HipHop wrote on 11th December 2021, 03:18 AM:

In the Wisdom category, as it should be. Lowkey oldcp > p3d because I can’t die on oldcp anymore, however you can fly planes on p3d which is always a fun time.

petition to add planes and cars to oldcp?

i just gotta say that i dont like p3d at all cuz i keep dying. i died 3 times in a span of 20 minutes. i will be living freely and religiously on oldcp now.

thank you.

edit: 4 times now

i never got to finish skyrim :' (

rip major u will be missed

Aronaa wrote on 10th December 2021, 12:44 PM:

Hiii im signing soup up for this because i feel like u and him would be a perfect match like u would be soooooooooooooooooooooooo cute together /srs
Name: Soup
Age: 19 (biologically 55 but he doesnt agree with aging as they believe its homophobic..)
Uhh everything else: > panromantic demi-asexual! < > demiboyflux! < > he/they! <
Hobbies: Drawing gacha heat, roleplaying with minors, kissing minors, fantasizing about minors, anyone below the age of 18 or half the age of 18, and their most favourite, anyone who is 9 years old oh yeah and also danganronpa roleplay i guess...
Let's hope you're a minor, Akkar, or else soup will be REALLY unhappy...
WARNING: i do not condone any harm or illegal activity done after i make this post and you for some ungodsakenly reason decide to pursue soup. that will be your fault and YOUR fault only. watch your back kiddo. it aint easy around these streets.

age is just a number, is u forget?

im all for being nice and wtv but if you're complaining about something that you obviously have control over, why are you complaining? like im sorry but it's really annoying seeing "oh this community is so toxic, this community is so toxic" when you are allowed to leave. nobody's stopping you. and it's not very nice to call people toxic when you don't know who they are lmao.

nobody's forcing you to leave, but nobody is forcing you to stay either so please don't complain about the community when you have a choice.

#smelly4mod

Warth wrote on 8th December 2021, 08:46 PM:

Quote:

Narcissa wrote on 8th December 2021, 02:24 PM:
Quote:
basedbag wrote on 8th December 2021, 01:41 PM:
some people have a phobia of homes.. don't disrespect them.. smh

im sorry, i'll do better next time
yeah bro

no warth you're supposed to say "no! you did nothing wrong!! the divorce is my fault!"

nice bunda

Am I obsessed with Zes? No. I don't think so. That's the way it is y'know? Everything must come to an end, the drip finally stops.

See you on the other side..

Oh, Bojack, no, there is no other side. This is it...

you can't escape us Zes

jemi1234 wrote on 8th December 2021, 09:14 PM:

here's my application:
Name: Jenna
Age: whatever u want it to be
Hobbies: I like to kill ants with water guns & use the flyswatter on anything living that comes near me (including humans " title="" class="bbcode_smiley"> ). I also can eat a jar of pickles in like 3 minutes, so that's cool.
Disclaimer: this is all a joke. i'm literally taken, please don't actually consider me.

would you use the fly swatter on me???

basedbag wrote on 8th December 2021, 01:41 PM:

some people have a phobia of homes.. don't disrespect them.. smh

im sorry, i'll do better next time

Loki wrote on 8th December 2021, 12:41 PM:

Quote:

zes wrote on 8th December 2021, 03:39 AM:
its definitely zes
also when ur in bermuda come to mine and gamers barbershop

Ok but only to harass you two! Does it look like I have $500? .>" title="" class="bbcode_smiley">

you can borrow mine. im too rich i've gotta give back to the poor

Warth wrote on 8th December 2021, 09:06 AM:

Quote:

Narcissa wrote on 8th December 2021, 01:29 AM:
Quote:
Warth wrote on 8th December 2021, 01:17 AM:
kid???????

what do you do on those days that you don't feel like confident or fearless, or powerful like you did out there?
tard

excuse me thats very homophobic of you

December 8, 2021

Noob, Zes
2678 Bloomfield Way
Portland, ME, Maine
04101

BUSINESS MERGER ANNOUNCMENT
_____________________________________________

Dear Zes Noob,

Barbra Barber is pleased to announce that we have entered into a definitive merger agreement with Bermuda Triangle's Barber Shop, a leading provider of a place for men to socialize.

This merger with Bermuda Triangle's Barber Shop, based in the Bermuda Triangle, North Atlantic Ocean, further strengthens our position in the hair market. The combination of Bermuda Triangle's Barber Shop's applaudable "fades and layering and hair dying n stuff" skills with our famous "emo phase" cuts variety will provide our clients a beautiful catalogue of hairstyles. This partnership is also expected to result in greater efficiencies and significantly increase our market share.

With all important business decisions, we will work closely with our clients, partners, and employees to make the integration process as smooth as possible.

Sincerely,

Elyse
CEO of Barbra Barber
207-576-8825
[email protected]