Glimmer wrote on 20th January 2015 09:49 PM:

Everything Wrong with NewCP

Disney. We all know who dat is. Disney, the company that ruined the virtual world of Club Penguin for us all. But, I'm going to say this: if it wasn't for Disney ruining Club penguin, we most likely wouldn't have OldCP.biz. Anyways, off topic…

Aloha! So, there are a bunch of things wrong with NewCP. Let's talk about all those problems. And we shall discuss them. Ja?

The Chat Filter-
Damn, this thing is annoying. So, I rarely go on NewCP nowadays, but I'm just going to think back to the days when I actually did. The olden days. This chat filter is the key to online frustration. First of all, if you were ever talking to somebody, and say something, then they'll just say: ???. So, literally after everything you say, you would have to ask, "Did that show?" and most likely the answer would be, "No." It's so annoying, it really is. You could have spent hours making a hell of an awesome igloo then went to advertise for another hour. Then finally you go to check it and nobody is there. And you got no votes during that process. You want to know why nobody came? It may have been because your igloo stunk, OR because whatever you were saying while you were advertising didn't show up, so you were just randomly dancing like a freak at the town.

The Clothes-
These clothes that Disney designs for the penguins stink. You know those items for your face that is supposed to be makeup and eyeliner and whatnot? Yeah, well it actually looks like you're wearing a unibrow. And don't even get me started on all the clothing, hair, and shoes, because they just look bad. It's just the way they are designed make them look so bad on the penguins. Moving on.

Igloo Items-
THEY ARE TOO BIG. Like, if you compare the old igloo items to the new Disney made ones, you'll see a huge difference. These items are really big compared to the old items. And they just don't look good. Along with the clothing, these igloo items are cheesy and tacky. Like seriously, they look so bad like omg.

The Island Itself-
I hate how they changed all the rooms. It all started with the Night Club, then the Pizza Parlor, then these new designs went haywire and changed the whole island. They got rid of the book room and turned it into the Club Penguin Times. They changed the Night Club into the Dance Club, and the Gift Shop into the Clothes Shop. Not to mention, it's not even a shop anymore. It's a modeling runway thingy….

The Puffles-
They look ugly now. nuff said.

OldCP.biz is sooooo much better. Even better than the actual Club penguin back in the good ole days. We get to wear 2 head items, neck, body, etc. items. There are /jr rooms. We get the Royal Thrones. There is- or at least was- role-play. Yup.

Everyone looks like Oompa Loompas compared to the furniture; the penguins in the catalog have longer necks; WHY THE HELL DID THEY, FIRST OF ALL, REPLACED THE STAGE WITH A MALL?!?!?! DO IT WITH THE GOD DAMN GIFT SHOP YOU LAZY SNORTS!!! *rages*

Freddy Fazbear wrote on 19th January 2015 06:56 PM:

PREPARE
YOUR
FRONTAL LOBES

*head continually explodes*

Rawr wrote on 20th January 2015 06:29 PM:

Hey there!

Its me Rawr, back at the dsgHQ and I just thought I'd come back online to say my hello to all the ones I know here, and just greet really. Please comment below what important stuff I missed.

Hmmm... *time warps into the times where we defeated Raegon, Uzu, and Snowfalls; people winning winter mod comp; new updates added* I don't think you missed much. Welcome back. ;l

Lita wrote on 19th January 2015 09:33 AM:

10 minutes ago was a terrifying tragedy and I understand. If you haven't heard, let me explain.
Well, Agent gave me permission to train, I was practicing and then, some girl named Maddyscool8 stepped into the same area as me. I had no idea, I didn't even see her. She got killed accidentally because she stepped into the circle. It was not my fault. I didn't see her. I didn't even know she was dead until people were all like 'OMG!' and 'STEP AWAY!' Everyone told her to get out of the circle but she did not listen, and died. This was at /training.

Maddy's grave:

R.I.P
Maddyscool8
Accident
?-1/19/15






~Lita~

Well, I believe you. It wasn't your fault first of all, if she had only listened she wouldn't have died because of her ignorance concluding her death END OF STORY. I'm sorry if I'm blaming the victim if it seems. RIP Maddyscool8 1+

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Uhhh... I like the comic and stuff but... I don't think crap or urine jokes are that funny. But great comic though, I guess.

Misty wrote on 17th January 2015 09:26 AM:

Le Dollie said on 17th January 2015 09:07 AM:
Misty said on 17th January 2015 07:37 AM:
Hello.

As you know, Sherlock120 has been really rude lately.

He has cussed at me on his hotboy34 account.

Here is proof:

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So yeah, ban him please.

Thanks.

I believe you. He bullies others on his hotboy34 account, even when that certain other didn't do anything at all. Did you do something to him before? Because it's sounds like he holds a grudge against you (If not, his actions are STOOPID) But even so, try to check in with a moderator about this like Jake said. Here's a picture of innocent fluffy cows if you feel discouraged by Sherlock:


You made my day

Glad I did.

Maybe you were banned by a certain mod because of cussing at Misty. She made a discussion on how you were cussing at her on your other account called "hotboy34" Please apologize to her, because no one likes it when you say bad things about them. For example: #death4uglycats

Link to Misty's discussion:

http://forums.damenspike.com/view/35036/

Misty wrote on 17th January 2015 07:37 AM:

Hello.

As you know, Sherlock120 has been really rude lately.

He has cussed at me on his hotboy34 account.

Here is proof:

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So yeah, ban him please.

Thanks.

I believe you. He bullies others on his hotboy34 account, even when that certain other didn't do anything at all. Did you do something to him before? Because it's sounds like he holds a grudge against you (If not, his actions are STOOPID) But even so, try to check in with a moderator about this like Jake said. Here's a picture of innocent fluffy cows if you feel discouraged by Sherlock:

Quote:

He never asked for mod. He only asked how to become a MEMBER.

Exactly... Since when did anyone get the idea of him asking to become a MOD? O-o

Quote:

I think we should maybe lock this discussion!

~Mckinlee

Exactly Mckinlee, it's just drama that's waiting to burst out of it's bubble! 1+

Quote:

Okay, listen up. I was being rude because he said "I'm the original Freezer" Then him and Freddy were making jokes saying: "oh lets kill him, hes our enemy" Sting was listening to this. And Misty? I'M GETTING ON YOUR NERVES? The reason I got mad at you, is because you used to troll and be mean to others. Reason 1: Blackmailing Toby and Gamer, making a picture look like they were kissing, started by Bailey. Reason 2: Telling others to hold ctrl and press w. That isn't very nice, because they closed a tab. They could've had something important on their internet browser besides Oldcp!

Well, besides for the true things, you'll still need to be more friendly when you apologize.

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The DSGHQ rules do not apply outside of the DSGHQ chats, games and forums etc... Although setting a good example is encouraged.

Yup!

Thank you for this post Ellie! This would be really helpful to the users who don't know how to put on two hats at the same time.

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freezer is my friend
and all old experienced users feel like big shots (i should know),i've seen them all grow on DSGHQ,
u need to be patient
and trust me
things will go out finely.

Yeah, sometimes we users act like we're swimming in crap, but it's just one of those days...

Wren is a snow fledgling. Her parents were snow citizens, and they were closely allied with the IG, who have promised to protect them. Rumor had it that other penguins wanted to destroy them because they were harm to others. Wren, actually, was ignorant of what was going on between the IG's and the visitors, she was only worried about the Forest Boys and the BH. They weren't trusted like IG, and she had a hunch that both BH and Forest Boys wanted to team up and take over EVERYTHING in Oldcp. One day She heard her parents talking about a "war" and how three powerful IG's died. Wren dismissed this and when on walking through the thick woods, until she saw a thing that teleported her to a place called "/jr thicket" She didn't know if she was alone or not, and it was scary, before she went to go back to the forest, a popup came:


"I was excited, I never has been an owner of anything! And this was my chance to help IG's grow strong again. But then I had to try if it was a fake or not. I summoned a random user, he had an orange title, he must've seen me and tried to escape, but I KILLED him! I used a firearm to kill him! And now I was for sure I can do anything if I just stayed in /jr thicket. I stayed there for a few days, happily doing things I haven't been allowed to do, until I had a thought that my parents might be worried sick. I shuddered. I don't want to worry my parents. I thought. So I went back to the Forest and tell my parents, or maybe even EVERYONE, that I might save them from the strange penguins that were moving into Oldcp! Without the help of IG's, who were probably killed, like, ALL of them. I ran to the forest and saw dead penguins. No... It can't be the snow citizens! We've been here since Oldcp existed! Not even one should've died in the war! But no, I was wrong, they killed all of them, the strange penguins. I even saw my parents, blending in with the bloodshed, or maybe they WERE killed in the bloodshed. I wanted to heal them, I went to /jr thicket to use my powers to heal them. I came back to the forest but it didn't work, so I started to cry. I saw a penguin coming my way, a girl one, she must've been with one of the strange penguins. She was named Maisry, and she looked friendly, although she might've been one of those evil penguins who killed every snow citizen. "Do you need any help? What is the matter?" Right now I'm growling, she's supposed to know what happened! She was one of the strange penguins! She was literally IN the war! "God dammit." I coldly replied to the naiive Maisry, "you were in the war..." She looked confused, and then took a peek at the bloodshed behind me. "The Hound!" She gasped, "It was said The Hound went to the forest to kill a couple people!" Now I was getting angry, stupid Maisry was telling lies so she can make herself and the strange penguins look innocent. I went to /jr thicket, she followed me, I snickered at her. She was confused, that idiot, and I killed her within a second. Suddenly, I had the urge to kill EVERY SINGLE ONE of those strange penguins, if they're going to kill all of the snow citizens they're going to have none but one weak strange penguin! I summoned all of them, they were all trapped. I got out a gun, tried killing each and everyone of those stupid murderers, I succeeded to kill half. Time for the color named ones. I thought with an evil grin. I managed to kill all but one. He had a red title, and he looked too powerful to be fighting me, but I knew I had more power than him, because I owned /jr thicket. I used my gun to shoot him, but he was too quick and he slaughtered me using a sword. A SWORD! I thought a gun would finish him, but a sword finished ME!"

Wren was killed, and everyone was healed. Over time, she had found out that The Hound was assigned by the IG's to kill every single snow citizen. She regretted doing those actions, especially killing Maisry, but now Maisry was healed and only thought of Wren as a villian. Wren was eventually healed too, but she couldn't leave the forest, and every time she speaks, her words were mirrored into nonsense. But take a mirror, hear her story, and you may find that a mirror would reflect her words into a story we may never hear again...