Once upon a time there was a guy called Herbert P Bear, and he apparently came from a place evil and villainous: The DISNEY DIMENSION!!! So one day he was DUMB enough to put a candle near unlit dynamite. DUMBEST THING EVER!!!! So he got blown into OldCP, and people hate him because he's from the Disney Dimension. So he turned on them, and he's been evil since.

Look at my pic. It's like Herbert's saying "IT'S SO LOUD!!!"

Did you know I'm seeking info on how to create a squad? I know how to join one, but I can't MAKE one! Please, help me with that! Please, dude.

CP Wikia? Dude, I go on there a WHOLE lot! I mean, Whenever I go to a CPPS, I ALWAYS open a new tab and go to- you guessed it -clubpenguin.wikia.com!! EXACTLY!!!EVERY SINGLE TIME!!! EVERY TIME!!! So yah. Been there.

I am to be plotting a new plan for my fellow Red Hawks! Now, here's my plan...