Hi! Today I am applying for the
rank News Reporter. I hope you enjoy



Why do you want this rank?
I want this rank because I love making news reports,
And seeing users enjoy makes my day. I love doing
them simply because it gives me something to do,
and I love taking time to type it all out. I have had
various good reports from users in the comments
of my news reports, And I hope for more
of these as I continue my news reports. Some may
say I am rushing into things here, But I am
just very passionate about this, Passionate about
giving people the news they need to hear.



Experience, History and Past ranks
I have been here for a year now, (It was a year yesterday, Actually )
And I have loved it. I've tried for news reporter before, But
I just suddenly gave up, because I wasn't making
any progress. But now, I am taking it further, Improving my news report, And
This time improving my application. Practice makes perfect, I guess.
My history, Well I don't have as much history as you think.
I havent been a final in a mod comp; Nor been a special part in something big.
But I have learnt all sorts, including how to help new users,
In a easy way, How to get into many places, And That is because, Of you,
So Thankyou all of you. Now for past ranks. Well, I've had Detective,
Banker, and Rookie. I know, Its not much, But becoming news reporter
Can add to my experience. I am taking baby steps, And Baby steps
Lead to something big. For example. When I started to walk,
I took small steps. But now, I can do handsprings, handstands
and cartwheels! Baby steps lead to big steps. And I am
not just Getting news reporter so I have more experience
When the time comes I think I am ready for moderator,
I am applying today Because I feel like
I can earn this rank; I'm not giving up like last time.



Grammar
Ah, The thing that matters the most, Especially when you are applying
for something that requires writing news every week. My Grammar, I
feel isnt perfect, But ok. Not ''hay i gotz sum cooki crumbel in dah
oveen wud u liek sum'' (Not offending the people who
type like that, im just saying thats not how I type) So, Its
not bad. On Oldcp, My grammar depends on my mood
To be honest. Feeling in a cheerful mood, leads
to bad sometimes. (Not saying it never leads to good)
If no mods are online, I am usually quite sensible at serious,
and that leads to acceptable grammar. My Forums grammar,
Okay, My Grammar isn't the best when I type on moods, It is mostly
Posts where I have acceptable grammar.



Do you think you have what it takes?

Yes, I do, I Have The requirements for master, and I am currently,
A member. I'm not doing this for gold, (Im not sure if they even
get gold) I'm doing this because I enjoy writing reports,
and I think, No, Let me rephrase that, And I know
I have what it takes.



Conclusion

I hope you consider
me for this rank, Thanks for reading, And bye for now!

Make more Make more! You are so wise, You should apply for wise one!

Hey, I've been thinking about this for a long time now,
And Its getting to me. I feel like I'm being treated differently by the Moderators.

Okay yesh, Moderator's can have favourites, but that doesn't mean they
can completely ignore other users? I feel like Sometimes when someone isn't a mod,
and I'm like bffs with them, They get promoted and make new friends (moderator
friends), And Im not saying thats bad, Its just I feel like they just want nothing to do with me anymore.



I know, I am overreacting, but I just feel like Moderator's have their favorites. And
sometimes I feel ignored. And yes, there is moderator that say ''Hey!'' Straight
away, But some don't. I'm not mentioning any names, I'm not complaining,
I'm pointing out something that can hurt other users.



So, I think this could be something Moderator's can think about, And
If it happens to you by a certain moderator, Point it out to them straight away.


Bye for now

Hey, How you guys going?! Alot
Of people encouraged me to do a #2 one of these, So here I am
I will try and do these everyday, It depends what news we have in store!



Outfits Catastrophe?!
Last night we were told all outfits would be deleted and no more would be saved!
People were getting very mad, As you may understand, So there was
like 5 posts in Recent Discussions Telling us about it. Users
Had different opinion's; Some found it better, Because it was apparently done to
reduce lag, But some found it bad because they had made lots of outfit.
Then It was decided they would not be deleted, Because users were getting
to mad (Well its probably because of that). As I said before
It was to reduce lag.
Well, At least they are back! No more angry users!



Titles on forums.. Changed?
Also last night, Damen announced in his
mood that Your title would be changed, according to your
job/position. For example, A Moderator would have it as, ''Moderator''
And Mckinlee And Choco Would have it as ''Penguin Watch Captain''
How do you feel about this? Some people found it cool,
So what do you feel about this?!



Bashy's Damen Cup!



Thats right, It's time for The Damen cup!
Last winner was Angi, Will it be you next?!
Here are the times;

Stage 1
5 PM EST / 10:00 PM UK / 2 PM PST
Friday 15th August, 2015

Stage 2
5 PM EST / 10 PM UK / 2PM PST
Saturday 16th August, 2015

Stage 3

3 PM EST / 8 PM UK / 12 PM PST
Sunday 17th August, 2015

The winner will receive A Damen cup 2015 Badge, 10,000 gold,
And Keep the Damen cup winner Gold Jersey!
Wow, Thats alot. Gawd, I'd die for 10,000 gold, But I can't make it,
I'll probably make it to stage 3 though, I'll cheer on you guys!

Click Here To see the Post!




Professional Soccer Tryouts
They will be held over the next week! Mods and admins
will watch applicants play matches at jr damenball, And each
Player will be assessed to see which ones are good enough!
Tryouts are will be held from Monday, 10th August, to Friday,
15th, At 2 PM EST, 9 AM UK to 3 PM EST, 10 AM UK
Good luck guys! Click Here To view the post!



Promotions and Demotions

Promotions
Bashy's Damen cup Discussion was promoted
DSGHQ professional Soccer Try outs Discussion was promoted!

Demotions
No Demotions this week!

Although, Tennis' rank is now Emperor Helper, I was
Just not sure what to put this in!



Forums News Feed!

Its time for the news feed! *feeds u news!*





Now forrrrr

Player of the dayyy!



Congratulations To AmandaPink30! (Ha see what I did there)



Now for Birthdays!



Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to (insert name here)
Happy birthday to you! How Old are you now? How old are you now?
How old are you (insert name here) How old are you now?!



Yayyyy!!!!!



Thankyou for Reading, I hope you enjoyed my news report!
And Thankyou so much for 11 likes on #1!



Thats cool news, It has lines!

FUNNY THING OF THE DAY!!!!

Today I was with my friend who is quite young, and she randomly said:

WOULD YOU RATHER GET STUNG BY A BEE OR RAN OVER!!!



Bye guys