this is in inventions cuz its my screenshot



what in the world is shino doing

WARNING, THERE MAY BE SPOILERS IN THIS POST! Also, these are just my honest descriptions. I mean nothing rude about any of these characters. Not every single character is listed. THIS POST INCLUDES CHARACTERS FROM BORUTO!

Please excuse my habit of typing rest in peace in all caps and bolded next to every character that I know has died.

Naruto & Naruto Shippuden  

The Akatsuki:

Zetsu - friggin' overgrown plant, get the weed killer asap


Tobi - walking lollipop that says olé 


Kisame - walking fish thats much more useful than magikarp  (REST IN PEACE!)


Itachi - p e r f e c t i o n (REST IN PEACE!)


Sasori - me on a daily basis  (REST IN PEACE!)


Konan - what a q u e e n  (REST IN PEACE!)


Pain - did all those piercings hurt or nah? (REST IN PEACE!)


Deidara - what shampoo and conditioner do u use? friggin' idiot, you had so much to live for. (REST IN PEACE!)


Hidan - hot immortal narcissist (HAVING FUN BEING BURIED ALIVE?)


Kakuzu - do you make good spaghetti with arms like those? (REST IN PEACE! not really)

Nagato - dude you're so damn underweight how are you even alive? oh wait you're not.

Teenage Characters:

Naruto - you look like a furry with those whiskers on your face but you're cute 

Sakura - hey guys you forgot some trash 

Sasuke - i see no difference between you and a duck's ass

Shikamaru - did you eat spongebob's house and then it took over your hair? but you're hot *sweats*

Ino - i like your hair but your personality needs the hell of a lot of tweaking 

Choji - cute chub boi who deserves more love 

Shino - petition to get him the love and appreciation he so rightfully deserves signs the hell out of it  

Kiba - i only like you because of your dog 

Akamaru - omg the goodest boi 

Hinata - cute shy waifu (#naruhina)

Neji - an ass in the original, a badass in both the original and shippuden. he didn't deserve to die. + he was hot  (REST IN PEACE!)

Rock Lee - cutie that doesn't get enough love 

Tenten - why did you put a blindfold on neji lmaooo

Gaara - you are so precious oml 

Kankuro - daddy material (i am so sorry for this LOL)

Temari - i love you, marry me. 

Sai - M A R R Y. M E. 

Haku - you were hot. nuff said. (REST IN PEACE!)

Teachers:

Kakashi - *squidward voice* oh no he's hot 

Iruka - precious bby 

Asuma - WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE :'( (REST IN PEACE!)

Kurenai - u cant hide anything from us 

Jiraiya - heckin' L'Oreal model + sad death (REST IN PEACE!)

Guy - YOUTH! 

Yamato - morning 'wood' (Edit: I meant nothing inappropriate by this, I just thought it was funny.)

Other Characters {Hokages included}:

Kabuto - get out 

Orochimaru - i hate that i like seeing you on the screen

Anko - i like you 

Konohamaru - cutie

Inoichi - my mom calls you a blockhead 

Shikaku - pineapples. nuff said. 

Last note for both Inoichi and Shikaku - your deaths were quite sad. (REST IN PEACE!)

Choza - you would make a great pillow 

Obito (quite different from Tobi) - ur still hot i see 

Rin - what's the quickest way to a woman's heart? chidori. (too soon?)  (REST IN PEACE!)

Madara - why do you look like you're about to cry when hashirama says he'll deal with you later? (REST IN PEACE!)

Hashirama - my vocabulary becomes tiny when it comes to you  (REST IN PEACE!)

Tobirama - how can someone be so hot and cute at the same time? (REST IN PEACE!)

Hiruzen - did you make the old people fan club? (REST IN PEACE!)

Minato - too bad you're dead, and taken by kushina, you're perfect husbando material.  (REST IN PEACE!)

Tsunade - i dont know what to put here 

Zabuza - you died by haku's side in the original, and in shippuden, you were also sealed together. you two are inseparable, good god.  (REST IN PEACE!)

Kushina - i love you  (REST IN PEACE!)

Killer Bee - i dont know how to rap but my sister loves you 

Suigetsu - i dont get why karin finds you annoying 

Jugo - why is your name spanish for juice? 

Karin - you're annoying 

Tazuna - hey remember when you said that naruto would never become hokage? news flash, you clearly havent seen boruto. 

Inari - u acc became hella cute in shippuden 

Shizune - did u know i cried when u died and when u got revived?

Tonton - cutie

Shisui - who said you could be hot and cute at the same time?

Boruto  

I'm too lazy to organize this:

Boruto - say your own name enough and it'll sound like you're saying burrito

Sarada - i've been sitting here for five minutes and i still dont know what to put here 

Mitsuki - did you know i love your dad?

Shikadai - did you ever realize that you're literally a copy of your dad? 

Konohamaru - damn son

Chocho - i friggin love you 

Inojin - i love your dad 

Sumire - that plot twist made me dislike you for a bit. 

Himawari - literally the cutest person in the whole anime

Iwabe - why do you strike me as gay 

Denki - normally when i hear your name i think of a certain discount saitama from mha

Metal Lee - hey guys it's a clone of Rock Lee, only this one is the type to be hella nervous

Naruto (Lord Seventh) - can you plz go back to your old haircut 

Hinata - damn you became hot 

Shikamaru - dude i literally cannot keep myself from laughing when i see you on the screen 

Shino - okay now you just look ridiculous, i'm sorry. 

Kakashi (Lord Sixth) - hot as always, i see. 

Temari - oh mama 

Ino - you got better i guess 

Sai - why did you marry ino tho 

Sakura - hey look you actually aren't useless anymore

Sasuke - go back to your old haircut, it's less emo. 

Kiba - you and facial hair dont go well together (CHANGE MY MIND)

Rock Lee - you legit havent changed 

Choji - oh my god what happened to you 

Gaara - that hairstyle is just n o. 

Orochimaru - why do you look like how you did when you were a kid? 

Suigetsu - holy hell you got cuter 

Karin - omg you're less annoying 

Literally all the enemies - go back to where you crawled out from. 

a quote from cypher's undertale corruptions:

"vegan..."

- "no, you're not vegan, flowey."

i apologize on so many levels for this.

you have been challenged by the legendary gamer !

two seconds later

you have been defeated by the legendary gamer !
you blacked out... and headed home quickly, hiding your face from passersby.

i am so sorry.

i have spotted a fellow math nerd

im watching u

jk but hey its nice to see someone else who likes math around here

like julian, i have a lot too.
but by far, my most awkward moment had to have been when sg first said that he had smth to say to me and i kinda freaked since i had like zero social interaction experience and then uh he confessed and i was still freaking out but it intensified since nobody's ever confessed having feelings for me before.

but then that blossomed into a relationship that's been going on for over a year so its ok now

What year did you join OldCP and/or this community?
What was your first username, why did you pick this username?

· i joined in 2015, and my first username was KaylinStoll1. at the time, i was obsessed with the percy jackson series, so that's why i chose that name.

Who was the first person you spoke to on here, are you still friends? If not, why not?

· i really don't remember the first person i spoke to, since i didn't really ever talk to anyone, but if i dig into my brain a bit, i think it was sg. i'm fairly sure everyone on here knows of my current relationship with him, but to confirm for those who don't: we are dating.

What was your first goal when you came here, was it to make friends or earn a rank?

· i don't think i even had a goal, but i just know i applied for war knight at some point and i never got it though many people supported me for it. so i'd say i more so came here to make friends, since i'm so much more social online than i am in real life.

What is one of your favorite memories that you have ever had on here, how does it make you feel when you think about it?

· by far, my favorite memory is more recent, but it's still a memory. it was when i first returned to oldcp after about half a year or so, i was given queen of dorval (courtesy of sg, ofc). when i think about it, i smile, like i actually SMILE.

What is one thing you wish you had not have done on here, why?

· i wish i never went through my cringe fest phase, because good god that was the worst time of my life.

If you could go back to any version of OldCP (or year) what would it be, why?

· i don't have an opinion on this.

How old were you when you joined this community, how old are you now?

· when i first joined, i was 11, about to turn 12, i do believe. now, i'm 16, about to be 17 in August.

Have you ever "quit" or taken a break from here, why?
What made you come back had you of answered yes to the above question?

· i've taken multiple breaks, and i've quit at least twice. i needed breaks so i could bring my grades in school up, and the reasons i quit were quite honestly a bit personal, and probably shouldn't be said here. i won't go into too much detail, but the main reason i quit in 2018, was because someone was basically cyberbullying me (on oldcp, deviantart, and even quotev (a site i use A LOT)). back then, i ended up deleting my deviantart account at the time (it was fightingsteel). i only came back at some point because i was given queen of dorval.

Although you may disagree with things happening in this community, what makes you stay?

· i stay because even though there are some mean people here, the nicer ones make the experience well worth the stay.

If you could change one thing about this community what would it be and why? (Please keep this one friendly.)

· i wouldn't change a thing, this community is like another home to me.

When you decide you're finally too old or grown for this community, in what way would you like to be remembered?

· i'd like to be remembered as someone who apsired to be a therapist despite their addiction to anime.

Can you think of a time where a staff member helped you out and it really helped you?

· yes but i'd rather not tell anyone about it since it's embarrassing.

Can you think of a time where a regular everyday user helped you out and it really helped you?

· yes, it was during the whole cyberbullying incident that i mentioned earlier. they made me smile and feel better.

Do you remember a time where you were proven wrong even when you thought you were right?

· that happens a lot, so i can't exactly say no here.

Lastly, do you remember the reason why you joined this community. How did it make you feel back then, and what does it make you feel like now?

· i joined this community because i wanted to make friends since i was unable to in real life, my anime addiction always drove people off. back then, i felt that i could make some friends, and i actually did. now, i feel like i could've made a few better choices in who i became friends with back then (ie. frogs was never a true friend.)

sadie, if you read this far, i want you to know that i read your entire post

Leafy wrote on 21st June 2019, 12:24 PM:

This apology was rigged for; likes and views.
SecurityGuy is abusing in Hell as well as just being a crappy leader. I don't know about you guys but I don't know why we went from a small guy (Zelrus) as Supreme Lord Emperor to Orlock (a well known liability and also a scummy leader at that.)
He has abused and ruined the lives of myself, Damen, Jack, Tent and Milan and the list goes on.
I urge the DSGHQ Administration Team committee do what needs to be done and put one of themselves in the fold not pea sized scumbag btw his brain is like pea sized also his friends r as well tbh

and you rigged yourself for a bunch of dislikes

ok to be fair i wont expect you to remember me since i didnt stay for long myself (i honest to god only came back to oldcp bc i was given queen of dorval, but then i went inactive again because i could and i technically wasn't even needed anyway)

but im pretty sure i knew you in the time that i was there

ive only been around since 2015 (in other words, not a very old user, but not very new either), and back then i went by kaylinstoll1 & kaylinxtacos.

i was confused about what i wanted to go by, and it was only in like 2018 that i figured out that i wanted to go by kayden.

im pretty much unknown to a large majority of older users so i dont blame you if you dont know me

c'mon man you still got me
i'm willing to throw away my habit of spamming your dms with pictures so you can rant to me whenever you feel the need to.

please just remember that i'm always here for you *insert blue heart emoji here*
(to me, a blue heart is platonic love for a friend)

we love you too

(p l a t o n i c a l l y)

absolutecringe wrote on 12th July 2019, 12:12 PM:

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NarutosRamen wrote on 12th July 2019, 12:10 PM:
kayden used swagger !
opponent random confused ninja's attack rose !
opponent random confused ninja is already confused !

confusion level 100

dont hit urself in confusion lmao

absolutecringe wrote on 12th July 2019, 12:07 PM:

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NarutosRamen wrote on 12th July 2019, 12:05 PM:
huh, i could've sworn someone* said something, but i couldn't hear what they said.
* - sriram

random confused ninja

kayden used swagger !
opponent random confused ninja's attack rose !
opponent random confused ninja is already confused !

absolutecringe wrote on 12th July 2019, 12:03 PM:

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NarutosRamen wrote on 12th July 2019, 12:01 PM:
@absolutecringe
did you hear something? because i didn't.

no?

huh, i could've sworn someone* said something, but i couldn't hear what they said.
* - sriram

Sherlock120Sh wrote on 12th July 2019, 11:48 AM:

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NarutosRamen wrote on 12th July 2019, 10:06 AM:
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Sherlock120Sh wrote on 12th July 2019, 09:02 AM:
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NarutosRamen wrote on 12th July 2019, 02:33 AM:
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Sherlock120Sh wrote on 12th July 2019, 01:14 AM:
Cus you're irrelevant

actually, i think it's cause you probably get off to making teenage girls pissed at you.
You're the girl who's dating a 50 year old man called Orlock.
you're the one who's tried to get young girls to date you, only to get rejected like literally every time.
I ain't into young. I'm not Orlock so keep my name outta your vocabulary please thank you.

lmao please, when did i even say your name? oh yeah.
i didn't.