I know some people would like to have a job in the kingdom, but what if we can add an extra job? New players come onto here asking people what to do, but sometimes the people they ask don't help at all. I was wondering if you can make a tour guide job. To be a tour guide, you'll have to:

Know commands: Some new players would sometimes ask what other commands are there.
Have good grammar: For a new player to understand you, you'll have to answer them with good grammar in able for them to understand the directions given.
You must be online: If there isn't any tour guides to help, who will guide the new players to Oldcp?
Be nice: Obviously, we don't want to make a new player cry or quit whenever giving them a tour.

You can be a tour guide on forums or in the game, but if new players can go to the tutorial if it's easier for them.

This is only a suggestion, it's not real unless someone makes it real of course.

~Jackalope

"Last word are for fools who haven't said enough." Karl Marx

Brine (have you noticed that if you pronounce it you'll find out it sounds like Brian.) Was Notch's brother. He wasn't really fond of Notch, Notch didn't really like him either. One day, Notch went mining with Brine. While they were mining, Notch said he was sorry to Brine if he ever bothered him. Brine gladly accepted his apology. But Notch didn't want his brother to explore Minecraft anymore, and Brine was already hooked. Notch actually wanted Steve, his friend, to explore Minecraft. So while they were mining, Notch got himself on creator mode and told Brine to follow him. While Brine was mining a diamond block, Notch spawned some mobs and teleported to the surface. He left Brine to die in the mine. But then Brine lost his eyes because of falling into the lava surrounded by the monsters. Brine came back onto the server without any eyes, and it frightened Steve when he was walking with Notch. Notch got angry so he threw Brine into the mine again. For many Minecraft days, Brine sat there, taming the monsters into obeying him. Brine was now known as Herobrine, the hero he was to the monsters. People to this day still believe in him, they wanted to kill him. But even IF they kill Herobrine, he would always come back onto the server and haunt the nights with his monsters.
~Jackalope

I think something happened to it and it glitched somehow, I'm not going anywhere either.

Some people quit for attention, but there were lots of people quitting! They have or they don't have a good reason to quit, it's their choice.

You need to have lots of posts, be nice, and be fair in order to be one! It will take time, but I'm sure if you do the right thing, you'll be one in no time!