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Ways to obtain master.
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4th August 2019, 01:27 PM
1kutya wrote on 4th August 2019, 01:25 PM:
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Telperion wrote on 4th August 2019, 01:22 PM:
These are also listed under the laws of life:
Law #14 - Respect Your Superiors. If someone is your superior in strength or intellect or both, you need to show them your respect. Dont ignore them or laugh at them.
Law #33 - Show the Enemy No Respect. Being gallant to your enemies is no virtue! If someone opposes you, they dont deserve respect or kindness or mercy.
These are also listed under the laws of life:
Law #14 - Respect Your Superiors. If someone is your superior in strength or intellect or both, you need to show them your respect. Dont ignore them or laugh at them.
Law #33 - Show the Enemy No Respect. Being gallant to your enemies is no virtue! If someone opposes you, they dont deserve respect or kindness or mercy.
Law #41 - Learn to Detect Lies. When others speak, they usually lie. Scrutinize and question them relentlessly until they reveal their deceit.
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i love my wife
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4th August 2019, 01:26 PM
Law #2 - Never Let Them Laugh at You. Fools laugh at everything, even at their superiors. But beware, laughter isnt harmless! Laughter spreads like a disease, and soon everyone is laughing at you. You need to strike at the source of this perverse merriment quickly to stop it from spreading.
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Damen?Extreme Threat!!!
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4th August 2019, 01:25 PM
Keep going my dear friend!
Law #17 - Believe In Your Strength. Others may doubt you, but theres someone you can always trust. Yourself. Make sure to believe in your own strength, and you will never falter.
Law #16 - Dont Hesitate. Once youve made a decision, carry it out and dont look back. Youll achieve much more this way.
Law #19 - If You Try, Succeed. If youre going to attempt something, make sure you achieve it. If you do not succeed, then you have actually failed! Avoid this at all costs.
Law #33 - Show the Enemy No Respect. Being gallant to your enemies is no virtue! If someone opposes you, they dont deserve respect or kindness or mercy.
Law #36 - Eggshells are brittle. Once again, this law explains itself
Law #17 - Believe In Your Strength. Others may doubt you, but theres someone you can always trust. Yourself. Make sure to believe in your own strength, and you will never falter.
Law #16 - Dont Hesitate. Once youve made a decision, carry it out and dont look back. Youll achieve much more this way.
Law #19 - If You Try, Succeed. If youre going to attempt something, make sure you achieve it. If you do not succeed, then you have actually failed! Avoid this at all costs.
Law #33 - Show the Enemy No Respect. Being gallant to your enemies is no virtue! If someone opposes you, they dont deserve respect or kindness or mercy.
Law #36 - Eggshells are brittle. Once again, this law explains itself
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Ways to obtain master.
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4th August 2019, 01:22 PM
These are also listed under the laws of life:
Law #14 - Respect Your Superiors. If someone is your superior in strength or intellect or both, you need to show them your respect. Dont ignore them or laugh at them.
Law #33 - Show the Enemy No Respect. Being gallant to your enemies is no virtue! If someone opposes you, they dont deserve respect or kindness or mercy.
Law #14 - Respect Your Superiors. If someone is your superior in strength or intellect or both, you need to show them your respect. Dont ignore them or laugh at them.
Law #33 - Show the Enemy No Respect. Being gallant to your enemies is no virtue! If someone opposes you, they dont deserve respect or kindness or mercy.
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Why does it hurt to me, 8 years later?
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3rd August 2019, 06:20 PM
Thats what I said when Karen took the kids.
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Hello
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3rd August 2019, 03:59 PM
Thank you...
I've read the rules, literally hours before I came here, I know what they are.
I will be online for a while anyway.
I've read the rules, literally hours before I came here, I know what they are.
I will be online for a while anyway.
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The 57 Laws of Life
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3rd August 2019, 02:42 AM
Law #1 - Always Win Your Battles. Losing a battle earns you nothing and teaches you nothing. Win your battles, or dont engage in them at all!
Law #2 - Never Let Them Laugh at You. Fools laugh at everything, even at their superiors. But beware, laughter isnt harmless! Laughter spreads like a disease, and soon everyone is laughing at you. You need to strike at the source of this perverse merriment quickly to stop it from spreading.
Law #3 - Always Be Rested. Fighting and adventuring take their toll on your body. When you rest, your body strengthens and repairs itself. The longer you rest, the stronger you become.
Law #4 - Forget Your Past. The past is painful, and thinking about your past can only bring you misery. Think about something else instead, such as the future, or some food.
Law #5 - Strength Beats Strength. Is your opponent strong? No matter! Simply overcome their strength with even more strength, and theyll soon be defeated.
Law #6 - Choose Your Own Fate. Our elders teach that our fate is chosen for us before we are even born. I disagree.
Law #7 - Mourn Not the Dead. When we die, do things get better for us or worse? Theres no way to tell, so we shouldnt bother mourning. Or celebrating for that matter.
Law #8 - Travel Alone. You can rely on nobody, and nobody will always be loyal. Therefore, nobody should be your constant companion.
Law #9 - Keep Your Home Tidy. Your home is where you keep your most prized possession - yourself. Therefore, you should make an effort to keep it nice and clean.
Law #10 - Keep Your Weapon Sharp. I make sure that my weapon, the Break Stick, is kept well-sharpened at all times. This makes it much easier to cut things.
Law #11 - Mothers Will Always Betray You. This law explains itself.
Law #12 - Keep Your Clothes Dry. If your clothes gets wet, dry it as soon as you can. Wearing wet clothes is unpleasant, and can lead to illness.
Law #13 - Never Be Afraid. Fear can only hold you back. Facing your fears can be a tremendous effort. Therefore, you should just not be afraid in the first place.
Law #14 - Respect Your Superiors. If someone is your superior in strength or intellect or both, you need to show them your respect. Dont ignore them or laugh at them.
Law #15 - One Foe, One Blow. You should only use a single blow to defeat an enemy. Any more is a waste. Also, by counting your blows as you fight, youll know how many foes youve defeated.
Law #16 - Dont Hesitate. Once youve made a decision, carry it out and dont look back. Youll achieve much more this way.
Law #17 - Believe In Your Strength. Others may doubt you, but theres someone you can always trust. Yourself. Make sure to believe in your own strength, and you will never falter.
Law #18 - Seek Truth in the Darkness. This law also explains itself.
Law #19 - If You Try, Succeed. If youre going to attempt something, make sure you achieve it. If you do not succeed, then you have actually failed! Avoid this at all costs.
Law #20 - Speak Only the Truth. When speaking to someone, it is courteous and also efficient to speak truthfully. Beware though that speaking truthfully may make you enemies. This is something youll have to bear.
Law #21 - Be Aware of Your Surroundings. Dont just walk along staring at the ground! You need to look up every so often, to make sure nothing takes you by surprise.
Law #22 - Abandon the Birthplace. As soon as I could, I left my birthplace and made my way out into the world. Do not linger in the home. There is nothing for you there.
Law #23 - Identify the Foes Weak Point. Every foe you encounter has a weak point, such as a crack in their armor or being asleep. You must constantly be alert and scrutinizing your enemy to detect their weakness!
Law #24 - Strike the Foes Weak Point. Once you have identified your foes weak point as per the previous law, strike it. This will instantly destroy them.
Law #25 - Protect Your Own Weak Point. Be aware that your foe will try to identify your weak point, so you must protect it. The best protection? Never having a weak point in the first place.
Law #26 - Dont Trust Your Reflection. When peering at certain shining surfaces, you may see a copy of your own face. The face will mimic your movements and seems similar to your own, but I dont think it can be trusted.
Law #27 - Eat As Much As You Can. When having a meal, eat as much as you possibly can. This gives you extra energy, and means you can eat less frequently.
Law #28 - Dont Peer Into the Darkness. If you peer into the darkness and cant see anything for too long, your mind will start to linger over old memories. Memories are to be avoided, as per Precept Four.
Law #29 - Develop Your Sense of Direction. Its easy to get lost when travelling through winding, twisting caverns. Having a good sense of direction is like having a magical map inside of your head. Very useful.
Law #30 - Never Accept a Promise. Spurn the promises of others, as they are always broken. Promises of love or betrothal are to be avoided especially.
Law #31 - Disease Lives Inside of Dirt. Youll get sick if you spend too much time in filthy places. If you are staying in someone elses home, demand the highest level of cleanliness from your host.
Law #32 - Names Have Power. Names have power, and so to name something is to grant it power. I myself named my sword Bread Stick. Do not steal the name I came up with! Invent your own!
Law #33 - Show the Enemy No Respect. Being gallant to your enemies is no virtue! If someone opposes you, they dont deserve respect or kindness or mercy.
Law #34 - Dont Eat Immediately Before Sleeping. This can cause restlessness and indigestion. Its just common sense.
Law #35 - Up is Up, Down is Down. If you fall over in the darkness, it can be easy to lose your bearing and forget which way is up. Keep this law in mind!
Law #36 - Eggshells are brittle. Once again, this law explains itself.
Law #37 - Borrow, But Do Not Lend. If you lend and are repayed, you gain nothing. If you borrow but do not repay, you gain everything.
Law #38 - Beware the Mysterious Force. A mysterious force bears down on us from above, pushing us downwards. If you spend too long in the air, the force will crush you against the ground and destroy you. Beware!
Law #39 - Eat Quickly and Drink Slowly. Your body is a delicate thing and you must fuel it with great deliberation. Food must go in as fast as possible, but fluids at a slower rate.
Law #40 - Obey No Law But Your Own. Laws written by others may inconvenience you or be a burden. Let your own desires be the only law.
Law #41 - Learn to Detect Lies. When others speak, they usually lie. Scrutinize and question them relentlessly until they reveal their deceit.
Law #42 - Spend Gold When You Have It. Some will cling onto their gold, even taking it into the dirt with them when they die. It is better to spend it when you can, so you can enjoy various things in life.
Law #43 - Never Forgive. If someone asks forgiveness of you, for instance a brother of yours, always deny it. That brother, or whoever it is, doesnt deserve such a thing.
Law #44 - You Can Not Breathe Water. Water is refreshing, but if you try to breathe it you are in for a nasty shock.
Law #45 - One Thing Is Not Another. This one should be obvious, but Ive had others try to argue that one thing, which is clearly what it is and not something else, is actually some other thing, which it isnt. Stay on your guard!
Law #46 - The World is Smaller Than You Think. When young, you tend to think that the world is vast, huge, gigantic. Its only natural. Unfortunately, its actually quite a lot smaller than that. I can say this, now having travelled everywhere in the land.
Law #47 - Make Your Own Weapon. Only you know exactly what is needed in your weapon. I myself fashioned Bread Stick from wood at a young age. It has never failed me. Nor I it.
Law #48 - Be Careful With Fire. Fire is a type of hot spirit that dances about recklessly. It can warm you and provide light, but it will also singe your shell if it gets too close.
Law #49 - Statues are Meaningless. Do not honour them! No one has ever made a statue of you or I, so why should we pay them any attention?
Law #50 - Dont Linger on Mysteries. Some things in this world appear to us as puzzles. Or enigmas. If the meaning behind something is not immediately evident though, dont waste any time thinking about it. Just move on.
Law #51 - Nothing is Harmless. Given the chance, everything in this world will hurt you. Friends, foes, monsters, uneven paths. Be suspicious of them all.
Law #52 - Beware the Jealousy of Fathers. Fathers believe that because they created us we must serve them and never exceed their capabilities. If you wish to forge your own path, you must vanquish your father. Or simply abandon him.
Law #53 - Do Not Steal the Desires of Others. Every creature keeps their desires locked up inside of themselves. If you catch a glimpse of anothers desires, resist the urge to claim them as your own. It will not lead you to happiness.
Law #54 - If You Lock Something Away, Keep the Key. Nothing should be locked away for ever, so hold onto your keys. You will eventually return and unlock everything you hid away.
Law #55 - Bow to No-one. There are those in this world who would impose their will on others. They claim ownership over your food, your land, your body, and even your thoughts! They have done nothing to earn these things. Never bow to them, and make sure to disobey their commands.
Law #56 - Do Not Dream. Dreams are dangerous things. Strange ideas, not your own, can worm their way into your mind. But if you resist those ideas, sickness will wrack your body! Best not to dream at all, like me.
Law #57 - Obey All Laws. Most importantly, you must commit all of these laws to memory and obey them all unfailingly. Including this one!
Law #2 - Never Let Them Laugh at You. Fools laugh at everything, even at their superiors. But beware, laughter isnt harmless! Laughter spreads like a disease, and soon everyone is laughing at you. You need to strike at the source of this perverse merriment quickly to stop it from spreading.
Law #3 - Always Be Rested. Fighting and adventuring take their toll on your body. When you rest, your body strengthens and repairs itself. The longer you rest, the stronger you become.
Law #4 - Forget Your Past. The past is painful, and thinking about your past can only bring you misery. Think about something else instead, such as the future, or some food.
Law #5 - Strength Beats Strength. Is your opponent strong? No matter! Simply overcome their strength with even more strength, and theyll soon be defeated.
Law #6 - Choose Your Own Fate. Our elders teach that our fate is chosen for us before we are even born. I disagree.
Law #7 - Mourn Not the Dead. When we die, do things get better for us or worse? Theres no way to tell, so we shouldnt bother mourning. Or celebrating for that matter.
Law #8 - Travel Alone. You can rely on nobody, and nobody will always be loyal. Therefore, nobody should be your constant companion.
Law #9 - Keep Your Home Tidy. Your home is where you keep your most prized possession - yourself. Therefore, you should make an effort to keep it nice and clean.
Law #10 - Keep Your Weapon Sharp. I make sure that my weapon, the Break Stick, is kept well-sharpened at all times. This makes it much easier to cut things.
Law #11 - Mothers Will Always Betray You. This law explains itself.
Law #12 - Keep Your Clothes Dry. If your clothes gets wet, dry it as soon as you can. Wearing wet clothes is unpleasant, and can lead to illness.
Law #13 - Never Be Afraid. Fear can only hold you back. Facing your fears can be a tremendous effort. Therefore, you should just not be afraid in the first place.
Law #14 - Respect Your Superiors. If someone is your superior in strength or intellect or both, you need to show them your respect. Dont ignore them or laugh at them.
Law #15 - One Foe, One Blow. You should only use a single blow to defeat an enemy. Any more is a waste. Also, by counting your blows as you fight, youll know how many foes youve defeated.
Law #16 - Dont Hesitate. Once youve made a decision, carry it out and dont look back. Youll achieve much more this way.
Law #17 - Believe In Your Strength. Others may doubt you, but theres someone you can always trust. Yourself. Make sure to believe in your own strength, and you will never falter.
Law #18 - Seek Truth in the Darkness. This law also explains itself.
Law #19 - If You Try, Succeed. If youre going to attempt something, make sure you achieve it. If you do not succeed, then you have actually failed! Avoid this at all costs.
Law #20 - Speak Only the Truth. When speaking to someone, it is courteous and also efficient to speak truthfully. Beware though that speaking truthfully may make you enemies. This is something youll have to bear.
Law #21 - Be Aware of Your Surroundings. Dont just walk along staring at the ground! You need to look up every so often, to make sure nothing takes you by surprise.
Law #22 - Abandon the Birthplace. As soon as I could, I left my birthplace and made my way out into the world. Do not linger in the home. There is nothing for you there.
Law #23 - Identify the Foes Weak Point. Every foe you encounter has a weak point, such as a crack in their armor or being asleep. You must constantly be alert and scrutinizing your enemy to detect their weakness!
Law #24 - Strike the Foes Weak Point. Once you have identified your foes weak point as per the previous law, strike it. This will instantly destroy them.
Law #25 - Protect Your Own Weak Point. Be aware that your foe will try to identify your weak point, so you must protect it. The best protection? Never having a weak point in the first place.
Law #26 - Dont Trust Your Reflection. When peering at certain shining surfaces, you may see a copy of your own face. The face will mimic your movements and seems similar to your own, but I dont think it can be trusted.
Law #27 - Eat As Much As You Can. When having a meal, eat as much as you possibly can. This gives you extra energy, and means you can eat less frequently.
Law #28 - Dont Peer Into the Darkness. If you peer into the darkness and cant see anything for too long, your mind will start to linger over old memories. Memories are to be avoided, as per Precept Four.
Law #29 - Develop Your Sense of Direction. Its easy to get lost when travelling through winding, twisting caverns. Having a good sense of direction is like having a magical map inside of your head. Very useful.
Law #30 - Never Accept a Promise. Spurn the promises of others, as they are always broken. Promises of love or betrothal are to be avoided especially.
Law #31 - Disease Lives Inside of Dirt. Youll get sick if you spend too much time in filthy places. If you are staying in someone elses home, demand the highest level of cleanliness from your host.
Law #32 - Names Have Power. Names have power, and so to name something is to grant it power. I myself named my sword Bread Stick. Do not steal the name I came up with! Invent your own!
Law #33 - Show the Enemy No Respect. Being gallant to your enemies is no virtue! If someone opposes you, they dont deserve respect or kindness or mercy.
Law #34 - Dont Eat Immediately Before Sleeping. This can cause restlessness and indigestion. Its just common sense.
Law #35 - Up is Up, Down is Down. If you fall over in the darkness, it can be easy to lose your bearing and forget which way is up. Keep this law in mind!
Law #36 - Eggshells are brittle. Once again, this law explains itself.
Law #37 - Borrow, But Do Not Lend. If you lend and are repayed, you gain nothing. If you borrow but do not repay, you gain everything.
Law #38 - Beware the Mysterious Force. A mysterious force bears down on us from above, pushing us downwards. If you spend too long in the air, the force will crush you against the ground and destroy you. Beware!
Law #39 - Eat Quickly and Drink Slowly. Your body is a delicate thing and you must fuel it with great deliberation. Food must go in as fast as possible, but fluids at a slower rate.
Law #40 - Obey No Law But Your Own. Laws written by others may inconvenience you or be a burden. Let your own desires be the only law.
Law #41 - Learn to Detect Lies. When others speak, they usually lie. Scrutinize and question them relentlessly until they reveal their deceit.
Law #42 - Spend Gold When You Have It. Some will cling onto their gold, even taking it into the dirt with them when they die. It is better to spend it when you can, so you can enjoy various things in life.
Law #43 - Never Forgive. If someone asks forgiveness of you, for instance a brother of yours, always deny it. That brother, or whoever it is, doesnt deserve such a thing.
Law #44 - You Can Not Breathe Water. Water is refreshing, but if you try to breathe it you are in for a nasty shock.
Law #45 - One Thing Is Not Another. This one should be obvious, but Ive had others try to argue that one thing, which is clearly what it is and not something else, is actually some other thing, which it isnt. Stay on your guard!
Law #46 - The World is Smaller Than You Think. When young, you tend to think that the world is vast, huge, gigantic. Its only natural. Unfortunately, its actually quite a lot smaller than that. I can say this, now having travelled everywhere in the land.
Law #47 - Make Your Own Weapon. Only you know exactly what is needed in your weapon. I myself fashioned Bread Stick from wood at a young age. It has never failed me. Nor I it.
Law #48 - Be Careful With Fire. Fire is a type of hot spirit that dances about recklessly. It can warm you and provide light, but it will also singe your shell if it gets too close.
Law #49 - Statues are Meaningless. Do not honour them! No one has ever made a statue of you or I, so why should we pay them any attention?
Law #50 - Dont Linger on Mysteries. Some things in this world appear to us as puzzles. Or enigmas. If the meaning behind something is not immediately evident though, dont waste any time thinking about it. Just move on.
Law #51 - Nothing is Harmless. Given the chance, everything in this world will hurt you. Friends, foes, monsters, uneven paths. Be suspicious of them all.
Law #52 - Beware the Jealousy of Fathers. Fathers believe that because they created us we must serve them and never exceed their capabilities. If you wish to forge your own path, you must vanquish your father. Or simply abandon him.
Law #53 - Do Not Steal the Desires of Others. Every creature keeps their desires locked up inside of themselves. If you catch a glimpse of anothers desires, resist the urge to claim them as your own. It will not lead you to happiness.
Law #54 - If You Lock Something Away, Keep the Key. Nothing should be locked away for ever, so hold onto your keys. You will eventually return and unlock everything you hid away.
Law #55 - Bow to No-one. There are those in this world who would impose their will on others. They claim ownership over your food, your land, your body, and even your thoughts! They have done nothing to earn these things. Never bow to them, and make sure to disobey their commands.
Law #56 - Do Not Dream. Dreams are dangerous things. Strange ideas, not your own, can worm their way into your mind. But if you resist those ideas, sickness will wrack your body! Best not to dream at all, like me.
Law #57 - Obey All Laws. Most importantly, you must commit all of these laws to memory and obey them all unfailingly. Including this one!
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Hello
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3rd August 2019, 01:00 AM
Hello. I am Telperion. This wasn't my name originally, but I couldn't think of any other Tolkien related names that weren't taken. I found this CPPS after roaming around some sites that featured them, (Which, let me tell you, was probably the best thing my internet history has seen in a while...) and I found this one. It caught my eye because I saw swords and blood and death and all three of those things sound pretty cool when mixed with Club Penguin, especially because it said it featured a lot of Lord of the Rings type concepts, and I was pretty much down for anything. (Most of the other CPPS's were the pinnacle of autism.) I met quite a few nice people and I like the game overall it's pretty fun. Also, I heard it mixed a lot of things, such as Game of Thrones, and Star Wars, and a lot of people wear antlers for some reason? Not sure why. But I love this and it's such a wonder filled world so I'm down for anything. There's also quite a bit of Crimezone, so that's pretty cool. Overall, I think whoever made this game put a lot of work and time into it, and it really pays off. I got introduced to battle by my good friend Ariana and whatnot. I'm not here to tell my life story, I'm just here to say Hello. In other words, Hello.
Also, I have a discord if you're interested. Telperion#6280
Thanks to Ariana for helping me set up one it was really nice and I enjoyed her company.
Also, I have a discord if you're interested. Telperion#6280
Thanks to Ariana for helping me set up one it was really nice and I enjoyed her company.
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