Posted in
The Best Invention
•
16th September 2015, 08:04 PM
Soccerball wrote on 16th September 2015 06:31 PM:
I love peanut butter cups! Also, try holding the sides of it then, push your thumbs up the middle to get the good stuff out!
0
Posted in
My Life Story
•
16th September 2015, 01:06 AM
Here is my life story.
In kinder and first grade I had the best years of my life I was so free spirited and nice. Then when 2nd grade came I would always get bullied by 4th graders. I told the principle and had my parents come in but they still didn't do anything. The bullied kept bothering me. Then one time when I was in the bathroom the bully started making face chocking noises and I almost got suspended. To this day I still feel terrible. 3rd grade. I was on the monkey bars and I fell on this girl cause I wasn't good at monkey bars and she screamed "H*MP!* then a gang of people chased me so I was hiding. Also this guy comes and he says he will protect me so I trust him then he put my hands behind my back and took me to the gang of people and they all pushed me to the floor and I couldn't do anything cause they were all 5th graders. 4th grade. The year all my friends would betrayed me and call me names also call me ugly and just make me feel bad. 5th grade. The year I got in trouble cause a girl lied saying I was talking about how to have babies and I got in trouble. A lot of people picked on me and just lied. 6 grade. A brand new school, brand new friends. A great new experience. I started hanging out with my old friends and then they ditched me on the last day of school saying they were going home and I got mad. 7th grade, this year. I like to be more around girls because they're nice to me and boys they just call me "G*y" cause I like to hang out with girls. I just ignore it. But I can't go one day without someone calling me names. This all started happening in 2nd grade. That person pretty much ruined my life. But I still stick up for my self.
In kinder and first grade I had the best years of my life I was so free spirited and nice. Then when 2nd grade came I would always get bullied by 4th graders. I told the principle and had my parents come in but they still didn't do anything. The bullied kept bothering me. Then one time when I was in the bathroom the bully started making face chocking noises and I almost got suspended. To this day I still feel terrible. 3rd grade. I was on the monkey bars and I fell on this girl cause I wasn't good at monkey bars and she screamed "H*MP!* then a gang of people chased me so I was hiding. Also this guy comes and he says he will protect me so I trust him then he put my hands behind my back and took me to the gang of people and they all pushed me to the floor and I couldn't do anything cause they were all 5th graders. 4th grade. The year all my friends would betrayed me and call me names also call me ugly and just make me feel bad. 5th grade. The year I got in trouble cause a girl lied saying I was talking about how to have babies and I got in trouble. A lot of people picked on me and just lied. 6 grade. A brand new school, brand new friends. A great new experience. I started hanging out with my old friends and then they ditched me on the last day of school saying they were going home and I got mad. 7th grade, this year. I like to be more around girls because they're nice to me and boys they just call me "G*y" cause I like to hang out with girls. I just ignore it. But I can't go one day without someone calling me names. This all started happening in 2nd grade. That person pretty much ruined my life. But I still stick up for my self.
2
Posted in
The Majestic Story
•
15th September 2015, 08:52 PM
MrLion wrote on 15th September 2015 08:50 PM:
This is just great! HAHA!
1
Posted in
The Majestic Story
•
15th September 2015, 08:47 PM
Once upon a time a little elf was wondering threw the forest and he sees a tall giant. They make peace. They had fun and played games. After that they found a little demon wondering through the forest looking for food. So the little elf feeds the demon. The demon joins the group. Then a alien lands and they become friends with him too. So they all became friends and they took group selfies and played games also celebrated each others birthday. The Giant had to leave, but never said why. The elf was still happy he still had his other friends. Then the demon has to leave cause her demon collage starts. Also the alien has to go back to his home planet. A few months later it was his birthday and he was all alone. Then the Giant, Alien, and the Demon come back and celebrate his birthday! They told him they would stay with him and not leave him ever again. Then he felt as happy as be. They celebrated his birthday and had a great time!
Story written by Bonwe.
Story written by Bonwe.
1
Posted in
Booty Groceries I Agar.io
•
15th September 2015, 08:30 PM
DreamBurst wrote on 15th September 2015 08:12 PM:
Bonwe said on 15th September 2015 07:33 PM:
Hi guys! Bonwe here and I found this story so funny. Okay so I was on Agar.io and I named my character Booty Groceries from the song Post To Be and it has this lyric called 'Gotta eat the booty like groceries" and its a famous lyric so I put it on my Agar.io character. literally everyone was feeding me.
Bonwe said on 15th September 2015 07:33 PM:
Hi guys! Bonwe here and I found this story so funny. Okay so I was on Agar.io and I named my character Booty Groceries from the song Post To Be and it has this lyric called 'Gotta eat the booty like groceries" and its a famous lyric so I put it on my Agar.io character. literally everyone was feeding me.
This is very inappropriate, they are seven year olds on here. I, myself am I younger user in this community but I have learned all that stuff like whats appropriate and whats not.
Hi guys! Bonwe here and I found this story so funny. Okay so I was on Agar.io and I named my character Booty Groceries from the song Post To Be and it has this lyric called 'Gotta eat the booty like groceries" and its a famous lyric so I put it on my Agar.io character. literally everyone was feeding me.
Bonwe said on 15th September 2015 07:33 PM:
Hi guys! Bonwe here and I found this story so funny. Okay so I was on Agar.io and I named my character Booty Groceries from the song Post To Be and it has this lyric called 'Gotta eat the booty like groceries" and its a famous lyric so I put it on my Agar.io character. literally everyone was feeding me.
This is very inappropriate, they are seven year olds on here. I, myself am I younger user in this community but I have learned all that stuff like whats appropriate and whats not.
-2
Posted in
Booty Groceries I Agar.io
•
15th September 2015, 07:33 PM
Hi guys! Bonwe here and I found this story so funny. Okay so I was on Agar.io and I named my character Booty Groceries from the song Post To Be and it has this lyric called 'Gotta eat the booty like groceries" and its a famous lyric so I put it on my Agar.io character. literally everyone was feeding me.
1
Posted in
The World Is Ending!? 2015
•
15th September 2015, 07:24 PM
Lylance wrote on 15th September 2015 07:22 PM:
This will still scare kids
0
Posted in
The World Is Ending!? 2015
•
15th September 2015, 07:21 PM
sammeh wrote on 15th September 2015 07:18 PM:
These topics can scare people, don't do these please. Remember, they have 8 year olds on DSGHQ.
0
Posted in
The World Is Ending!? 2015
•
15th September 2015, 07:17 PM
Hi guys! Bonwe here. And I wanted to talk about the conspiracy going around about how the word is ending in a week. Also tons of people have been stacking up on food. I have to say! The world isn't ending. They're wasting money for no reason. They could of gave that money to charity or cancer. Who ever made this theory is going to feel so bad when the world doesn't end. I'm surprised the people actually believe that some random scientist is saying the world is going to end. They said that 2 years ago and guess what! I'm still here! So calm down people the world isn't going to end and if your parents are stacking up on food. Tell them no! The world isn't going to end. Also tell them to return that food and give the money to charity or cancer. Or at least to pay the bills. Like the people who are buying food are wasting so much money and they're going to end up broke.
5
Posted in
Forums Moderator Application
•
15th September 2015, 06:16 PM
Kara wrote on 14th July 2015 01:04 PM:
Hello users of the DSGHQ, today I am applying for Forums Moderator.
Name :
Kara
Username :
Kara
Age :
14
Experience :
Well, from the 2 years of being on OldCP and DSGHQ, I can say I have achieved a few ranks. I have been a moderator on OldCP, Forums, and XAT before. I have also been a Penguin Watch captain multiple times. I am currently a Master on the forums. I am also currently a DSGHQ XAT moderator and Moth Priest.
Also, even though it may not matter to some, but being in AP and college courses while in high school shows that I can have dedication to something. I've dedicated my time to school as I have for DSGHQ.
Why you should consider me as a forums Moderator // What I will do as a Moderator :
I believe that I have many qualities a moderator should have. I am very helpful whenever someone needs help with anything on DSGHQ. I am kind and respectful. I am very responsible considering I have a weapon and I have not abused it or mistakenly killed someone with it. I have no trouble punishing a user that has done wrong, though I do not feel a sense of pride when punishing either. I can be strict when it is needed, but I will not always be revolving around my rank. I won’t treat it like a real job, I’ll have fun with it, but I will treat it like something I enjoy and love. I am very active, I will stay up as late as 5 am at times, which lately it has been very often that I have done that. I will NEVER abuse my powers. I have learned from experience that abusing gets you nowhere. From the past, when I was last a PW captain, I abused that power resulting in my first death, but that is the past now. I will never ever do that again, it’s not worth it to go through the trouble and drama of abusing power. Anyways, I will always be there when I am needed. If an opinion war breaks out with a bunch of drama, I will warn all the users that get involved in it and make it worse. I will control it to my best ability and stop them from causing drama. Most likely, the person who started it, would be suspended by me. As we all know, drama isn’t tolerated here. Also, if a user is being inappropriate, I will make sure that all of the inappropriate content is gone, along with the user. If they come back, I will ip-ban them until they finally stop. I know that most of the time when people do that, they use a proxy, but after a while, they run out of proxies. I will always help out other moderators and I will always help out users when they need help. Lastly, I would like to say that if a moderator acts up I will not hesitate to report them. Moderators are not supposed to act inappropriate or break any rules. I will not break any rules, I will remain loyal and serve the DSGHQ as a forums moderator.
I hope you can consider me to be a forums moderator.
-Kara
Name :
Kara
Username :
Kara
Age :
14
Experience :
Well, from the 2 years of being on OldCP and DSGHQ, I can say I have achieved a few ranks. I have been a moderator on OldCP, Forums, and XAT before. I have also been a Penguin Watch captain multiple times. I am currently a Master on the forums. I am also currently a DSGHQ XAT moderator and Moth Priest.
Also, even though it may not matter to some, but being in AP and college courses while in high school shows that I can have dedication to something. I've dedicated my time to school as I have for DSGHQ.
Why you should consider me as a forums Moderator // What I will do as a Moderator :
I believe that I have many qualities a moderator should have. I am very helpful whenever someone needs help with anything on DSGHQ. I am kind and respectful. I am very responsible considering I have a weapon and I have not abused it or mistakenly killed someone with it. I have no trouble punishing a user that has done wrong, though I do not feel a sense of pride when punishing either. I can be strict when it is needed, but I will not always be revolving around my rank. I won’t treat it like a real job, I’ll have fun with it, but I will treat it like something I enjoy and love. I am very active, I will stay up as late as 5 am at times, which lately it has been very often that I have done that. I will NEVER abuse my powers. I have learned from experience that abusing gets you nowhere. From the past, when I was last a PW captain, I abused that power resulting in my first death, but that is the past now. I will never ever do that again, it’s not worth it to go through the trouble and drama of abusing power. Anyways, I will always be there when I am needed. If an opinion war breaks out with a bunch of drama, I will warn all the users that get involved in it and make it worse. I will control it to my best ability and stop them from causing drama. Most likely, the person who started it, would be suspended by me. As we all know, drama isn’t tolerated here. Also, if a user is being inappropriate, I will make sure that all of the inappropriate content is gone, along with the user. If they come back, I will ip-ban them until they finally stop. I know that most of the time when people do that, they use a proxy, but after a while, they run out of proxies. I will always help out other moderators and I will always help out users when they need help. Lastly, I would like to say that if a moderator acts up I will not hesitate to report them. Moderators are not supposed to act inappropriate or break any rules. I will not break any rules, I will remain loyal and serve the DSGHQ as a forums moderator.
I hope you can consider me to be a forums moderator.
-Kara
~Bonwe
1
Posted in
ImperialKnight Application~Mal
•
15th September 2015, 06:13 PM
Fireball Mal wrote on 15th September 2015 05:03 PM:
Introduction
Hello DSGHQ,Today I am applying for the rank of Imperial Knight.I would like to first of say that I am currently 10 Years Old,yet I am mature for my age.I am applying for the OldCP Rank.I am also currently a Forums Member.My OldCP User is Mal31.
Experience
I have been on forums with this account since June 2015.I know I've only been on for like 4 months.I am a former War Knight (demoted).I know I was demoted but I believe everyone deserves a second chance.I know this isn't really experience but I am a Party Guard.I am also a Trusted User of DSGHQ.And I have 195 Positive Reputation points.I used to have a sword and gun with my rank so I also do know how to use them but I will still list them below.
Imperial Knight Commands/Weapon Usage
Sword Usage
Swing~F
Pull Out~Shift+F
Block~Spacebar
~Walk With Sword Out~Shift+F+Walk
Gun Usage
Pull Out~Shift+X
Shoot~Click
Cancel~T
Commands
Sendto~/sendto (user) (number/jr)
Arrest~/arrest (user)
Release~/release (user)
Reasons To Be Employed
Well to start off,I believe everyone deserves second chances.I want to apologize my previous actions that lead to my demotion and that I will try harder.I will protect and evacuate as they are my duties.I want to serve the Royal Family and protect.I want to be that brave person that I've always wanted to be.I want to kick BH.I want to help out users and help with the new knights.I want to train those who wish to live up to their potential.I want people to look up to me and say How did you get to this point?.That is why I want to be a Imperial Knight.
Conclusion
I would like to thank you for reading my application.If you like,if you dislike,it doesn't matter to me.Have a nice day everyone!
~Mal~
Hello DSGHQ,Today I am applying for the rank of Imperial Knight.I would like to first of say that I am currently 10 Years Old,yet I am mature for my age.I am applying for the OldCP Rank.I am also currently a Forums Member.My OldCP User is Mal31.
Experience
I have been on forums with this account since June 2015.I know I've only been on for like 4 months.I am a former War Knight (demoted).I know I was demoted but I believe everyone deserves a second chance.I know this isn't really experience but I am a Party Guard.I am also a Trusted User of DSGHQ.And I have 195 Positive Reputation points.I used to have a sword and gun with my rank so I also do know how to use them but I will still list them below.
Imperial Knight Commands/Weapon Usage
Sword Usage
Swing~F
Pull Out~Shift+F
Block~Spacebar
~Walk With Sword Out~Shift+F+Walk
Gun Usage
Pull Out~Shift+X
Shoot~Click
Cancel~T
Commands
Sendto~/sendto (user) (number/jr)
Arrest~/arrest (user)
Release~/release (user)
Reasons To Be Employed
Well to start off,I believe everyone deserves second chances.I want to apologize my previous actions that lead to my demotion and that I will try harder.I will protect and evacuate as they are my duties.I want to serve the Royal Family and protect.I want to be that brave person that I've always wanted to be.I want to kick BH.I want to help out users and help with the new knights.I want to train those who wish to live up to their potential.I want people to look up to me and say How did you get to this point?.That is why I want to be a Imperial Knight.
Conclusion
I would like to thank you for reading my application.If you like,if you dislike,it doesn't matter to me.Have a nice day everyone!
~Mal~
~Bonwe
0
Posted in
News Report #5
•
15th September 2015, 06:09 PM
[News Beginning Music]
Bonwe: Today 9/15/15 the annual purge was set on oldcp where all crime is legal. Also we got some footage of 16 girls running out of starbucks since the purge is on.
*Shows Clip*
Bonwe: Also Shanaenae's Cousin just died so she is going to have a week to get back together then she will be back but until then we have Chelsey here.
Chelsey: Hi guys! I will be filling in for Shanaenae. Also 2 boys were arrested for peeking in the girls restroom saying "Those are some hot penguins".
Bonwe and Chelsey: Well that's all we have today, Until Next Time! Bye!
Bonwe: Today 9/15/15 the annual purge was set on oldcp where all crime is legal. Also we got some footage of 16 girls running out of starbucks since the purge is on.
*Shows Clip*
Bonwe: Also Shanaenae's Cousin just died so she is going to have a week to get back together then she will be back but until then we have Chelsey here.
Chelsey: Hi guys! I will be filling in for Shanaenae. Also 2 boys were arrested for peeking in the girls restroom saying "Those are some hot penguins".
Bonwe and Chelsey: Well that's all we have today, Until Next Time! Bye!
1
Posted in
My SpongeBob Story: Scary Day
•
14th September 2015, 11:32 PM
*SpongeBob wakes up*
SpongeBob: GOOD MOOOOORNING BIKINI BOTTOM
SpongeBob: GOOD MORNING GARY
Gary: Meow
SpongeBob: TODAY IS A SPECIAL DAY!
Gary: Meow
SpongeBob: ME AND PATRICK ARE GOING TO GLOVE UNIVURSE.
Gary: Meow!
SpongeBob: SILLY GARY YOU CAN'T COME WITH US YOUR TOO SMALL FOR THE RIDES.
Gary: Meow.
*SpongeBob runs to Patrick's house*
*Patrick opens up his rock and is laying on his rock then jumps off next to spongebob*
SpongeBob: IM SO EXCITED!
Patrick: YEA
*SpongeBob and Patrick get to bus station*
*Bus Comes*
*SpongeBob and Patrick look at the bus driver*
*Bus driver looks scary*
Patrick: COME ON SPONGEBOB!
*Patrick gets on bus*
*SpongeBob is scared but gets on bus*
*They sit in the back*
SpongeBob: Are you sure about this bus?
Patrick: Don't be a baby SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: You know what, you're right!
Patrick: That's the spirit.
*Bus passes Glove universe*
SpongeBob: uhh Patrick! THE BUS JUST PASSED GLOVE UNIVURSE!
Patrick: OOOH MAYBE WE WILL MEET SANTA INSTEAD!
*SpongeBob slaps Patrick*
SpongeBob: THINK STREIGHT!
Patrick: How do I think straight?
SpongeBob: NVM!
*Bus Driver Stops*
*SpongeBob and Patrick look out the window and see a creepy abandoned amusement park*
*The bus drive hand cuffs them and takes them inside*
Patrick and SpongeBob: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Bus driver handcuffs them to a pole*
*bus driver leaves*
SpongeBob: Patrick I'm scared!
Patrick: ITS OKAY THERE IS SOME CREEPY GUY COMING TOWARDS US TO HELP US!
SpongeBob: PATRICK HE ISN'T GOING TO HELP US!
Creepy Old Man: I've been expecting you, I haven't ate all day.
SpongeBob: PLEASE DONT EAT US!
Creepy Old Man: Wait let me get my fork
*Creepy Old Man leaves*
*Patrick sees handcuff keys and gets them then unlocks them*
*Patrick and SpongeBob run out*
*They run into the bus driver*
Bus Driver: Next stop, volcano.
*SpongeBob and Patrick scream*
*Bus driver grabs them and ties them up to the back of the bus*
*Bus driver stops and Patrick and SpongeBob look out the window and see there house.
SpongeBob: HUH!?
*Bus driver takes off his costume and its squidward*
Squidward: Hahaha you should of seen the look on your face!
SpongeBob: Wait what?
Patrick: Today is scare your best friend day and I hired squidward to scare you.
SpongeBob: Awwh man I didn't do anything for you.
Patrick: That's okay!
SpongeBob: Wait how did you get squidward to scare me?
Patrick: I got Mr Krabs to give him a 2 week vacation.
SpongeBob: Ohhh.
*Squidward runs out of the bus*
Squidward: HEEEEEEEEERE I COME VACATION!
SpongeBob: WAIT U FORGOT TO UNTIE US!
SpongeBob: Awww man.
Patrick: Its okay he will be back in 2 weeks!
*Episode Ends*
SpongeBob: GOOD MOOOOORNING BIKINI BOTTOM
SpongeBob: GOOD MORNING GARY
Gary: Meow
SpongeBob: TODAY IS A SPECIAL DAY!
Gary: Meow
SpongeBob: ME AND PATRICK ARE GOING TO GLOVE UNIVURSE.
Gary: Meow!
SpongeBob: SILLY GARY YOU CAN'T COME WITH US YOUR TOO SMALL FOR THE RIDES.
Gary: Meow.
*SpongeBob runs to Patrick's house*
*Patrick opens up his rock and is laying on his rock then jumps off next to spongebob*
SpongeBob: IM SO EXCITED!
Patrick: YEA
*SpongeBob and Patrick get to bus station*
*Bus Comes*
*SpongeBob and Patrick look at the bus driver*
*Bus driver looks scary*
Patrick: COME ON SPONGEBOB!
*Patrick gets on bus*
*SpongeBob is scared but gets on bus*
*They sit in the back*
SpongeBob: Are you sure about this bus?
Patrick: Don't be a baby SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: You know what, you're right!
Patrick: That's the spirit.
*Bus passes Glove universe*
SpongeBob: uhh Patrick! THE BUS JUST PASSED GLOVE UNIVURSE!
Patrick: OOOH MAYBE WE WILL MEET SANTA INSTEAD!
*SpongeBob slaps Patrick*
SpongeBob: THINK STREIGHT!
Patrick: How do I think straight?
SpongeBob: NVM!
*Bus Driver Stops*
*SpongeBob and Patrick look out the window and see a creepy abandoned amusement park*
*The bus drive hand cuffs them and takes them inside*
Patrick and SpongeBob: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Bus driver handcuffs them to a pole*
*bus driver leaves*
SpongeBob: Patrick I'm scared!
Patrick: ITS OKAY THERE IS SOME CREEPY GUY COMING TOWARDS US TO HELP US!
SpongeBob: PATRICK HE ISN'T GOING TO HELP US!
Creepy Old Man: I've been expecting you, I haven't ate all day.
SpongeBob: PLEASE DONT EAT US!
Creepy Old Man: Wait let me get my fork
*Creepy Old Man leaves*
*Patrick sees handcuff keys and gets them then unlocks them*
*Patrick and SpongeBob run out*
*They run into the bus driver*
Bus Driver: Next stop, volcano.
*SpongeBob and Patrick scream*
*Bus driver grabs them and ties them up to the back of the bus*
*Bus driver stops and Patrick and SpongeBob look out the window and see there house.
SpongeBob: HUH!?
*Bus driver takes off his costume and its squidward*
Squidward: Hahaha you should of seen the look on your face!
SpongeBob: Wait what?
Patrick: Today is scare your best friend day and I hired squidward to scare you.
SpongeBob: Awwh man I didn't do anything for you.
Patrick: That's okay!
SpongeBob: Wait how did you get squidward to scare me?
Patrick: I got Mr Krabs to give him a 2 week vacation.
SpongeBob: Ohhh.
*Squidward runs out of the bus*
Squidward: HEEEEEEEEERE I COME VACATION!
SpongeBob: WAIT U FORGOT TO UNTIE US!
SpongeBob: Awww man.
Patrick: Its okay he will be back in 2 weeks!
*Episode Ends*
2
Posted in
CAPRISUN GONE BAD
•
14th September 2015, 10:37 PM
Soccerball wrote on 14th September 2015 09:42 PM:
I haven't had one. How funny do they taste?
0