Good evening OLDCPT+ community.

As many of you may know, the month of July is International Women's year. I am also aware that this website, quite similar to a playground, is full of children-- children who have been grossly misinformed by corporate America's so-called 'history teachers' and crooked school system.

Well, you can keep your Simone de Beauvoir, your Coffin Mott, your Elizabeth Cady Stanton-- no, today we learn of a true feminist icon.

The green M&M is a smart, intuitive, and inspirational role model for many young women in today’s society. She may not be as impactful as Oprah, but I would still put her up there with Adam Sandler when it comes to revolutionary feminists. The green M&M was the first female M&M to be animated and commercialized, but of course, this is news to you. Why? Any recountings in your textbooks have been stripped of all relevant information and replaced with nonsense and lies.

Thank you and wake up. Revolution is imminent.

felt that

my platform promises if I am elected as emperor:

- Rather than awarding money as prizes in the lottery, the winners would be appointed to the Throne Room.

- Building one nuclear power plant per igloo, including monthly distributions of lead. Indoor lighting would then be provided by radioactive users.

- Men would be allowed to work as wet nurses.

- Eliminate small businesses, and replace them with very small businesses, having less than one employee.

- Instituting illiteracy as OldCP's official language.

- Putting the national debt on someone's Visa.

- Ending crime by abolishing all laws.

- Banning guns and butter, since both kill.

- Changing OldCP's currency to bubble gum, so it could be inflated or deflated at will.

- Providing water from the oceans because they have enough and aren’t sharing

hello and welcome to forums posts out of context! here we will look at posts from other users and read them as if we have never heard of the dsghq and someone is trying to tell us it's about a club penguin game:

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... last time I checked when you commit a small crime such as hitting someone with a saber or even killing 1-2 people the consequence was arrest and settled in jail however mods get bored not banning anyone so they jump to ban these small crimes instead of addressing the problem with the proper protocol... I believe that some users are trying to prevent further crimes by attempting to ban it only defeats the purpose and ruins others on the other side of the table who have a job to. How is it a good guy killing a bad guy is (good) but a bad guy killing a good guy is (bad) they are both following orders yet 1 gets banned it is like you are raised in 2 families both to believe they were raised right.

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Hi. I wanted to make this post concerning the issue with War Knights. We are supposed to fight in the war. But how can we when even with the drakehall vest on, I die in 4 hits from a balrog? ... And our weapons for the most part are garbage and do practically nothing against cavetrolls + we're just there. This is part of the reason why I don't try for ranks anymore. I accepted warknight because I wanted to get my weapons back, taken in the first place because of one users actions resulting in me losing my weapons, that I worked hard to get and spent my own money that I earned working...

if you have any to add please do so. i fell off my couch laughing sometimes i just... i don't even know anymore

Hey guys I have been in this community for some time started in 2013 as a noob and than wasn't something serious until 2015-2016 as "Dragon" I go by many names "Devil", "Pope", "Dragon", etc I know I have been in the shadows recently but I can't bare to stand anymore abuse from mods just today I saw a mod KICKING OFF BOTS like come on how sad and pathetic is that, not to mention its abuse, another instance I have been noticing is "ABUSE BANNING" now last time I checked when you commit a small crime such as hitting someone with a saber or even killing 1-2 people the consequence was arrest and settled in jail however mods get bored not banning anyone so they jump to ban these small crimes instead of addressing the problem with the proper protocol. It brings me great shame that it has come to the point that mods are even going as far as banning the small cz characthers we have which is very sad. People beg for cz however when it happens users get banned just for participating and the reason for ban may be a simple excuse as "protecting others before something bad happens" to plain out "abuse" however how is it abuse when you have a purpose to do a job. I will cut my rant short but mods need to get retrained on what is an acceptable ban and what isnt. EX: Someone cusses - ban (good) Someone kills 1 user - ban (bad) why because swords are in the game and are meant to make the game different, in p3d if you kill you don't get banned you still get to play and I believe that some users are trying to prevent further crimes by attempting to ban it only defeats the purpose and ruins others on the other side of the table who have a job to. How is it a good guy killing a bad guy is (good) but a bad guy killing a good guy is (bad) they are both following orders yet 1 gets banned it is like you are raised in 2 families both to believe they were raised right.

Since I've been hanging around here again, I feel kind of obligated to apologize for my actions in the past. I'm putting this in Introductions because I'd like to think of this as a brief re-introduction.

I honestly don't have a great memory from 2013-2017 but I do remember that towards 2016 I started becoming an edgy freshman and was pretty brutal to some people on here. The only names that specifically come to mind right now are Jake01 and Dancebear, but I know I was probably a nuisance to many of you and I just wanted to say that I'm genuinely sorry for that. It was just that angsty teenager phase, I guess.

I hope I don't continue to intimidate people on here and if I ever offended you, I'd like to start a clean slate. I'm really bored because of lockdown and I came back here to honestly just get to know some of you again and chill without any hard feelings.

Thank you!

Dice wrote on 11th June 2020, 10:58 PM:

When did you join?
September 2013
What was your original username? Did you change it?
JeffCSGuy until Dice became my main account in November
Who were your friends? Are you still in touch?
In 2013, I really didn't have a lot of friends that I can remember. I know that I was friends with Sundaze until he left in early 2014. Haven't spoken to him since 2016.
What were your interests? What are they today?
Reporting the news. It hasn't really changed.
What were your goals? Have they stayed the same or changed? Have you achieved any?
My goal in 2013 was to become a Moderator, which I achieved for a short time in 2014. I also wanted to be an official News Reporter, which I achieved in 2017 and 2020. My current goal is to be a Forum and/or OldCP Moderator, but I am happy with what I am right now. My goal in real life is to graduate high school and go to college and major in Journalism and minor in Political Science and History.

Political Science is awesome! I wanted to study journalism but I just couldn't think of a career opportunity.

Sampopxxx101 wrote on 12th June 2020, 12:58 AM:

HEY NIKITA! IM NOT SURE IF YOU REMEMBER ME MUCH BUT WE WERE GOOD FRIENDS A FEW YEARS BACK
when did you join?
- 2013
what was your original username?
- my original username was Sampopxxx101 and i never truly changed it
who were your friends?
- my only friend back then was mwetwe in 2014, we lost touch after she left the dsghq suddenly. i heard rumors that she killed herself but i hope she didn’t. i made a lot of friends over time and i’m super thankful i did
what were your interests? what are they now?
- my interests back then were watching tv and playing soccer full time and basketball part time. now my interest is eating whenever im bored and playing basketball and soccer. i play competive basketball on a circuit and for my high school so i don’t have as much time as i used to.
what were your goals? have they stayed the same or changed?
- my goal back then was to get mod because i was 10 now my goals are definitely to get in a good college and do well in high school. i also like to be really social and meet new people which i always enjoy. my overall goal is to stay positive and live the good life because i won’t be 15 forever.
this was really awesome thank you for doing this!

i sort of do yeah! it's been so long lol I'm sorry. also epic goal.

AudreyGalx wrote on 12th June 2020, 04:37 AM:

When did you join?
2014
What was your original username? Did you change it?
pickles40514 (my mum picked it for me ), it was also my name on club penguin and then i changed it to audreygal shortly after
Who were your friends? Are you still in touch?
cheep & ollo, cheep was my first encounter i think on the game at all and invited me to his/her idk i think they're a catfish but they invited me to their gom team, i don't and haven't spoken to either of them in years. mwetwe was another friend i met upon my registration but i haven't spoken to her for years either
What were your interests? What are they today?
in 2014 i would've been like 9 and my interests were being quirky and edgy
What were your goals? Have they stayed the same or changed? Have you achieved any?
idk but i was weird

IM IN DEPRESSION AGAIN THANKS HASHIR LMAOOOO

https://prnt.sc/sykr9y i was a different breed i stg

Quarantine has rendered me super bored, so I thought it would be fun to do a little interactive thing where we reminisce about Old OldCP. Feel free to comment a little reflection on what you were like when you first joined vs what you're like today! Here's the format:

When did you join?
2013.

What was your original username? Did you change it?
Perry38888 until I changed it to Frozo in 2014.

Who were your friends? Are you still in touch?
I think my first friend on here was someone called Coolman03. I made a lot of friends but the only one I still talk to regularly is probably Tornado.

What were your interests? What are they today?
I was super obsessed with Sherlock and Doctor Who, but I'm not currently into any shows. I think the last thing I got really involved in was Buzzfeed Unsolved.

What were your goals? Have they stayed the same or changed? Have you achieved any?
I don't even remember. All I really wanted was to be older so I could make fun of twelve-year-olds without actually being one, I guess. If you guys remember the Clique (from what I can gather now, I'm pretty sure they were just a group of 16-year-olds with God complexes) that was basically my ideal state. Now, I'm going to get an Education Bachelors and teach English and Philosophy. Fun.

if you take this post completely out of context then tell someone it's about a club penguin game this is hilarious

please guys pleasw

hello i'm doing my annual login to bring back a fond oldcp memory

in like 2014 somebody logged on and said "what's up crackers" and i had no idea what that meant so the next day i went to school and repeated it to another white kid who told me "don't say that, it's racist" and cried so hard i almost threw up.

hope you're all staying safe. really cool to see a lot of familiar faces still hanging around.