what does what mean?

It is ok and plus nobody should know your real age anyway

OMG SO FUNNY AND TRUE.

Today I have riddle for you its hard but awesome. a man rides into town on
Friday he stays in town for two days and leaves on Friday, how? if you answer right you don't get gold but you are awesome. PEACE!

There once was a boy named Jimmy. He was a odd boy who did odd things. one day he went to brush his teeth (with a toothbrush) when he said "Why don't I brush my teeth with mustard." He went to get the mustard when he saw a shadow. The shadow jumped off the wall and took the mustard! the shadow then jumped on a unicorn and rode off. "OH NO" said jimmy "HOW WILL I BRUSH MY TEETH WITH MUSTARD NOW". So he jumped on the other unicorn and chased after. The shadow saw him and threw a kitten grenade but it luckily missed. jimmy then used his stretchy powers to grab the mustard and got back home safely. then he brushed his teeth with mustard and said "GROSS EWWWW". THE END. If you liked my story please reply

It is a vaccum

So today I was working with my dad taking my pool down and I fed my chickens and I took my dog for a walk and I cleaned my room. I was so tired so I plopped down onto the couch and once I did my mom walked in the door and says ( so you've been watching TV all day ). SHE SHOWS NO RESPECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My computer won't let me do /activity so I cant find my friends. Today my friends said ( find us using /activity) BUT MY COMPUTER WONT LET ME!!!!!!!!!! So I had to shut down old club penguin and reboot it. NOW I CANT FIND MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO FRUSTERATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My family has chickens and I have to feed them. Everyday when I get there food the peck at me. And when I get their eggs THEY PECK AT ME. EVERY TIME I GET THEM WATER THEY PECK AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!! They are just SO ANNOYING WHY CANT MY BROTHER DO IT!!!!!

Halloween is next week and I'm super excited. But I'm not sure what I'm being so please post back about what I should be bye.

OMG it's so cold out. I went outside and my ears be like AHHHHHHHHHHH.
So anyway my toes be like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH