bro edit this and make me spider-man wth im his biggest fan ever

nah this gotta be a troll account

nah im choosing dice

this is pretty much p3d right now (watch till the end to understand)



skyrim is the greatest game of all time nobody can change my mind

its bakeitor just cuz idk how to pronounce his name

flameknight333 wrote on 8th December 2021, 02:03 PM:

Be me: pays 11 bucks for a haircut

learn to cut ur own hair: free haircuts for life

its definitely zes

also when ur in bermuda come to mine and gamers barbershop

HipHop wrote on 8th December 2021, 03:31 AM:

I desperately need a haircut, but I ain’t paying $100 for it, sorry. ? Good luck, though! ?

wat about $99

HipHop wrote on 8th December 2021, 03:15 AM:

Quote:

zes wrote on 8th December 2021, 02:42 AM:
im straight

Uh, pretend. ?✌️

u might be into somethin... ?

im a barber irl and so is gamer so we opening a barber shop located in the west side of bermuda. we do fades and layering and hair dying n stuff like that

weve cut celebrities like damen, matt damon, matthew mconohay, leonardo dicaprio, xxxtentacion, zandaya, madelyn cline, vin diesel, dwayne johnson, micheal b jordan, tory lanez, sza, justin bieber, kanye west, gamer, and the worlds most stunning man zes

$100 mens haircut
$70 for a clean up
$50 for a lineup (another 20 if u wanna do the beard sry i dont make the rules)
$150 perm

$500 womens haircuts (lesly u need one)
$550 layering


$600 hair dye (streaks, highlights, etc)
$1000 to bleach

comment wat cut u want serious inquiries only
i will post our haircut portfolio soon im lazy rn

pickleslover wrote on 8th December 2021, 12:48 AM:

hi im signing up zes against his will.
His name is zes, hes a noob, hes getting very strong, likes to be mean, wants loads of attention, likes to talk smack, gets almost everything he wants. Please choose him he can be a good gf!!

Loki wrote on 8th December 2021, 12:51 AM:

I would like to sign Zes up for this. He is such a funny guy if you can look past his noobing. He is a HUGE noob. He also likes to be RUDE. He's very NEEDY. He can PROTECT you though! He has SAVED many lives with his pro fighting skills. He could be perfect.

Narcissa wrote on 8th December 2021, 02:19 AM:

i too nominate zes

im straight

yes

oh god...

sounds like something i would do