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Posted in Wisdom • 4th March 2016, 01:34 PM

A grill is a grill. This is surely so.
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Posted in My physically aggressive real life divorce • 3rd March 2016, 09:44 PM

Tom Lee wrote on 3rd March 2016 09:42 PM:
Graunt Megs said on 3rd March 2016 09:40 PM:
http://damenspike.com/view/54428/
Hello world and all who've inhabited,

I spoke with my now ex-husband Stan Pines and he disapproved of me posting this so I'm posting this. If you don't know, this is his appearance:


Feels like I was married to my twin. Anyway, we were staying at a hotel, promising each other that we'll never fight over incredibly dumb things. That's when a TV show he hates came on. Neither of us had the remote and he "refused to get up". He ORDERED me to go change the channel. This infuriated me as I feel like it's never ok to be so controlling unless it's me being controlling over him.

We then fought for multiple days nonstop, with me using his niece and nephew Dipper and Mabel as boxing gloves. We're getting divorced over this incident and he's probably going to spend the rest of his life at the TV, "unable" to change the channel.

I don't know why I'm bragging about this divorce but yeah

I'm so sorry for you.

No need to feel sorry for some random girl bragging about her divorce to those she has never met.
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Posted in My physically aggressive real life divorce • 3rd March 2016, 09:40 PM

http://damenspike.com/view/54428/
Hello world and all who've inhabited,

I spoke with my now ex-husband Stan Pines and he disapproved of me posting this so I'm posting this. If you don't know, this is his appearance:


Feels like I was married to my twin. Anyway, we were staying at a hotel, promising each other that we'll never fight over incredibly dumb things. That's when a TV show he hates came on. Neither of us had the remote and he "refused to get up". He ORDERED me to go change the channel. This infuriated me as I feel like it's never ok to be so controlling unless it's me being controlling over him.

We then fought for multiple days nonstop, with me using his niece and nephew Dipper and Mabel as boxing gloves. We're getting divorced over this incident and he's probably going to spend the rest of his life at the TV, "unable" to change the channel.

I don't know why I'm bragging about this divorce but yeah
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Posted in I have lots of Kara info • 3rd March 2016, 08:18 PM

She shouldn't beat herself up over an action committed in a game. She made a mistake and you know what, she'll continue to make them as have we all and as will we all. And if they say why, tell them that it's human nature. We as humans cannot grow without mistakes. So yeah, she made a mistake, but she's still an awesome person and she's still growing and nothing will change that, let alone a game. I hope she begins to notice that.

Anyway, knowing the fortunate generosity of Damen, she shall most likely be forgiven and welcomed back in a matter of time.
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Posted in HEARTBROKEN • 3rd March 2016, 03:58 PM

I don't know, probably trying to appear cool for the internet. Try talking to him about it or something.
Jelli wrote on 3rd March 2016 03:51 PM:
BUT UR A BOY

Even if she was, there's nothing wrong with being attracted to the same gender.
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Posted in Gravity falls • 3rd March 2016, 07:58 AM

Depends on your interests. If mystery, comedy, action, and adventure is your thing, you'd likely partake an interest in the show. It's about Dipper and Mabel Pines who are living/working at the Mystery Shack, home of their cheap and controlling Uncle Stan for the Summer, with Stan being their "boss". They're expecting to have a normal Summer except nope. If you're going to watch it, you must watch it from the beginning if you want to understand like every upcoming episode.
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Posted in Google Is Evil • 2nd March 2016, 10:39 PM

They can't brainwash our innocent minds since we don't have innocent minds
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Posted in Slow walkers in front of you • 2nd March 2016, 10:10 PM

Tom Lee wrote on 2nd March 2016 10:07 PM:
Graunt Megs said on 2nd March 2016 10:04 PM:
Hi and stuff

Excuse me if I'm grumpy in this one. My dad's sending me to an after-school "training" to help me stop complaining and I'm completely stressed out and tired and I want to cry. At least I don't ever complain anymore though.

Today I want to complain about one of my deepest hatreds: slowly walking in front of someone.


Whether it's in or unintentional, if someone's walking painfully slowly right in front of me, I will suspend them from my life for days. I have important places to walk to like to the computer to change my forums profile every minute. So if you're walking in front of me all slowly like you're some 100-year-old who's trying to balance on one leg, I shall personally have them person attested.



..I feel like an army of students will do this to me now just because I made this discussion

I feel you. Theres this girl at my bus stop that walks reeeeeeally slow to where I wanna punch her. At academic assist, she limps with her trapper while she walks like a grandma. Even my mom agrees with me.

Pardon the consistent illogical typos, I should probably stop posting at like 3:00 AM
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Posted in Slow walkers in front of you • 2nd March 2016, 10:04 PM

Hi and stuff

Excuse me if I'm grumpy in this one. My dad's sending me to an after-school "training" to help me stop complaining and I'm completely tired and I want to cry. At least I don't ever complain anymore though.

Today I want to complain about one of my deepest hatreds: slowly walking in front of someone.


Whether it's in or unintentional, if someone's walking painfully slowly right in front of me, I will suspend them from my life for days. I have important places to walk to like to the computer to change my profile every minute. So if you're walking in front of me like you're some 100-year-old who's trying to balance on one leg, I shall personally have them arrested.



..I feel like an army of students will do this to me now just because I made this discussion
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Posted in most logical rank • 2nd March 2016, 07:36 PM

So you'd get this rank if you passed third grade History class?
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Posted in crazy • 2nd March 2016, 03:39 PM

so they've examined the billions of guys in the world and then determined that they're the hottest ones
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Posted in My marriage to Grunkle Stan • 2nd March 2016, 07:28 AM

Allison Riddle wrote on 2nd March 2016 07:25 AM:
Graunt Megs said on 2nd March 2016 07:23 AM:
Allison Riddle said on 2nd March 2016 07:01 AM:
Graunt Megs said on 2nd March 2016 06:56 AM:
Allison Riddle said on 2nd March 2016 06:07 AM:
I totally ship it. Heh, I have a fictional crush that's weirder than that, not gonna mention it..

even though you've told us several times about your thing for purple guy

NO. IT'S NOT PURPLE GUY


Please don't hurt me. There's a new/another one then?

Lol, I'm not gonna hurt you. But it's a new one, but still from FNAF though

If they're from FNAF, that's a perfectly normal crush compared to the crushes that others have so you're good
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Posted in My marriage to Grunkle Stan • 2nd March 2016, 07:23 AM

Allison Riddle wrote on 2nd March 2016 07:01 AM:
Graunt Megs said on 2nd March 2016 06:56 AM:
Allison Riddle said on 2nd March 2016 06:07 AM:
I totally ship it. Heh, I have a fictional crush that's weirder than that, not gonna mention it..

even though you've told us several times about your thing for purple guy

NO. IT'S NOT PURPLE GUY

Please don't hurt me. There's a new/another one then?
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Posted in My marriage to Grunkle Stan • 2nd March 2016, 06:56 AM

Allison Riddle wrote on 2nd March 2016 06:07 AM:
I totally ship it. Heh, I have a fictional crush that's weirder than that, not gonna mention it..
even though you've told us several times about your thing for purple guy
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Posted in Types of people on here. • 1st March 2016, 11:20 PM

The "mistaking the meaning of a gamer or being a kid naturally uneducated about depression makes you creepy" part had me rolling
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