Can you please tell me how Slapstick?

I am new I don't know how.

My Application:
I don't WANT respect, Old CP DESERVES respect.
As moderator I will put an end to all bad words and mean attitude.
Old CP gives us respect and most people on Old CP don't give any back.

I use great grammar. (BTW, I was in the spelling bee 3 times!)
I will be respectful.
I will NOT ban members for no reason.

I will protect and serve!

That is why I would like to be a moderator. (My name is johne7e46)

Thanks, and with peace-johne7e46.