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Suicide Hill (story)
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20th September 2015, 05:05 PM
I read all of this. It is truly amazing. You should write more stories.
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Amanda's Awesome News #20
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20th September 2015, 05:01 PM
Headlines
News Theme
Events
New Thing(s) Added
Promotions/Demotions
Player of the Day
Birthday
Joke of the Day
Rhyme With Player of the Day
Word of the Day
Penguin of the Day
Entertainment
News Theme
Arr! The news theme be pirate speak, matey.
Events
~ Oh, hooray, mateys! It's FINALLY over! After 3 billion years of continuous fighting, it's over! Yarr! The war is over! But... we lost. Aye! WE FREAKING LOST PEOPLE! But yer still celebrating our victory for some reason. In fact, all of us. Get on deck! There was a feast and everything. And, yes, BRAND NEW moderators were re-promoted/promoted! Hallelujah! Bailey Septim made a post about it, mateys. http://forums.damenspike.com/view/50027
~ *sniffs* Arr, I told myself I wouldn't cry. I did. *dries eyes* I'm just so proud of them. *marriage music plays. Ye know what I'm talking about, those bells tolling and whatnot. Really? Ye seriously don't know? Ye all be scavenges. (smashes face with pie)* Emperor Damen Drake Spike Bob is MARRYING Empress Chelsey Spike Bobette! It's going to be such a momendous occasion. Oh, yar, mateys, it hasn't happened yet! It starts at 5:00 PM EST, 4:00 PM CST, 69 AM SHREKTIME, 2:00 PM PST. Damen Bob made a post about it. Do yer want to check it out? http://forums.damenspike.com/view/50016/
~ The DSGHQ Summer World Championship has ended. Also, DSGHQ Summer has ended, Fall has started. It begun yesterday. On deck! There is a new World Champion. DSC was 2014's World Champion. Time to make way for a new one. I bet ye want to know who it is, right? Yep. Aye, matey. Sure you do. Well, the new world champion is... going to be announced after this message.
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PLEASE STAND BY YOUR DECKS
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And the new World Champion is... announced in Damen Bob's post. http://forums.damenspike.com/view/50003/ Alright, I'll announce it on here. As soon as I finish my cupcake. *finishes cupcake* I need total silence, please. And the new world champion ON DECK is... pause for dramatic effect... LYLANCE! The Ance of Ly! Congratulations, Lylance! I am so happy for you. Ye all should be, too.
~ Yer probably wouldn't consider this an event, but I'll put it in this decking of a good time section. Emperor Tennis Stag Joe has made a post about Black Hands and Penguin Watcherererers. New Penguin Watcherererers cannot make new brothers without approval from yer Administrators. As for the Black Hands, Jaserius (Jaxs) has a brother, Caserius. They were proven to be ye scavenge BlackHawks, and must be eliminated. More information is stated in Tennis Joe's post. http://forums.damenspike.com/view/50048/
New Thing(s) Added
~ Yarr! Ye think there are no new things added on yer deck, have ye? Well... YER BE WRONG! There are some new things, matey. To start things off, Hashir Man made a decking of yer good times of a post explaining how Tennis Joe is the new Emperor for now. He is known as Emperor Helper now on deck. Ye are surprised, aren't ye. Emperor Helper Damen Bob says that to get his title back is to either: Kill some of his heirs, or marry Her Royal Highness Empress Chelsey Drake Spike Bobette himself. Aye, that's quite a long name for Her Royal Highness. Emperor Helper Damen Drake Spike Bob has chosen to marry Her Royal Highness on deck, mateys. As I explained on deck above, mateys, hopefully ye were listening. Hashir Man's post is here. http://forums.damenspike.com/view/49986/
~ Aye! There be something ELSE new! If ye have noticed already, ye know what I'm talking about. From now on, ye cannot dislike yer administrator posts of any kind, whether their discussions or comments. Here is proof.
http://prntscr.com/8il3ch Now ye cannot dislike anything that yer Administrators say.
Promotions/Demotions
Decking Good Promotions
Sriram Kenway: Member - Knight
Design4real: Member - Wise
Becky: Master - Wise
Burnt: Member - Wise
Balin: Member - WIse
Foxehhhh: Master - Knight
Tent II: Member - Knight
Trap Associate Abu: Member - Knight
Bailey Septim: Member - Knight
Decking Bad Demotions
Luke: Master - Member
Lylance: Master - Member
Bailey Septim: - Knight - Rookie
Player of the Day
Arr, matey! Mal31 is thar player of the day.
Birthdays
~ isabellehi10 is 13!
~ PrincessKenny is 20!
~ GabbyUnicorn is 12!
~ fluffysnow1123 is 15!
~ KeatonThunder12 is 9!
Happy birthday, mateys!
Joke of the Day
Note to all of yer selves: This is a Star War lover joke. If ye don't get it, too bad. :c
Me: Matey on deck, artoo people over there eating burgers?
Joe: Thar answer be no.
It's R2D2, mateys. Good grief. Ye are on deck.
Rhyme With Mal31
ShallQwertyNone!
Word of the Day
http://prntscr.com/8il9cz
Penguin of the Day
http://prntscr.com/8ilaek Yer beautiful self is seeing OoBubblesoO.
NOTE: Everything that I say in this Entertainment section is true, it actually happened before yer faces.
So here I am, sitting down on OldCP. I see my friend, heygirl123 walking up to me. "Hola, amigo! Que pasa?" I say. Yer mind is thinking, "Oi, Spanish!" And then she speaks in Spanish and I'm sitting there like, "Uhh... aye matey... si, si..." having no idea what on deck she was saying.
And now for today's question: Who is my favorite game show host?
Aye, he is the host on Family Game Night, my favorite TV show. His name starts with T on deck, and ends with D. Last name? Starts with N on deck and ends with N. Aye, mateys! It is Todd Newton! Todd Newton is my favorite game show host.
That's all for today, mateys! Tune in next time to find out what my favorite animal is!
News Theme
Events
New Thing(s) Added
Promotions/Demotions
Player of the Day
Birthday
Joke of the Day
Rhyme With Player of the Day
Word of the Day
Penguin of the Day
Entertainment
News Theme
Arr! The news theme be pirate speak, matey.
Events
~ Oh, hooray, mateys! It's FINALLY over! After 3 billion years of continuous fighting, it's over! Yarr! The war is over! But... we lost. Aye! WE FREAKING LOST PEOPLE! But yer still celebrating our victory for some reason. In fact, all of us. Get on deck! There was a feast and everything. And, yes, BRAND NEW moderators were re-promoted/promoted! Hallelujah! Bailey Septim made a post about it, mateys. http://forums.damenspike.com/view/50027
~ *sniffs* Arr, I told myself I wouldn't cry. I did. *dries eyes* I'm just so proud of them. *marriage music plays. Ye know what I'm talking about, those bells tolling and whatnot. Really? Ye seriously don't know? Ye all be scavenges. (smashes face with pie)* Emperor Damen Drake Spike Bob is MARRYING Empress Chelsey Spike Bobette! It's going to be such a momendous occasion. Oh, yar, mateys, it hasn't happened yet! It starts at 5:00 PM EST, 4:00 PM CST, 69 AM SHREKTIME, 2:00 PM PST. Damen Bob made a post about it. Do yer want to check it out? http://forums.damenspike.com/view/50016/
~ The DSGHQ Summer World Championship has ended. Also, DSGHQ Summer has ended, Fall has started. It begun yesterday. On deck! There is a new World Champion. DSC was 2014's World Champion. Time to make way for a new one. I bet ye want to know who it is, right? Yep. Aye, matey. Sure you do. Well, the new world champion is... going to be announced after this message.
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PLEASE STAND BY YOUR DECKS
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And the new World Champion is... announced in Damen Bob's post. http://forums.damenspike.com/view/50003/ Alright, I'll announce it on here. As soon as I finish my cupcake. *finishes cupcake* I need total silence, please. And the new world champion ON DECK is... pause for dramatic effect... LYLANCE! The Ance of Ly! Congratulations, Lylance! I am so happy for you. Ye all should be, too.
~ Yer probably wouldn't consider this an event, but I'll put it in this decking of a good time section. Emperor Tennis Stag Joe has made a post about Black Hands and Penguin Watcherererers. New Penguin Watcherererers cannot make new brothers without approval from yer Administrators. As for the Black Hands, Jaserius (Jaxs) has a brother, Caserius. They were proven to be ye scavenge BlackHawks, and must be eliminated. More information is stated in Tennis Joe's post. http://forums.damenspike.com/view/50048/
New Thing(s) Added
~ Yarr! Ye think there are no new things added on yer deck, have ye? Well... YER BE WRONG! There are some new things, matey. To start things off, Hashir Man made a decking of yer good times of a post explaining how Tennis Joe is the new Emperor for now. He is known as Emperor Helper now on deck. Ye are surprised, aren't ye. Emperor Helper Damen Bob says that to get his title back is to either: Kill some of his heirs, or marry Her Royal Highness Empress Chelsey Drake Spike Bobette himself. Aye, that's quite a long name for Her Royal Highness. Emperor Helper Damen Drake Spike Bob has chosen to marry Her Royal Highness on deck, mateys. As I explained on deck above, mateys, hopefully ye were listening. Hashir Man's post is here. http://forums.damenspike.com/view/49986/
~ Aye! There be something ELSE new! If ye have noticed already, ye know what I'm talking about. From now on, ye cannot dislike yer administrator posts of any kind, whether their discussions or comments. Here is proof.
http://prntscr.com/8il3ch Now ye cannot dislike anything that yer Administrators say.Promotions/Demotions
Decking Good Promotions
Sriram Kenway: Member - Knight
Design4real: Member - Wise
Becky: Master - Wise
Burnt: Member - Wise
Balin: Member - WIse
Foxehhhh: Master - Knight
Tent II: Member - Knight
Trap Associate Abu: Member - Knight
Bailey Septim: Member - Knight
Decking Bad Demotions
Luke: Master - Member
Lylance: Master - Member
Bailey Septim: - Knight - Rookie
Player of the Day
Arr, matey! Mal31 is thar player of the day.
Birthdays
~ isabellehi10 is 13!
~ PrincessKenny is 20!
~ GabbyUnicorn is 12!
~ fluffysnow1123 is 15!
~ KeatonThunder12 is 9!
Happy birthday, mateys!
Joke of the Day
Note to all of yer selves: This is a Star War lover joke. If ye don't get it, too bad. :c
Me: Matey on deck, artoo people over there eating burgers?
Joe: Thar answer be no.
It's R2D2, mateys. Good grief. Ye are on deck.
Rhyme With Mal31
ShallQwertyNone!
Word of the Day
http://prntscr.com/8il9cz
Thar image is a 32-inch flat-screen TV on deck
Penguin of the Day
http://prntscr.com/8ilaek Yer beautiful self is seeing OoBubblesoO.NOTE: Everything that I say in this Entertainment section is true, it actually happened before yer faces.
So here I am, sitting down on OldCP. I see my friend, heygirl123 walking up to me. "Hola, amigo! Que pasa?" I say. Yer mind is thinking, "Oi, Spanish!" And then she speaks in Spanish and I'm sitting there like, "Uhh... aye matey... si, si..." having no idea what on deck she was saying.
And now for today's question: Who is my favorite game show host?
Aye, he is the host on Family Game Night, my favorite TV show. His name starts with T on deck, and ends with D. Last name? Starts with N on deck and ends with N. Aye, mateys! It is Todd Newton! Todd Newton is my favorite game show host.
That's all for today, mateys! Tune in next time to find out what my favorite animal is!
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Agar.io Screenie Awards
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20th September 2015, 04:09 PM
Haha, of course you get big with names like W=Team and Mass=Team and Team? I usually get 3k mass. 
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Black Hands and Penguin Watch
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20th September 2015, 04:06 PM
Well, that's... interesting. At least their shalt be no BlackHawks anymore. 
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Celebrating Our Victory
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19th September 2015, 03:54 PM
Woohoo! We killed fatass Mickey. I wasn't there at the time, but it seems that there was a lot of screaming.
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Royal Wedding of Damen Drake and Empress Chelsey
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19th September 2015, 03:50 PM
Ooh, exciting! Empress Chelsey Drake and Emperor Damen Drake make such an amazing couple. 
I will attend for sure.
I will attend for sure.
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DSGHQ Summer World Championship
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19th September 2015, 03:47 PM
DSC, you did good. But I'm afraid we must make way to a new DSGHQ Champion. Congrats, Lylance! You've worked hard. And I'm so happy for you.
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Dear DSGHQ users
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19th September 2015, 03:43 PM
I would choose marrying Empress Chelsey. But we lost? That's just wrong.
God, I hate Mickey...
God, I hate Mickey...
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Guess That Actor
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18th September 2015, 03:20 PM
Macy wrote on 18th September 2015 08:16 AM:
Now Hello Everybody Today Is GUESS THAT ACTOR!!! Now On this you can tell your going to guess what actor I'm explaining and blah,blah,blah and yeah I might have a prize. So first Actor is.. :She Used to be on a Hit T.V. show Called Victorious On Nickelodeon , She used to have red hair , She has a Brother Name Frankie P.S I'm not saying his last name cause that's a big hint , She is 21 Years old, And she likes to have a little darkness in her life.Also she wears cat ears a lot. Who is she?(Sorry If I messed up on words I'm rushing cause I have school)
Ariana Grande! She's my favorite actress and singer in the history of actresses and singers.
Also, she dyed her hair red for the show Victorious and Sam and Cat. Her actual hair color is brown.
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News Reporter Application
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18th September 2015, 03:14 PM
Bonwe wrote on 18th September 2015 12:04 AM:
Hi Guys! Bonwe here. As you know I make news channels and I love to tell you guys news. And I was thinking. Maybe I should be a news reporter. Alright if you don't think I have enough trust then that's fine and actually that's good to tell me because I need to know if I have enough trust to be a News Reporter. Also I love to tell you guys news and I think I would be perfect. Also I have nothing scheduled. I think I would be awesome.
Why I want to be a News Reporter:
Cause I love to tell news. I also would be a great part of the team because I love to type up stuff and all that. And I think it would be super cool to be a News Reporter. Also I would take it seriously.
Why I should be a News Reporter:
I think I should be a News Reporter cause I think I would be perfect. I love to type as you see if you have seen my posts. I also just love bringing up news. Usually I find the juicy news. Like how I found about the tsunami almost hitting LA. I think I would just be a really good News Reporter.
Thank You for reading! Feel free to comment below.
Why I want to be a News Reporter:
Cause I love to tell news. I also would be a great part of the team because I love to type up stuff and all that. And I think it would be super cool to be a News Reporter. Also I would take it seriously.
Why I should be a News Reporter:
I think I should be a News Reporter cause I think I would be perfect. I love to type as you see if you have seen my posts. I also just love bringing up news. Usually I find the juicy news. Like how I found about the tsunami almost hitting LA. I think I would just be a really good News Reporter.
Thank You for reading! Feel free to comment below.
2. You need to have a valid reason why you'd like to be news reporter. It can't just be "perfect."
3. This is optional, but I'd encourage you to make discussions about posts. You don't have to, channels are also available for news reports.
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Inactivity - Amanda
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18th September 2015, 03:10 PM
Hello, everyone. I bet you know what I'm talking about when I say that I've been inactive lately. Here's why.
The reason why I am being inactive is because I have a lot of schoolwork to do. I will be very busy. But that doesn't mean that I won't get to see all of my friends and you all on here. I will visit periodically, and as soon as I can. I do not like being away from all of you. I hope you all can understand.
P.S. I know I haven't made a news report in awhile, I apologize for that. I will either make one today or tomorrow.
P.P.S. I apologize if this is in the wrong category. There really should be an "Inactivity" category.
The reason why I am being inactive is because I have a lot of schoolwork to do. I will be very busy. But that doesn't mean that I won't get to see all of my friends and you all on here. I will visit periodically, and as soon as I can. I do not like being away from all of you. I hope you all can understand.
P.S. I know I haven't made a news report in awhile, I apologize for that. I will either make one today or tomorrow.
P.P.S. I apologize if this is in the wrong category. There really should be an "Inactivity" category.
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My SpongeBob Story: Scary Day
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15th September 2015, 05:33 PM
What is wrong with you, Squidward?
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How far would you go to protect your cell phone?
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15th September 2015, 05:23 PM
Wow, awesome story. Abs krabs. Lol.
My cellphone is useless, but I'd protect it by... eating a shrimp.
My cellphone is useless, but I'd protect it by... eating a shrimp.
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PI PENGUIN SPOTTED!
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15th September 2015, 04:49 PM
Kara wrote on 15th September 2015 03:39 PM:
Maybe this is a sign that Penguin Isles is returning to the Empire???
Hashir wrote on 15th September 2015 03:42 PM:
It was just a test
Aww, he's cute like that. Penguin Isles must be as awesome and awesome as OldCP.
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