Disney sucks! They ruin everything! They ruin games and ruin their own games! They hacked oldcp and shut it down forever! Who trusts that retarded company?! Not me of course!

Little Shell of Horrors - Snaildom Story Halloween Special

Once upon a time there were two boys living in the Kingdom of Snaildom. Their names were Bob and Terry. They were best friends. One day, they were exploring the snail village until they saw a mysterious, unusual black shell. "Should we go in?" asked Terry. "I don't know, this place gives me the creeps," Bob replied. Then they were pulled in!

They were terrified. They stood there as the door slammed behind them and locked. "We have no choice but to explore," Bob told Terry. "Okay. Should we split up?" asked Terry. "No, it's way too dark. We could get lost," Bob replied. So they both went to the hallway on the left side. That's when they saw Clarkson and Derrick. "Looking for a way out?" asked Derrick. They both laughed evilly. "There's no way out unless you defeat Scarlet, down the middle-" Clarkson stopped as Derrick covered his mouth. "Don't tell them, you idiot," Derrick told Clarkson. Terry punched Clarkson in the face as Bob kicked Derrick in the nuts. "Hey, what's this?" asked Terry as he pulled down a lever. The whole floor collapsed. Bob and Terry did a happy dance as they walked down to the right hallway. They saw Draken and Hovanion. "Hey, looking for the key?" asked Draken. "Yes now gimme," said Bob. "You have to earn it first," Hovanion said in a deep, evil voice. The floor rose a few feet. "I have an idea. Get your axe, Bob!" Terry told him. "Alright," Bob said as he pulled his axe out of his belt. They chopped down the floor. It also collapsed like the other floor. "Run, the walls are closing in!" Bob shouted. They both ran away. "Last hall," Terry said. It was dark, so they took a candle off the wall. They walked down the middle hall and saw Scarlet in a big throne. "Why, hello, useless snails," Scarlet said. Bob saw a bazooka high on the wall. "Terry, get on my shoulders and grab that bazooka on the wall," Bob whispered to Terry. So Terry climbed Bob's shoulders and knocked the bazooka off the wall. Bob caught it, pulled the trigger, and boom went the shell. "WE DID IT!" they both shouted, doing a happy dance as they sprinted out of the shell. The five Blackhawks crawled out of a hole in the ground. "This isn't the last you'll see of us!" Scarlet shouted.

The End

Hey,
So everyone has been asking "why do we need a king for Snaildom? We already have an emperor."
The DSGHQ is an empire, ruled by an imperial government. The emperor (Damen), rules all parts and aspects of DSGHQ, while the king only rules one part.

For the sake of example lets say Penguin Isles was still running. There would be king for Penguin Isles, who ruled only that game, and another king for Snaildom. There will be a competition shortly to find a king for snaildom, and the king can appoint a King Helper (which is like an emperor helper on a smaller level).

If you still do not understand, imagine the emperor is the President of the United States, and a king is a governor of a state, such as California or New York.

Hope this cleared things up.

Addition: A Game of Kings (King Comp) will be held to find a King and Queen Regent of Snaildom on October 17th-20th. The King can elect a King Helper.

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Hello, It is I Adawg

Dear Realhawks, I cannot lead you this year in the Mod Comp, I am already a moderator. You will have a new leader, but I am still owner of the RH

Leader: Jake01

Co-Leader harryrhawk

Current Realhawks: Choc, PM Me if you want to join Realhawks.


You may not compete tomorrow, I will see how this post goes.

~Adawg

but then why did r2d2 stop playing oldcp and sting came liek a year after

U guys hate me and want me demoted and I was nice to all u guys are mean all of u bp and tennis and damen and sadie are the only people who can tell me what to do end of bye hope u like it

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IHC; HELP FOR INTERNET SLANGS, ACRONYMS, AND STUFF. UPDATE NO.2 INSTALLMENT 2.


Aykm

Are you kidding me
E.g; She actually put that online? Aykm?
add "F" for "freaking" to add emphasis.

Sike

Also used in real life. Means to trick, but a little tweaked. It means "JK" but used in different format of sentence.

E.g; I'm going to transfer you 400 gold!...SIKEEEEE

When actually TALKING, emphasize the I and drag it and make your voice go lower for the ending.

Pronunciation (emphasis, I's for dragging); siiiIIIIKE!!, Actuality: SY-KUH

ilysm

I love you so much

cgyt

Cat got your tongue

yeelshee or yeelseeh.

a country, hill billy accented version of "You'll see."

irl

In real life

oh rlly

A sarcastic or funny way to say oh really.

That's it!

Call me Captain Obvious if you want, these are fun to make!

I feel so professional saying "Installment 1" and using No. to mark numberings it's unreal!

Bye!