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Posted in Emperor Guard Application • 25th January 2016, 12:43 PM
Hello everyone, today I will be applying for Emperor Guard.

Name?
My name on Forums and OldCP is Deenie.

Age?
I am 12 years of age.

Why do you want this rank?
I want this rank because every since I joined I have had a dream to be an important part of the DSGHQ. I want to live that out, in the best way possible.

Do you qualify?
I believe I qualify for Emperor Guard, as I do have the training to be a knight, I just am not one. I know how to use a sword and a gun, and a few extra tricks that the average user wouldn't
know.

Do you have any experience?
I would say I have overall experience in the DSGHQ. I have been a Banker, Moderator, War Knight, Xat Moderator (for the DSGHQ Xat), and am currently a Master and a Drejk Moderator for the DSGHQ Chat.

Do you swear to abide by the oath?
I, Deenie, swear by oath to wear the same outfit, not marry or change my rank to anything greater until my death or I am released by the Lord Commander or the Emperor / Empress.
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Posted in Just a little something. • 25th January 2016, 11:25 AM
Honestly, I'm not going to keep this hidden anymore. He shouldn't be rewarded for just acting like a normal user. He finally stopped begging for a rank, and now he has a rank. I've wanted to fight for the Emperor ever since I joined and now I see someone who just stopped begging about stuff like this, I'm going to be upset. I know that some of you aren't expressing your true opinion because you are scared what others will say, but go ahead and say it. I need to know that I'm not alone on this.
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Posted in Confession. • 25th January 2016, 10:32 AM
People. this post is from November, please stop commenting on it. And can a mod lock this discussion?
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Posted in WIZARD? OML • 25th January 2016, 09:09 AM
PW can't global. I don't know who did this.
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Posted in Why People Don't Exist • 24th January 2016, 07:50 PM
TheAce wrote on 24th January 2016 07:41 PM:
Deenie said on 24th January 2016 07:40 PM:
TheAce said on 24th January 2016 07:38 PM:
So everyone is one of those creatures like you in reality, basically. Pretty radical huh?


Uh no, I'm the last one left and that's why I created you!!

Oh that's disappointing. That's one hotallicious creature. So what are we?
You are figures (figments but things haha) of my imagination that I call humans. You are from planet earth (which is actually a real planet), and located all over the globe.
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Posted in Why People Don't Exist • 24th January 2016, 07:40 PM
TheAce wrote on 24th January 2016 07:38 PM:
So everyone is one of those creatures like you in reality, basically. Pretty radical huh?
Uh no, I'm the last one left and that's why I created you!!
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Posted in DISNEY RUINED CP • 24th January 2016, 07:29 PM
False. Clubpenguin designers ruined Clubpenguin. I forgive them though, because now we can have the DSGHQ.
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Posted in evrybody scrm and snd help fast • 24th January 2016, 06:55 PM
If y'all don't understand it, the person who made the discussion isn't talking to you.
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Posted in Blaming Siblings • 24th January 2016, 06:28 PM
This has happened to me before on Xat. Except my brother got himself banned on a different account. Though I have been playing for about a year and a half so I don't think there will be new trouble anytime soon.
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Posted in Why People Don't Exist • 24th January 2016, 03:52 PM
Macy wrote on 24th January 2016 03:50 PM:
I thought I was the only one Deenie now I have a family!!!
My imagination continues to entertain me.
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Posted in Why People Don't Exist • 24th January 2016, 02:26 PM
Megs wrote on 24th January 2016 02:21 PM:
"figure of my imagination"

deenie for grand most wise
I didn't say figment for a reason. YOU ARE A FIGURE OF MY IMAGINATION. GET IT?? HAHA
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Posted in Guess the staff • 24th January 2016, 02:20 PM
Shadow wrote on 24th January 2016 01:53 PM:
Hashir said on 24th January 2016 01:39 PM:
wow i don't have a temper


I know right, you are like one of the nicest users I know. Sometimes you have to be strict, but you never have a temper. o.o Why would someone say you have a temper....
Hashir once told me he hates me, and that's why he never says sorry to me. He definitely has a temper.
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Posted in Why People Don't Exist • 24th January 2016, 02:16 PM
Heller everyone, today I will be telling you why people don't exist.

Anyway you probably clicked on this title like "What the hell is Deenie thinking. People definitely exist. I'm here aren't I?" Well I'm here to prove you wrong!

Obviously you are all just a figure of my imagination. Think about it... Where would I be without you? Locked up in a jail cell? I agree.

Except I wouldn't be locked up in a jail cell, because people don't exist. Now you may be thinking, "Well aren't you a person?" Wrong! I am a martian who currently lives in the Texas residence of Saturn.

If you still don't believe me, here is a picture of me:

Not my most flattering selfie, but it will work.
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Posted in People lying about Levels • 24th January 2016, 02:04 PM
I used my gold to get to level 100. So did Maggie.
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Posted in Guess the staff • 24th January 2016, 01:34 PM
Definitely Hashir. If it's not Hashir then I question my existence.
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