Okay. RIP my masterhood.

Update: Defies logic

I support potatoes. Kill me!




jk I hate potatoes

I remember when you were Coddy. Snaildom.

It's so cute! And Hashir is way scarier than Tennis when he is angry.

Heygirl wrote on 8th November 2015 07:30 AM:

What time is it for EST? Too lazy to count >-<

Congrats! My baby is all grown up!!

JellyMello wrote on 8th November 2015 10:52 AM:

Audrey said on 8th November 2015 05:57 AM:

Not all of our times are GMT.

So I guess you are but I am not.


So just so I can come (Not late)

What time is it for EST? Lol i'm like Heygirl xD

It would be 1:00 PM EST!

Congrats you guys. And it's Jacob627.

Even though I didn't play this all the time, I had fun while I did. The Minecraft server will be dearly missed.

Hello! I, Deenie, have decided to make a series of posts answering what would happen if something happened- with a lot of sarcasm-, today's post will be, "What would happen if... Gugu died on OldCP?"



If Gugu died, she would've been killed by someone else who never comes on, so if Gugu was killed, she would be killed by the villain who never showed, Squidward.

Obviously if someone who never came on got killed it would be a big deal. The empire would fall apart if Gugu died. She is obviously an important part to the empire.

Also, if Squidward decides to kill someone, he'd become the emperor of the DSGHQ and everyone would fall under his wrath because who doesn't like Squidward? Oh yeah Shrek!

So if Squidward decided to kill Gugu, then became the emperor of the DSGHQ, Shrek the Ogre would kill him.

Oh and who made up Squidward and Shrek? Mickey! So ultimately the ruler of the DSGHQ would be Mickey!



So, one day Gugu randomly decided that she'd log on OldCP, as soon as she logged on she found herself in jail. She yelled at Damen for him to get her out at once! But he never heard her. She sat in the jail, waiting for what seemed to be 30 seconds... then Squidward came! He pulled out a gun. Gugu desperate to live -because her brother couldn't give her back her account if she died and she played this game way more than anyone else- ran around in circles trying to escape Squidward's bullet. She also tried to use the commands for the gun and sword, but she had no luck. Eventually Squidward's bullet hit her.

Damen started crying about the loss of his sister- and the fact that he couldn't revive her because he doesn't have control of the database of this game or anything of the sort- and decided to step down from the crown. The list of royals denied the throne out of grievance. Eventually Squidward stole the crown, and declared himself ruler of OldCP.

Shrek, hating Squidward and all of his ways, plotted to kill Squidward and take the crown. He went to the throne room where Squidward was making all the penguins be quiet and massage his giant tentacles. Shrek approached to kill Squidward and all of the penguins fled. He shot at him from half a centimeter away. Squidward, unprotected, died.

Then Shrek was like "Okay dudes I don't like this account so I'm going to go on Mickey." And he logged on Mickey...



So that's what would happened if Gugu got killed. Hope you enjoyed it! Bye! Share your ideas below!

I'm a great thing. You forgot me in your signature.

Hello everyone, today we will be playing a game called "Make a Story!" (with the exclamation mark)

• No copying off of others, your story has to be as original as you can make it.

• You must include the subjects, unicorns, mustard, toothbrushes, and shadows. Each of these subjects can be used once or many times.

• Don't accuse people of copying your story. I will be the judge of if they did or didn't.

• Have fun!

There once was a unicorn who loved to brush his teeth. The only problem was whenever he brushed his teeth, we would brush them with mustard. He hopped along merrily as he brushed his teeth. He gathered one of his friends around, who seemed to be playing the copying game. Little did he know, that friend was a shadow.

Going to aim for my original role of crazy grandpa.

Okay, I've decided to make this post after a lot of things I've seen that just hurt me. There have been mods, knights, wise ones, detectives, and normal users doing this and it normally leads up to some sort of fight against the law. I have seen multiple people do this, normally they have ranks, and the last time I saw this really just threw me over the edge, so I had to make this.

No one is perfect. No one. I'm pretty sure there is no Jesus playing OldCP, or some sort of god. No one is perfect.

I hate it so much when I see someone make one little mistake and someone tries to make them perfect. Just because someone messed up once or twice, does not mean that they are any less than they were before. They are the same person you have always known.

Just because someone breaks one rule, or gets banned, does not mean they are less than they were before. It does not mean they are incapable of redeeming themselves, they just made a mistake.

I honestly don't care if my friend gets banned or breaks a rule, they are still my friend. They just made a mistake. I don't disassociate myself from people unless they actually do something worth disassociating them.

If someone breaks a rule, you don't have to fix them, you just have to try and help them not break the rule again.

So please, please, please, let people be who they are.

I'll make sure to come.

My favorite quote is "I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." -Frank Herbert.

I got it from Dune, a book, by Frank Herbert.

Wow, I am honored to get this award. It means so much to me to know the people look up to me. You have made my day.