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Indeed, they will return in 4646 years, if you think about it... in 4646 years will be 6666 instead of 2020 indeed................. See you

Hey! You're reading a true bangah report nah.

At around 3AM EST today, the people gathered next to the green watahs to watch Light vs Zaboth.. Light showed up, but Zaboth took 30 minutes to come..



Indeed they fought, while Frogs was screaming "WTH HURRY KILL HIM LEGIT" but nah.. Zaboth relogged cheating scum legit. Zaboth then went to deadmansheights to talk to Pythas, but nah Tom was angered so he nuked him..



When this happened, some spider widdo nah kiddo logged on and told Light Pythas offers him King of NWO.. Frogs was like "LOL? WTH? WHY HIM & NOT ME KID? IS PYTHAS RETARDED?" then the spider kid was like NAH HE DOESNT ACCEPT DEATH THEN..



Pythors figure appeared & smited him but wth? Pythas became Mairon again? He went good & betrayed the fricking dracs again? nah Frogs was angered, legit.

But nah Mairon went against Orome which made him evil again and made this post but nah Frogs didnt care legit.



Mairon saw and was like wth? Kids talking back now? Went to gharaak and told him to kill frogs n he was like K where is he and he said Hes prob asleep irl its late 4 him but nah frogs was legit on another game but nah gharaak wrote a msg to frogs on /c



Frogs was like LOL? WTH? NOOK? Hae thoight it was nook cuz hes retarded but its ok there was still no fight but nah he ran and then gharaak was killed by gamer 4 no reason and mairon was like wth? kids teaming with gamer now? Nah gotta run legit.. So pythas never showed himself again and yh.. OOMLEK was sent down & was frogs bff legit & would haunt nook & glarthir..



Sadly the kid died to rouges crocs and zaboth came back like LOL? WTH?



But it was actually an illusion, Frogs was fooled but made KOTN after like LOL?



Frogs gave das to miro but then frogs was like "LOL? WHERES MY MOD? SCAM?" And miro was like Give rings back then & sentry was like K ILL GIVE U MOD LATER & UR RINGS BACK, and they were like ok and sentry is pythas for 6 days but pythas is going to be evil again in 6 days and yh, sentrys pythor nah hail sentry legit? Nah wheres nameless one we need him back legit




Frogs joining shinobis, time travelling & becomes forgs again? LOL NAH WAIT AND SEE!

Indeed. iOldCP opened at 12PM EST, while fellow membahs of oldcp logged on and some were given ranks by thy mighty Orlock, while the evil called for The Banshee at the very STARTETH..

NAH THO, LEGIT. "DOOM" CAME AND TOLD FORGS HE WAS BANSHEES MESSENGER AND WAS TOLD THAT TONIGHT WOULD BE A NIGHT OF DOOM, WHERE THERE WOULD INDEED BE AN ATTACK BUT NAH..

AARGHHH, FORGET THE IOLDCP CZ.. **TRANSFORMATION YUP**

OldCP.. 4PM EST, THE SENTRY CAME TO TOWN AND ANNOUNCED THAT DAS HAS FALLEN TO FORGS!



Indeed.. SENTRY then said Pythas would take OVAH iOldCP, and told Forgs to make his account. INDEED, SENTRY WENT AFK ON OLDCP AND WENT ON IOLDCP, AND WAS PUSHED BY IBLUE AWAY FROM THE USERS, SHOT BY EUGEE WITH A SNIPER & MAULED BY LOKI..



THATS EUGEE, THE PLA OWNER SCUM SNIPING SENTRY..

THEN..



Indeed.. Loki the VULTARAH SCUM MAULED HIM TO DEATH, WHICH ANGERED FORGS TO HIS MAX POWAH AND WISHED TO KILL EUGEE & LOKI ASAP, SO IN HIS MIND HE SAID.. "AH INDEED PYTHAS GAVE ME CLSJUSTICE FOR A REASON, NOW I WILL USE IT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVAH!"

FORGS THEN RAN UP TO EUGEE, AND INDEED SLICED THE SCUM INTO PIECES.



THEN.. FORGS WANTED TO KILL LOKI.. BUT SHE WAS INDEED CAMPING ON THE WALLS. FORGS INDEED KEPT HIS MOUTH SHUT AND DID THE SMARTAST MOVE OF ALL TIME TO EXISTANCE OF THE EXISTORANCLY IN OLDCP.BIZ HISTORY NAH..



Indeed.. In that picture, you can truly see the anger inside Forgs on how he wanted to just GET UP THERE AND CHOKE LOKI TO DEATH WITH HIS BARE HANDS INDEED.. BUT HE WAITED.. FOR LOKI TO STOP MOVING.. AND ALAS!!!!!!!!!!!

FORGS INDEED CHOKED HIMSELF UP TO LOKI, AND SLAYED HER WITH NO OTHER THOUGHTS INDEED.



INDEED.. WHILE THE BIRD WAS UP THERE LAUGHING, FORGS WAS INDEED LIKE "LOL KID WONT BE LAUGHING IN A SEC LEGIT" AND BOOM!!!!!!! CHOKED HIMSELF TO THE TOP OF HER LUNGS & SLAYED HER..



Indeed.. Loki & Eugee were slain by the mighty Forgs, and told SENTRY on iOldCP that he was avenged.. PYTHAS WAS PROUD!!!!!! Hahahhahahahhahahaha

NOW, COULD THIS BE A WARNING FROM FORGS..? MAYBE IT IS "TOUCH DAS OR ANY OF THE NWO, AND EXPECT TO SEE YOURSELF DEAD IN A MATTAH OF SECONDS!"

IDK THO.. BANGAH CZ DO BE KINDA SPICY TODAY THO NAH.

Indeed.. This morning, Raindrop who owns the South ordered a war against Dorval.



As soon as Forgs saw this, he freaked out.. He ran to King Orlock and said "WTH.. THEY WARRED DORVAL. WHAT SHOULD I DO?" And Orlock the old man laying on his bed said "SLAY THEM ALL". Forgs said very well, kissed him and fleed to Dorval.

As soon as Forgs got to dorval, they all ran like a bucher on a stick wrapped around bread with mushroom ketchup..



Forgs knew they would come back later, so he called for Bangah Legion indeed.



Bangah Legion, in the skies with Manwe heard thunder, it was Forgs calling to him. Bangah Legion QUICKLY descended to earth, but ended up landing in Das and was very confused.



The Orcs were angered at him, and attacked him.. Bangah Legion over the years gained so much power... He became almost the most powerful user on earth, but swore an Oath not to kill anymore, so he ran and ended up falling into the void.. RIP

Forgs noticed a statue, the statue looked angered, big and scary indeed. He thought it was Nameless One



Indeed, it was a confusing moment. Forgs was then summoned to a "GATEKEEPER" in dorval and was scared..



But.. after that.. Forgs' eyes started to pop & he blacked out, only to find himself in a WHOLE new dimension against Sentry.. Sentry was angered with Forgs for betraying him atleast 18 times, and he has had ENOUGH. Forgs did not think twice and attacked.



THEN FORGS LEGIT WAS ANGAHAD, SO HE PULLED OUT A SABER & SLAYED HARRY Z HAWKKS THE KING OF DAS..



He was told.. To flee into battle of the dorvalness, messiness crunchiness flyingso maintenance..

The menace is back

Orome is dead

BUT.. UNMEI INDEED FORMED INTO SENTRY AND BECAME UNSENTRIE, AND FORMED 2 WORLDS TO MAKE A ZLANGA WHICH IS DEEMED TO BE EITHER ZABOTH'S BROTHER OR SLANGAH'S MOTHER OR.. SISTAH INDEED, STAY TUNED FOR MORE.

YOU WILL FACE THE ROCK! (FROGS)

Indeed. I am back, but am I?

A lot has happened in Bangaharda.. Should I keep you guys updates or not?

Let me know, like if yes and dont do CRAP if no.

- THE REPORTAH

Look... Forgs promised no Bangah CZ but yesterday I the reporter logged on and the users indeed begged for it, and Forgs is no man to be in charge so here it is......

Forgs, the powerful Lord on discord, snaildom, oldcp yet alone the Forums has been vanquished by the Administration team. As he was banned, he would seek forgiveness from Damen everyday...

Forgs being a lonely scum for sinning met with Lushgak, and they sailed to "CLUB PENGUIN" and this was indeed the other dimension of P3D... This is how he entered with Lusheris....




Indeed, they had to face the Cthulhu just to get there... It was dark, and had many siths shooting at them! They did not care, it was indeed an adventure. After Cthulhu left them alone in peace, they indeed went to shore.



They fell asleep straight away, and woke up at 7AM!




They then are suprised, and see ERU!



Eru welcomes Forgs and Lushgak to the new Dimension, but Forgs being a greedy scum bows to Eru already knowing he wishes to smuggle his own powah



Eru said, what is your wish? Forgs said, DUDE.... UNBAN ME ON DSGHQ PLEASE BRO.... Eru indeed could not do this, but cursed Damen with forgiveness and mercy to Forgs... Forgs will be reborn in the DSGHQ. Doom is next to it because Forgs is doom no matter what... But he truly changed as a "PACCU"

Anyway, Lushgak and Forgs went to the pizza parlor place and got 40 pizzas...



Knowing Forgs is greedy, he ate them all... This caused Lusheris to beat the crap out of him with her powahful "Nortlong" which is the greatest sword to exist in the universe.

Forgs felt depressed after this, and was on the cliff on a tree...



He considered finishing the pain, but this was not the case after LUSHGAK returns....



LOL? Forgs met with Sike aka Nollond, the messenger of Myrus, and all men became friends again!



They then went to cove to set a fire, only to find out the fire was Amir, and it took away Darth Nollond...



Lushgak layed her head on Forgs' shoulders and cried, while Forgs was shedding tears too...

Sike somehow got out alive and just casually started to surf...



THEY THEN MET WITH A KIDDO NAMED VICTORALEX WHO WAS DEEMED TO BE THE TROLL OF OLDCP?



Anyways, that's a wrap... Forgs is now known to be "Adameris" or "Adamerino".... SAME FOR LUSHGAK... LUSHERINO OR LUSHERIS... Somehow they got married, very foolish move of Lush.

Bangah stands out clear. It is the best one

Indeed... It all started after Slangah Namazka created a figure named "VAIRE" and sent it to Forgs...



Knowing Forgs can be a very dumb retard, he thought it was his pet... He tried touching it and BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM HE FAINTED... HE WAS SCARED, AND ABYSSED VAIRE ASAP... IT WAS A SCARY EXPERIENCE FOR HIM!

Then, Vaire moved on to his brother Kace...



Kace was frightened, and attacked Vaire.... Vaire indeed attempted to smite Kace, but knowing Kace is the most powahful Ainur, she failed, and Kace smited her.

Damn that's a bangah!



That has nothing to do with this, but I wanted to include it anyway.

Anyway, back on the track...

Indeed.... after this, Namazka was in the forest.. But a great lord known to be Turin who is not a man, nor a maiar or Ainur... He is an angel indeed descended to Namazka.



Namazka indeed knew it was a Lord, and asked to team... Turin said "HELL NA, I GOT A BEARD TO GROW MATE!" and BOOOOOOOOOOOM... NAMAZKA CUT OFF HIS BEARD AND HEREBY SAID "JOIN ME NOW?"

Turin cried, and ribbed Namazka's hair out... Forgs was angered at both Namazka... Forgs also travels alongside them...




Indeed... They all have wings & are a small orb because they are in another Dimension that they were working on, but trouble was made...

Namazka became fat, and imploded so she could never enter that Dimension once again, and Forgs slayed Turin...



The Bangah Legion were proud of Forgs... They came and asked for Nameless One.



This angered FORGS, causing them for a big fight.

With Forgs powah, he put him in the void with him...



Known as the WHITE VOID tho! It indeed is a dangerous place.

How could Forgs betray us... They are currently fighting NOW! May Forgs preach death...

DAMN THAT'S A BANGAH! STAY TUNED... LEGIT

OMG.... I THOUGHT BANGAH CZ WAS OVER FOREVER.... BUT IT INDEED IS DEEMED TO EXIST, THANK THE LORD BANGAH LEGION!

Indeed... It means WAR between Bangah vs SLANGAH! MAY THE BANGAH PREVAIL!

Indeed... Nameless One power was fake, so was all Bangah CZ powah fake but.. The Bangah Legion managed to find their way through, in an ice forest named "Chiki", created by this gay Slangah "Namazka"...

We thought Bangah was over, but the Bangah Legion indeed created over 1300 Goblins and showed the world, this indeed had all of you shocked!



The Bangah Legion indeed recruited over 1600 people, and they are more than the SLANGAH Legion! Indeed, they have learnt how to form and are fidget spinners... Very evil looking... The Bangahez said "COME TO OUR BANGAH FOREST, THE BANGAH LEGION WISH FOR YOU!". Bangahez is also known as the first Bangah Legion indeed, and they wished to recruit Forgs to become a Bangah Legion...



Indeed, it was a struggle for Forgs... After being blessed REAL POWAH by Namazka, Forgs knew he was a Bangah, and so he joined them... The Bangah Legion with real POWAH, gave him half of their powah.. They then went to the forest, to recruit Bangah to fight Slangah...



Indeed, sadly... Bangahez was smited by a Slangah scum, and the Goblins dipped... The Orc was confused, and asked Forgs what happened, but he did not know... But indeed... Namazka was sitting on her Throne, looking at pictures of Forgs and said "Wow, he truly is a beast... I love this man!" and BOOOOOOOOOOM



THE BANGAH LEGION INDEED, FORMED WITH 128888 ELECTRONS, NO NEUTRONS, ALL EVILNESS OF THE EVIL DRAC POWAH TO EVER EXIST IN THE HOLY MANGAH'S NO MANKIND COULD EVER WITNESS WHAT THEY HAVE SEEN! THE BANGAH LEGION'S REAL FORM... THEY INDEED WERE ANGERED! NAMAZKA WAS SCARED, AND CALLED TO FORGS "HELP ME! THE BANGAH LEGION OMG".... BUT INDEED FORGS DID NOT RESPOND AS HE WAS A BANGAH LEGION ASWELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAIL THE BANGAH, WE ARE ALMIGHTY, POWAHFUL MONSTAH... NO CHEMISTRY CAN DESTROY THE BANGAH LEGION INDEED...



CURSE YOU @SlangahReporter JOIN THE BIG ARMY BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE

DAMN THIS A BANGAH!

Sadly, 100 years ago... Nameless One has removed immortal powah, so all this time we found out it was FAKE POWAH!

Sadly, Bangah CZ will close, we hear no Bangah from Sike, Forgs never had powah in the first place.

Last words: DAMN THAT'S A SAD BANGAH! Farewell

Indeed... This morning, a holy lord captain pirate ascended to this earth to speak to this "Forgs" who was apparently a "Cardinal"... When Damen heard of this, he cried and screamed "NOT AGAIN!!!!! I THOUGHT WE GOT RID OF HIM.."! Indeed, the holy lord captain Pirate's name was indeed NOOK..

Nook hated being a builder slave, so he became a Pirate, and stole the grail and was looking for a leader & real crew. He said "ASH INI BAKAKAKEKAHEZNIMISLOMANEKIAZELIAFAKERIANATOPLIAEXAINSADIATOMO"... This was Pirate speech and it meant "TRANSFORM THE DRACONIAN ORDER INTO A CREW, AND WE SHALL TAKE OVER PROVIDENCE, THEN WE WILL KILL RILAKKKUMA AND STEAL THE POWAH OF THE FLAME." Forgs said "Very well, in order to do this you shall grant me POWAH FIRST!" Nook agreed, and started Forgs off with a holy pirate sabre but it was a saber, and gave him 150 health.

Forgs started off with 5 people, indeed the Empire was aware of this... Who likes Forgs? I myself hate him, he is the rudest man to exist in mankind of the souls earth..

Anyway, this was basically the start of a new BANGAH.. No Nameless One, no Pythas, no nothing... Just pirate scums. WE MUST USE PIRATE SLANG NOW, ARGHHH, NO MORE HISSING..

But Brit? Indeed, she was SLENDERMAN STILL... Brit had the power to teleport, and kidnap, she was the new Nameless One... People already were being replaced by the holy Gods, and Loki was forced to become a transgender in order to form into Pythas...

Adawg himself was angered.. He indeed formed 50 drugs which caused the Corona Virus to happen.. He indeed was the new Mancehez.. DID I JUST SAY MANCEHEZ? Mance indeed... He became a wolfbear and is now a pet to the world... May he never be mentioned again.

But... The Bangah Legion... The only Tolkien CZ to remain on this earth... Pure anger, raging at Forgs for being such a traitor scum... Indeed, they send one "BANGAHEZ" to end him, could this be enough powah to slay such a man? No... Indeed, the Legion go into hiding.

A new chosen one rises, he is known to be "SLED"... With his HOLY POWAH, already BOOOOOOOOOOOM! Made Forgs IPBOS... Sadly No man would dare do this, knowing too many Bangah's will be thrown at them.. But anyway.. Sled.. The most powerful user.. In the world... Can.. Destroy.. Any.. Mankind... To. Exist...

Indeed, Forgs' crew joined Sled, but Forgs will not give up. Every day, he attacks the earth... With "VADE".. Yes.. This.. was some.. sad news...

Victoralex.. somehow got the holy gain of a powah to ever become pregnant, and got a powah of the holy bangah's and became a survivor.. The first one to exist!

DAMN THAT'S A BANGAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEGITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG WTH HAIL SLED BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE LEGIT HAIL SLED NAH HAIL SLED HAIL SLED ONE ADMIN TO RULE THEM ALL, ONE ADMIN TO FIND THEM ALL, ONE ADMIN TO BRING THEM ALL, AND IN THE BAN HALLS BLIND THEM! DAMN THAT'S A BANGAH BRO LEGITTTTTTTTT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAIL SLED HAVE MERCY UPON US!

Did this for likes? Damn this isn't a bangah, pure trash it is! *SPITS ON*

So... this morning indeed, Ghasthez was angered at Mirohez, and a war broke out between them. Sadly, Mirohez was not too powahful, and fell in under 4 seconds.... Ghast invited Orlock, Himmel (Forgs' GF), Kayden (Orlock's GF) and Forgs. They indeed had a meeting in the underworld?



Indeed. Ghasthez formed into a Minecraft Ghast, and said this: "BALANSINMI RILAKKUMA BILTI FAKALOMA BISHUTI NUGGI WAGI FEMI"...

After this, a portal came and translated that... The words indeed were black speech and it meant this in "English"! :- The start of Rilakkuma is happening... You must kill her before she becomes like Vana. This is a serious matter.

Forgs indeed straight away said: "NOPE! I'LL KILL HER IN NO TIME". The next day, Forgs attacked Rila with such powah, but Rilakkuma SMACKED THE DAS OUT OF HIS LIPS, CAUSING HIM TO FALL IN A SECOND! This angered his girlfriend Himmel, so she with girl POWAH tricked Rilakkuma, and they became GF'S. What would happen next? Damn that's a bangah! Legit.

Indeed. Wait? Forgs' prediction was correct tho? Brit really was Slenderman?



Indeed... She was deemed to be a catfish aswell, and was sadly really called "SLANDAGODA"... He was caught lacking with a 7 year old girl, known to be Alatar's daughter... Wait? Did I just say Alatar?

Indeed... Alatar, the real brother of FORGS THE GAHALAKEZ STABBED INTO HIS MOUTH AND BOOOOOOOOOM!



Nook indeed was deemed to be angered, after finding out Forgs attacked Kace, indeed... Wait? Did I just say girl? Yes I did... Please... The "Brit" with that 7 year old girl? WHO IS SHE? NAH LEGIT



. NO? WHAT THE HELL? THIS WAS DEEMED TO BE SLED? NOOOO PLEASE BRO, DON'T BOS FORGS AGAIN IN HELL! LEGIT.. No.. It's actually Door, she formed with Nollond which caused no pregnancy test to ever be deemed positive in mankind existance again... INDEED.. THIS ANGERED HENRY. HOW WOULD HE HAVE 40 KIDS A DAY AGAIN? nah legit...

This was sad. Rainberry & Kylo Ren as a thing was fake then? No... IT WAS NOT!

NO.. PLEASE DO NOT HACK! IT WAS DEEMED TO BE PYTHOR'S ROBLOX ACCOUNT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LEGIT

Damn this a bangah? wth legit