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I'm Making a CP Army
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25th October 2015, 02:43 PM
Abusing or banning your own team members isn't getting your team anywhere, kid.
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GTA Story III
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24th October 2015, 09:50 PM
Credits
Rockstar Games
Rockstar North
Grand Theft Auto - The Story - Part III
Kenny and Lance planned a diamond deal with a strange man named Pedro. It was the rarest diamond in the entire city, for five emeralds. The deal was at Kenny and Lance's HQ. Pedro arrived late that night. But you know, Kenny and Lance are criminals, and they had a plan up their sleeves. They were gonna steal the emeralds from Pedro, and simply keep the diamond for themselves. So, when Pedro arrived, Kenny distracted him. Lance was sneaking up behind Pedro, until...BAM! BAM! BAM! Shots were fired. Kenny dove for cover, and Pedro sprinted all the way over to his car. Pedro started speeding, until he saw an explosion at Kenny and Lance's HQ. His car caught on fire, so he bailed. He sprinted away, but then tripped on a piece of rock. He looked up, and SMACK! Everything was blank. Meanwhile, inside the HQ, bombs were being set! Kenny and Lance were in big trouble. The HQ was exploding a lot and falling apart quickly. They needed to find an escape plan. Kenny decided to smash open the window on the top floor and dive out. Lance followed along, and they both landed somewhat safely on a cop car. They started sprinting away, and then hauled a taxi to take them to the airport. They were wanted in both Liberty City and San Andreas, which left them with no choice. They had to go to Vice City.
Pedro woke up. He was in some sort of strange room with a lamp hanging from the ceiling right above him. He was tied to a chair with duct tape across his mouth. Across the room, he could see a table with quite a few deadly looking instruments. A strange figure dressed in black came toward Pedro, holding one of the weapons.
The End...?
Season 2 coming this winter!
Hope you enjoyed the first season,
and prepare yourself for the next
season of the series...
Season 2 - Sneak Peak!
"We either turn ourselves in or lay low in a whole different city!"
"There's no turning back now, Lance..."
"Who the hell do you think you are, man!?"
"Damn, beautiful city, ain't it? This is where our business empire shall rise yet again!"
"I think I'm going to enjoy this new life."
"You either kill me here or rip my mouth off and set me free!"
"Time is ticking, my friend. Soon, you shall pay."
Those are just some quotes from the upcoming episodes. Hope you enjoyed, and tune in for season 2!
Rockstar Games
Rockstar North
Grand Theft Auto - The Story - Part III
Kenny and Lance planned a diamond deal with a strange man named Pedro. It was the rarest diamond in the entire city, for five emeralds. The deal was at Kenny and Lance's HQ. Pedro arrived late that night. But you know, Kenny and Lance are criminals, and they had a plan up their sleeves. They were gonna steal the emeralds from Pedro, and simply keep the diamond for themselves. So, when Pedro arrived, Kenny distracted him. Lance was sneaking up behind Pedro, until...BAM! BAM! BAM! Shots were fired. Kenny dove for cover, and Pedro sprinted all the way over to his car. Pedro started speeding, until he saw an explosion at Kenny and Lance's HQ. His car caught on fire, so he bailed. He sprinted away, but then tripped on a piece of rock. He looked up, and SMACK! Everything was blank. Meanwhile, inside the HQ, bombs were being set! Kenny and Lance were in big trouble. The HQ was exploding a lot and falling apart quickly. They needed to find an escape plan. Kenny decided to smash open the window on the top floor and dive out. Lance followed along, and they both landed somewhat safely on a cop car. They started sprinting away, and then hauled a taxi to take them to the airport. They were wanted in both Liberty City and San Andreas, which left them with no choice. They had to go to Vice City.
Pedro woke up. He was in some sort of strange room with a lamp hanging from the ceiling right above him. He was tied to a chair with duct tape across his mouth. Across the room, he could see a table with quite a few deadly looking instruments. A strange figure dressed in black came toward Pedro, holding one of the weapons.
The End...?
Season 2 coming this winter!
Hope you enjoyed the first season,
and prepare yourself for the next
season of the series...
Season 2 - Sneak Peak!
"We either turn ourselves in or lay low in a whole different city!"
"There's no turning back now, Lance..."
"Who the hell do you think you are, man!?"
"Damn, beautiful city, ain't it? This is where our business empire shall rise yet again!"
"I think I'm going to enjoy this new life."
"You either kill me here or rip my mouth off and set me free!"
"Time is ticking, my friend. Soon, you shall pay."
Those are just some quotes from the upcoming episodes. Hope you enjoyed, and tune in for season 2!
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Posted in
Bob Randomness 9
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23rd October 2015, 10:58 PM
BOB RANDOMNESS
News!
Bob Randomness has a new update!
Games!
Find the random
word in this flubbing
sentence!
Interviews!
Rookie: Alright, I'm the new cameraman! Today we're going to be interviewing Troll.
Troll: Hey, Rookie, your shoes are untied!
Rookie: They are? Hey, no they're not! Where'd you go!?
Troll: Under the bridge.
Rookie: Hey, you're not under the bridge!
Troll: What do you expect, I'm a troll.
Rookie: Well you're a mean troll!
Troll: We trolls are supposed to be mean.
Rookie: *punches Troll*
Troll: *gives Rookie a wedgie*
Rookie: I'll get you for this!!
Troll: Come catch me, stupid!
Rookie: Alright guys, I gotta end this interview. I have a troll to catch!
Scenes!
This episode was made
with the help of BB Code,
the people who tell us things,
my creative mind, a guy
named Rookie, and an evil
little troll.
fin
News!
Bob Randomness has a new update!
Games!
Find the random
word in this flubbing
sentence!
Interviews!
Rookie: Alright, I'm the new cameraman! Today we're going to be interviewing Troll.
Troll: Hey, Rookie, your shoes are untied!
Rookie: They are? Hey, no they're not! Where'd you go!?
Troll: Under the bridge.
Rookie: Hey, you're not under the bridge!
Troll: What do you expect, I'm a troll.
Rookie: Well you're a mean troll!
Troll: We trolls are supposed to be mean.
Rookie: *punches Troll*
Troll: *gives Rookie a wedgie*
Rookie: I'll get you for this!!
Troll: Come catch me, stupid!
Rookie: Alright guys, I gotta end this interview. I have a troll to catch!
Scenes!
This episode was made
with the help of BB Code,
the people who tell us things,
my creative mind, a guy
named Rookie, and an evil
little troll.
fin
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Posted in
Council of the Ranks
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22nd October 2015, 08:45 PM
Awesome, I was actually invited to something!
I'll try my best to make it there.
I'll try my best to make it there.
0
Posted in
[OLDCP] New Mini-Minigame, Bigfoot Hunt!
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20th October 2015, 09:52 PM
This sounds really fun, good luck to everyone!
0
Posted in
Bob Randomness 8
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18th October 2015, 10:22 PM
Big Bobdate!
Today I am updating Bob Randomness for you guys since I missed a whole weekend to make a new episode.
New Logo!
You may have seen
our new logo already,
if you tuned in for
episodes 5-7. Here it is!
BOB RANDOMNESS
New Category!
There is a News category, a Games category, and an Interviews category. But today, Bob Randomness brings you the fourth category...Math with Bob category!
Nah, that's ridiculous. Our real new category is...Scenes! In this category, I shall be sharing with you...behind the scenes! For example, how I make episodes, the history of Bob Hunter Industries, etc.
New Times!
These are the new times for when I'll be making a new episode for Bob Chat.
Friday - 3PM-9PM EST
Welcome to my new weekly show... .-.
Alright, these are all the official updates for Bob Randomness.
Hope you enjoy the future episodes.
Today I am updating Bob Randomness for you guys since I missed a whole weekend to make a new episode.
New Logo!
You may have seen
our new logo already,
if you tuned in for
episodes 5-7. Here it is!
BOB RANDOMNESS
New Category!
There is a News category, a Games category, and an Interviews category. But today, Bob Randomness brings you the fourth category...Math with Bob category!
Nah, that's ridiculous. Our real new category is...Scenes! In this category, I shall be sharing with you...behind the scenes! For example, how I make episodes, the history of Bob Hunter Industries, etc.
New Times!
These are the new times for when I'll be making a new episode for Bob Chat.
Friday - 3PM-9PM EST
Welcome to my new weekly show... .-.
Alright, these are all the official updates for Bob Randomness.
Hope you enjoy the future episodes.
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Posted in
Depression
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17th October 2015, 12:25 AM
Yes, depression is a very serious issue. I know quite a few DSGHQ players currently or formerly in depression...
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Posted in
Crime Office
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14th October 2015, 10:42 PM
Timeline of Crime Office
The Beginning
One day, a penguin with an orange name color appeared, claiming to be Detective Sergeant Nicholas Angel. He hired the first ever detectives. These detectives began to become great friends and started to work together to solve crimes!
Derrick's Diary
A penguin named Gwin had been murdered at the mine shack. The detectives began to investigate. They found many clues and soon found a suspicious diary with plans to kill Gwin and steal rare slippers signed by Aunt Arctic. Busted.
Rover's Attack
While the detectives were investigating a case at the night club, Rover randomly came in with a firearm and assassinated many detectives, including Nicholas Angel. This was a very tragic day for the Crime Office. Not too long after this event, the agents planned to snipe Rover and succeeded. Wasted.
Disney War I
After Clarkson's death, a penguin named Bane had bombed the night club, causing major destruction to the town. Bane's boss, Mickey, was found, and the two were killed. Soon after Bane and Mickey were killed, their leader, Morgoth, invaded the town and killed many people. But he was defeated and finished off in the void.
Betrayal of Powell
Inspector Powell had betrayed the empire and IP-banned everyone, including the mods and admins, and framed a few people. Soon, Inspector Powell was banished. Bob had taken over the job of detective inspector, and Hashir had taken over the job as detective sergeant.
The End...?
Inspector Bob and Sergeant Hashir solved many cases together with the other detectives that were left of the gang. After a while of solving cases, Crime Office had come to an end, and all the detectives were fired...or were they?
Frozen Discovery
In the forest, new detectives discovered strange activity in the forest. It was an icy shaped hawk symbol. Inspector Hashir, Sergeant Bakon, and the rest of the gang began to investigate. Crime Office was back! This was an exciting day for the detectives.
Ice War
The Empire had declared war! It was a very bloody, cold, brutal war. Most warriors were left in the cold, nearly frozen to death, and many becoming ghosts. But nobody gave up! Snowfalls, Raegon, and Uzu had been slain, and the Empire had won their victory, once again!
Disney War II
Sergeant Matthew had recently been executed, and Inspector Hashir and the gang had discovered a strange cave under the cove. Detectives investigated, and two rooms had been discovered in the caves. There were big shootouts in both rooms, and this triggered a war. Lord Malvon had taken the plaza and the town, but the Empire had taken them back. Even though the Empire had won them back, Lord Malvon and his troops found a way to win the war. There were many deaths, but the Empire found a way to get over their sad loss. The Empire always finds a way! Long live DSGHQ!
That is the history of Crime Office.
Hope you enjoyed.
The Beginning
One day, a penguin with an orange name color appeared, claiming to be Detective Sergeant Nicholas Angel. He hired the first ever detectives. These detectives began to become great friends and started to work together to solve crimes!
Derrick's Diary
A penguin named Gwin had been murdered at the mine shack. The detectives began to investigate. They found many clues and soon found a suspicious diary with plans to kill Gwin and steal rare slippers signed by Aunt Arctic. Busted.
Rover's Attack
While the detectives were investigating a case at the night club, Rover randomly came in with a firearm and assassinated many detectives, including Nicholas Angel. This was a very tragic day for the Crime Office. Not too long after this event, the agents planned to snipe Rover and succeeded. Wasted.
Disney War I
After Clarkson's death, a penguin named Bane had bombed the night club, causing major destruction to the town. Bane's boss, Mickey, was found, and the two were killed. Soon after Bane and Mickey were killed, their leader, Morgoth, invaded the town and killed many people. But he was defeated and finished off in the void.
Betrayal of Powell
Inspector Powell had betrayed the empire and IP-banned everyone, including the mods and admins, and framed a few people. Soon, Inspector Powell was banished. Bob had taken over the job of detective inspector, and Hashir had taken over the job as detective sergeant.
The End...?
Inspector Bob and Sergeant Hashir solved many cases together with the other detectives that were left of the gang. After a while of solving cases, Crime Office had come to an end, and all the detectives were fired...or were they?
Frozen Discovery
In the forest, new detectives discovered strange activity in the forest. It was an icy shaped hawk symbol. Inspector Hashir, Sergeant Bakon, and the rest of the gang began to investigate. Crime Office was back! This was an exciting day for the detectives.
Ice War
The Empire had declared war! It was a very bloody, cold, brutal war. Most warriors were left in the cold, nearly frozen to death, and many becoming ghosts. But nobody gave up! Snowfalls, Raegon, and Uzu had been slain, and the Empire had won their victory, once again!
Disney War II
Sergeant Matthew had recently been executed, and Inspector Hashir and the gang had discovered a strange cave under the cove. Detectives investigated, and two rooms had been discovered in the caves. There were big shootouts in both rooms, and this triggered a war. Lord Malvon had taken the plaza and the town, but the Empire had taken them back. Even though the Empire had won them back, Lord Malvon and his troops found a way to win the war. There were many deaths, but the Empire found a way to get over their sad loss. The Empire always finds a way! Long live DSGHQ!
That is the history of Crime Office.
Hope you enjoyed.
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Posted in
Bob Randomness 7
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13th October 2015, 08:43 PM
Quick note before I start.
Thank you guys so much for tuning in to my new talk show, unlike Bob Interviews and Bob Chat. Hopefully Bob Randomness will have a long run.
BOB RANDOMNESS 7
News of the Day
Cadiaz Coast and Union City are being worked on in the DSGHQ Minecraft server.
Game of the Day
Comment the answer:
Find hte three typos ln
this senttence.
Interview of the Day
Rookie: How do you work this thing!!
Bob: Just hold it up and get the shot on my face.
Rookie: *stuffs camera up Bob's mouth*
Bob: Grd drmrt Erkre!
Rookie: You what me to get it deep in there? Okay!
Bob: Nrr! Nrr, plrs!!
Rookie: *stuffs camera down Bob's throat*
Bob: *chokes* Teerrrn eettt awwwfff!
Rookie: You want something to eat? Okay!
Bob: *stuffs camera in Bob's stomach*
Cell: Hello, I'm one of Bob's cells, I'll be your tourguide! *camera explodes*
TECHNICAL DIFFUCULTIES
fin
Thank you guys so much for tuning in to my new talk show, unlike Bob Interviews and Bob Chat. Hopefully Bob Randomness will have a long run.
BOB RANDOMNESS 7
News of the Day
Cadiaz Coast and Union City are being worked on in the DSGHQ Minecraft server.
Game of the Day
Comment the answer:
Find hte three typos ln
this senttence.
Interview of the Day
Rookie: How do you work this thing!!
Bob: Just hold it up and get the shot on my face.
Rookie: *stuffs camera up Bob's mouth*
Bob: Grd drmrt Erkre!
Rookie: You what me to get it deep in there? Okay!
Bob: Nrr! Nrr, plrs!!
Rookie: *stuffs camera down Bob's throat*
Bob: *chokes* Teerrrn eettt awwwfff!
Rookie: You want something to eat? Okay!
Bob: *stuffs camera in Bob's stomach*
Cell: Hello, I'm one of Bob's cells, I'll be your tourguide! *camera explodes*
TECHNICAL DIFFUCULTIES
fin
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Bob Randomness 6
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11th October 2015, 11:17 PM
BOB RANDOMNESS 6
News of the Day
The mod panel is back on OldCP. Stalker alert!
Game of the Day
Last time, the game
was "guess the passcode."
Sadly, nobody got the code
correct. But I'll tell you one
of my deepest, darkest,
secrets anyway...
Unscramble the words
to figure out the secret!
OBB SI A UPISTD ILETLT KDI
Interview of the Day
Bob: Welcome to the first annual cameraman auditions!
Gary: I'm late for the science fair. Make it quick.
Rockhopper: Argh, I be hungry for stinky cheese!
Aunt Arctic: I need to write the papers...
Sensei: You are a stupid little grasshopper, and I have no time for this. I need to train my future ninjas.
Rookie: Yo bruh, I'm looking for a fun job. Do I belong here?
Bob: Alright, you all must answer one question!!
Gary: My project just exploded, thanks a lot! Now I need to fix it and hurry to the science fair!!
Bob: Get the hell out, Gary, you lost.
Gary: You worthless turd, you don't deserve a cameraman!
Bob: OH YEAH, WELL...YOU'RE...MORE OF A TURD!!
Gary: Losser can't think of a comeback! Bye, everyone.
Bob: Ugh. Anyway, you all must answer one question!!
Rockhopper: Yarr, this better be fun, matey.
Aunt Arctic: *gasp* My coffee spilled!
Bob: NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR COFFEE.
Aunt Arctic: I'm leaving too. I have to propose to Gary.
Bob: Isn't the guy supposed to propose to the girl...?
Aunt Arctic: I AM A MAN!! *RIPS OUT CHEST HAIR*
Bob: Go home, Aunt Arctic.
Aunt Arctic: Maybe I will! Screw you!!
Bob: Now as I was saying...Sensei? Where the hell are you?
Rockhopper: Me brother seems to have disappeared, matey!
Bob: Your brother is like your shadow.
Rockhopper: Arghh, just get on with the show, matey.
Bob: Alright, the question is...
Rockhopper: Me ship is about to leave the island, matey! I be goin' now. Goodbye!
Bob: Dammit to hell. Well Rookie, looks like you won!
Rookie: I like trains.
fin
News of the Day
The mod panel is back on OldCP. Stalker alert!
Game of the Day
Last time, the game
was "guess the passcode."
Sadly, nobody got the code
correct. But I'll tell you one
of my deepest, darkest,
secrets anyway...
Unscramble the words
to figure out the secret!
OBB SI A UPISTD ILETLT KDI
Interview of the Day
Bob: Welcome to the first annual cameraman auditions!
Gary: I'm late for the science fair. Make it quick.
Rockhopper: Argh, I be hungry for stinky cheese!
Aunt Arctic: I need to write the papers...
Sensei: You are a stupid little grasshopper, and I have no time for this. I need to train my future ninjas.
Rookie: Yo bruh, I'm looking for a fun job. Do I belong here?
Bob: Alright, you all must answer one question!!
Gary: My project just exploded, thanks a lot! Now I need to fix it and hurry to the science fair!!
Bob: Get the hell out, Gary, you lost.
Gary: You worthless turd, you don't deserve a cameraman!
Bob: OH YEAH, WELL...YOU'RE...MORE OF A TURD!!
Gary: Losser can't think of a comeback! Bye, everyone.
Bob: Ugh. Anyway, you all must answer one question!!
Rockhopper: Yarr, this better be fun, matey.
Aunt Arctic: *gasp* My coffee spilled!
Bob: NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR COFFEE.
Aunt Arctic: I'm leaving too. I have to propose to Gary.
Bob: Isn't the guy supposed to propose to the girl...?
Aunt Arctic: I AM A MAN!! *RIPS OUT CHEST HAIR*
Bob: Go home, Aunt Arctic.
Aunt Arctic: Maybe I will! Screw you!!
Bob: Now as I was saying...Sensei? Where the hell are you?
Rockhopper: Me brother seems to have disappeared, matey!
Bob: Your brother is like your shadow.
Rockhopper: Arghh, just get on with the show, matey.
Bob: Alright, the question is...
Rockhopper: Me ship is about to leave the island, matey! I be goin' now. Goodbye!
Bob: Dammit to hell. Well Rookie, looks like you won!
Rookie: I like trains.
fin
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Posted in
Hunter Family [Remastered]
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10th October 2015, 07:55 PM
The Hunter Family Tree
First Gen.
Snevals
Second Gen.
Gamer [Son of Snevals]
Zeternal [Son of Snevals]
Third Gen.
Bob [Son of Gamer]
Deenie [Wife of Bob]
Terry [Son of Gamer]
Vance [Close Family-Friend]
Fourth Gen.
Jake [Son of Terry]
Bob II [Dead Son of Bob & Deenie]
Luxuriant [Daughter of Bob & Deenie]
Bread [Daughter of Bob & Deenie]
This family is EXTREMELY confusing.
~Bob
First Gen.
Snevals
Second Gen.
Gamer [Son of Snevals]
Zeternal [Son of Snevals]
Third Gen.
Bob [Son of Gamer]
Deenie [Wife of Bob]
Terry [Son of Gamer]
Vance [Close Family-Friend]
Fourth Gen.
Jake [Son of Terry]
Bob II [Dead Son of Bob & Deenie]
Luxuriant [Daughter of Bob & Deenie]
Bread [Daughter of Bob & Deenie]
This family is EXTREMELY confusing.
~Bob
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Posted in
Bob Randomness 5
•
10th October 2015, 05:16 PM
BOB RANDOMNESS 5
News of the Day
Matthew won the Warlord Competition! Congratulations!
Game of the Day
Guess the Passcode
In the comment section,
guess the passcode. If
you guess each number
correctly, I will tell you one
of my deepest, darkest
secrets in the next episode!
(1) (2) (3)
(4) (5) (6)
(7) (8.) (9)
(0)
_ _ _ _
Interview of the Day
News Reporter: Hello, Bob. How do you feel about your cameraman?
Bob: Well, ever since he died, it was hard to make more episodes.
News Reporter: How did he die, Bob?
Bob: He fell off a cliff and landed going straight through a stick.
News Reporter: This sounds very brutal.
Bob: Yeah, very.
News Reporter: Is this the reason why you haven't been making new episodes lately?
Bob: Yeah, it kinda is. The other reason is because I ran out of ideas and time.
News Reporter: Thank you for letting us interview you.
Bob: No problem. Bob Randomness is back, Bebe!
fin
News of the Day
Matthew won the Warlord Competition! Congratulations!
Game of the Day
Guess the Passcode
In the comment section,
guess the passcode. If
you guess each number
correctly, I will tell you one
of my deepest, darkest
secrets in the next episode!
(1) (2) (3)
(4) (5) (6)
(7) (8.) (9)
(0)
_ _ _ _
Interview of the Day
News Reporter: Hello, Bob. How do you feel about your cameraman?
Bob: Well, ever since he died, it was hard to make more episodes.
News Reporter: How did he die, Bob?
Bob: He fell off a cliff and landed going straight through a stick.
News Reporter: This sounds very brutal.
Bob: Yeah, very.
News Reporter: Is this the reason why you haven't been making new episodes lately?
Bob: Yeah, it kinda is. The other reason is because I ran out of ideas and time.
News Reporter: Thank you for letting us interview you.
Bob: No problem. Bob Randomness is back, Bebe!
fin
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Posted in
DSGHQ Billionaire
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9th October 2015, 09:49 PM
Billionaire - DSGHQ Edition
This is basically a game where you have to get as much gold as you can and post a comment on this discussion telling me how much gold you have, and I'll put you on the list. Good luck.
The List
1. - Damen Spike - 5000 gold
2. Bailey - 2108
3. Steve Jobs - 2000 gold
3. Bill Gates - 1800 gold
4. Mark Zuckerburg - 1600 gold
5. Taylor Swift - 1400
6. Donald Trump - 1200 gold
7. Sadie - 1020 gold
8. Oprah - 1000 gold
9. Ellen Degeneres - 800 gold
10. Sherlock Holmes - 600 gold
11. Judge Judy - 400 gold
12. Mercenary - 330 gold
13. PewDiePie - 200 gold
14. sammeh - 65 gold
15. Lylance - 0 gold
This is basically a game where you have to get as much gold as you can and post a comment on this discussion telling me how much gold you have, and I'll put you on the list. Good luck.
The List
1. - Damen Spike - 5000 gold
2. Bailey - 2108
3. Steve Jobs - 2000 gold
3. Bill Gates - 1800 gold
4. Mark Zuckerburg - 1600 gold
5. Taylor Swift - 1400
6. Donald Trump - 1200 gold
7. Sadie - 1020 gold
8. Oprah - 1000 gold
9. Ellen Degeneres - 800 gold
10. Sherlock Holmes - 600 gold
11. Judge Judy - 400 gold
12. Mercenary - 330 gold
13. PewDiePie - 200 gold
14. sammeh - 65 gold
15. Lylance - 0 gold
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Posted in
My Decision ~Key
•
9th October 2015, 09:15 PM
Welcome back, Key! Glad to see the Freehawks back in action.
lol can I join the co-owner interviews?
lol can I join the co-owner interviews?
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