell Bailey, Sadie, Lylance, and all of you guys. The Council of the Ranks #3[/b] is happening today! Oh, it's going to be great. I'm not allowed to participate because I'm not one of the ranks allowed to participate, but I'm sure it'll be awesome. Councils. Of ranks. Ha. Brilliant. Well, I hope you have fun and be serious about this event! Not to mention Clark has started a awesome series called Weez, Ben and Simon! Watch it!


New Thing(s) Added
Something is actually new today, indeed. In fact, there's two new things! In fact, one started Thursday! It had Lylance in the lead. But now, Bailey is in the lead. I wonder if there'll be a combat, or if Bailey will stay in first place. Oh wait, Jay is now in first place! Oh, there was a combat! Oh, I knew it! Oh, I keep saying oh! Oh, I bet you're wondering what it is, eh? It says it on the OldCP website. And it says it on the Forums home page. It's a World Championship Scoreboard! Also known as Top Members.Tennis Joe mentions in his post that by the end of the season, the person at the top of the list is the new World Champion and Moderator! Who'll it be? Here are the current users on the list (this is NOT in order): Luke, States, Hashir, Lemonade, Allie, Lylance, Bailey, Jay, Lloyd, Bashy, Sadie, Crow, Cyberwolf, QueenBlue, and Zeldamaster. Here's the link to the list if you're too lazy to do anything: http://forums.damenspike.com/wci/

There have been some... changes. It's new, too. Tennis Joe made a post called "Changes to Moderator Tracking". Tennis Joe says that he has been spoken to by upset moderators about the moderator spreadsheet. So Tennis Joe has instituted Penguin Watch brothers to secretly watch moderators do their job. If they spot anything bad, or something a moderator shouldn't do, they report it to the Penguin Watch captain. Mckinlee. More information here: http://forums.damenspike.com/view/47016/


Promotions/Demotions

Promotions
Nightsky: Member - Master
Foxehhhh: Member - Master

Demotions
Alice Pine: Master - Member


Player of the Day
Jay!


Birthdays
~ LittleUppie is 11!
~ iamlost is 15!
~ Additional Birthday: My dad is 37 tomorrow!
Happy birthday!


Joke of the Day
Me: What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Joe: What?
Me: Aye matey


Rhyme With Jay
Hay!


Word of the Day
http://prntscr.com/7zpv3y Spoiler ShowIt's Super Mario Brothers


And now for today's question: What book am I reading and what is my favorite series of books? I am currently reading Goosebumps: The Haunted Car. My favorite series of books are the Goosebumps novels. I love them.

That's all, folks! Tune in next time to find out what my favorite Nintendo 3DS game is!


~Amanda

Clark said on 1st August 2015 01:16 PM:
Lylance said on 1st August 2015 01:09 PM:
IM LOVING THESE, MAKE ANOTHER!!

The next will be today.

Wow! 3 in one day! Keep it up!

IM LOVING THESE, MAKE ANOTHER!!