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Posted in No regrets. • 16th August 2023, 07:26 AM

My fed-posting may be over, but the feds still remain.
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Posted in No regrets. • 16th August 2023, 07:24 AM



Goated fr, fr, with the sauce? No cap, no kizzy.

Seeya wouldn't wanna be ya.
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Posted in Last Post • 1st August 2023, 08:31 AM

War, HUH!- yeah! What is it good for?

Absolutely- NOTHIN!

War, HUH! YEAH! What is it good for?

Absolutely NOTHIN!

SAY IT AGAIN Y'ALL!

WAR, HUH! GOOD GOD!

WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?

ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN!

LISTEN TO ME!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Posted in the better wisdom post • 17th July 2023, 10:10 PM

Truly wise.
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Posted in Loki's Final(?) Wisdom • 15th July 2023, 05:28 AM

Loki wrote on 14th July 2023, 07:10 PM:
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wizle wrote on 14th July 2023, 03:34 PM:
This post makes no sense.
The phrase "Life is like a box of chocolates" is followed up by the prompt "You never know what you're gonna get."
The metaphor of the phrase is saying that life has multiple choices with unknown outcomes, similar to how a box of mixed chocolates is hard to distinguish and you don't know what kind you may be choosing.
Imo to say "Life isn't like a box of chocolates, because you have to make the best of what you have on uneducated choices.." is just ignoring the actual meaning of the phrase in favor of taking it at face value.
This isn't deep this is a cognitive deficiency.
There is literally a key when you get a box of chocolate showing what is where and much of the time it shows you what it looks like too! You always know exactly what you’re going to get. Maybe back in the day this simile rang true but it doesn’t anymore.

Than you can't say "write home to" or "kite and key" or any phrase before the 21st century.
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Posted in Wilf's wisdom (fr) • 14th July 2023, 03:41 PM

If you are having a hard time in life, recall a phrase spoken by the Ancient Greek philosopher Diogenes;

"People who talk well but do nothing are like musical instruments; the sound is all they have to offer."

It is easy to speak wise and sound intelligent, but ultimately the make and model of someone's life choices are not founded in words- mostly in actions.

Whenever a person comes to a choice in life, it is up to them to make a choice and deal with the consequence; therefore the act of acting actively is the result of strong will and true intelligence.

Life isn't easy, and people find themselves stuck in ruts often- it is during these times people often toil with words and prayers... to hope and plead for better days.

Hope and prayer are refuge to a quivering soul and are inherently self-healing, however, you must move forward for a man stuck in a cave doesn't make any progress sitting around pleading with stone.

If you feel that you are unhappy in life, then do something about it. And yes, perhaps you will do the "wrong" thing, but at least you will have done something at all.


Thank you, and I hope you have a decent day.

P.S Urinate on people in public in respect of the OG Diogenes.
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Posted in Loki's Final(?) Wisdom • 14th July 2023, 03:34 PM

This post makes no sense.

The phrase "Life is like a box of chocolates" is followed up by the prompt "You never know what you're gonna get."

The metaphor of the phrase is saying that life has multiple choices with unknown outcomes, similar to how a box of mixed chocolates is hard to distinguish and you don't know what kind you may be choosing.

Imo to say "Life isn't like a box of chocolates, because you have to make the best of what you have on uneducated choices.." is just ignoring the actual meaning of the phrase in favor of taking it at face value.

This isn't deep this is a cognitive deficiency.
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Posted in #Free Bag • 4th July 2023, 01:41 PM

P.S With exceptions, I don't think we should unban the more unsavory uhm.. forgive for my language but seeing as this post will inevitably cause some sort of back lash I'll be specific;

Don't unban the pedophiles and scammers, but everyone else should be given a chance to say their last good byes to this website that's been apart of so many people's childhoods.
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Posted in #Free Bag • 4th July 2023, 01:37 PM

Hi, Wilf here.

Recently Based Bag (Mirrikh) the pimp daddy of wheelchair accessibility was banned for posting "inappropriate pictures" within the DSGHQ discord.

However, I too have posted lewd imagery of Pythas and his so-called "great sword". You may look at this post, a disgruntled administrator or moderator of the DSGHQ forums, and say to yourself;

"Than I'll just ban you, and be morally correct."

You see, I come from a counter-culture within DSGHQ- the Draconians who have suffered and endured through all the travesty allotted by Crime Zone and its participants.
Our solution for this brutal hardship was to be the most hindering of the player base.

Of course this meant doing things such as murder, genocide, human trafficking, and extorsion- even tax evasion from time to time.

The Draconians to me represent a portion of the player base who never got their foot in the door like all you goodie two shoes, so resorted to becoming trolls of the highest caliber.
Many a moon I recall me and the "homies" sitting around planning devious orchestrated acts of domestic terrorism. Instead of getting our large toe sucked by the crime zone god
of the week- most of us resorted to using them as sugar daddies to extend and fund our acts of shenaniganry. Of course these actions weren't ever endorsed publicly by DSGHQ, however
they ended up helping the Dracs become more of a "chaotic" force than the edge lord sith rip off Damen and his "Thug Hunters" wished us to be.

Basically, Mirrikh and all those who have been banned- despite their wrongdoings, have just enough reason to be here like the rest of us.

If we truly believed as Ellys put it "You shouldn't have done anything wrong", we'd all be banned and probably happier. So essentially-

Please for the sake of great jimmy stop acting like a Reddit mod and unban everyone for at least the last MONTH or two of this site's existence.

If you don't then karma shall strike you down, not karma as in the force of life, karma as in I'm going to dislike your post and cause you to lose "reputation".

It's been Wilf, and I'm expecting to get a lot of back lash on this post.

Because why consider being nice and moral while following Damen's principle of "forgive and forget", when you can be petty and utilize the virtual power of authority given to you on a dying forums website.

Goodbye, and god bless freedom of speech.
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Posted in CZ plots that went nowhere • 16th June 2023, 04:14 PM

I spent years tryna find out who my CZ father was, found out it was Raegon, he showed up for like a week and than vanished for years after.

I love CZ, it seems to not love me though.
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Posted in P3D Movie Episode 9 Voice Acting • 12th June 2023, 08:05 PM

Me and Alatar are willing to reprise our roles, get on discord and consult us!

We'd love to do other roles besides just ourselves.
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Posted in appreciation • 9th June 2023, 02:00 PM

Wow ok. smh.
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Posted in Forest memoirs part 1 • 6th June 2023, 06:08 AM

I'd like a memoir..

Wilf Son of Raegon, Slayer of Women.
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Posted in DSGHQ • 4th June 2023, 01:41 AM



Nice n' tidy.
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Posted in The History of Wilf • 3rd June 2023, 08:00 PM

The History of Failure.

Beginning.

- Joined Oldcp during Blackhawk CZ and assisted Nicholas & Pieguy before quitting because of the gore in the game at the time. (Parents didn't like the dismembered bodies in Dojo)

- Rejoined after the Iceghost CZ, became an apprentice of the Blue Wizard Maelor, before Crimezone killed Maelor and my only magical account, and than denied me a chance at being any other wizard's apprentice. (P.S Abushekaus DISOWNED me because I became Maelor's apprentice so I basically just got screwed over by CZ)

- Went to be a Detective, was never given a gun and ended up getting fired for.. "Dying too much"

- Joined the FAR SUPERIOR Imperial Knights, and was trained by Gamer, Mathewvacc, and BP28.

- Served with the Knights until I was demoted for inactivity, returning to the game I joined a pirate crew captained by a man named "Flint" while I was in Castlecrypt for swearing.

- Proceeded to serve Flint until his eventual death within the north, I than proceeded to 360 back to helping Gamer.

- Djinn Crimezone begins, and I alongside Gamer, Mico, Matthewvacc, Jacobg, and Bakon all begin researching the Oldway individually.

- Me and a few other users find the Coffee Shop Lounge secret and enter the Oldway alongside Gamer and Matthewvacc.

- The group discovers at their own times, that this is related to a previous CZ character named "Snowfalls", and Matthewvacc & Gamer both receive visions of Hell itself.

- From the group, Gamer and Matthewvacc are selected to enter hell and banish Snowfalls for good.

- P.S At some point Raindrop gets possessed during a wedding and kills me. I still remember the sideways ";)" text.

- After Gamer returns from hell, the old group disperses, and I decide to become a simp.

The Era of Moms Iced Like Fire.

- I began chasing Gamer's virtual mother, Snowfalls, and became the first "Ice Priest".

- This really goes nowhere, until Snowfalls appears once more after guiding me to help her, and basically just calls me a creep and tells me to leave her alone.

The Son of Ice!

- Raegon is hinted to have a son, and Gamer thinks it's me.

- A new user named Rainberry gets told she's Raegon's daughter, and gets all the clout from it.

- Later it's revealed she isn't, and that I am Raegon's son... but only once the title has literally no power or relevance at all. (Another reoccurring thing.)

Guess I'll be evil.

- After getting bamboozled by Crimezone one too many times, I join the early NWO alongside Securityguy, and later the early Sith.

- I thought the Sith's would be more fair and unbias'd than the good side.

- All the Og sith are dying laughing having read that sentence I guarantee.

- I proceed to destroy my sleep schedule for 3 entire years, and end up never getting a single Evil Rank or any prominence.

- At some point Damen executed my dog Bluejeyne, and Pythas revived it but- that's all he ever did for me tbh.

Switching Sides and Twisting Tides

- I begin playing both sides, and this is where most people from nowadays know me, I decided both sides were lame as hell and required luck and ego stroking of CZ characters to get anywhere.

- I meet a mysterious man on Providence, named "Orbay" who accepts me into his order of the Grey Jedi. (Based.)

- The Grey Jedi got removed by Damen himself like 1-2 days later.

- Orbay and I maintain in touch.

Fast forward.

- Here's some TL;DR, I end up going to Providence and Das first, before joining the good and becoming Gamer's SON! Before he disowned me and I became nonrelevant again.

- I basically did nothing but try to become relevant. It did not work. I seriously spent 2 years trying to be CZ relevant like it was a job and the most I got was disowned by Gamer.

2017-2018

- Alatar, me, and Orbay form a super group of Crimezone smuggling and power tripping beyond belief.

- We end smuggling and trading CZ rings until me and Alatar were the most powerful Sith at the time.

- Orbay and I become good friends, discussing what it means to be in the grey, not dark or light- based take that I would continue to use forever.

- I kill and bully Skylinr and multiple overly cocky Jedi, before eventually getting tired of the smuggling game..

- But not before Alatar would text me that he'd began war on Cobia.

- I proceeded to kill over 100 Drake Soldiers and tank 2 missiles within the span of 3 hours. (Btw these were OG missiles that tracked you and did 1 hit to even OP users.)

- I than left, and gave my rings out to other users.

2019-2020 - The Age of 3D

- I am confirmed to be Raegon's son 2019, however all this does is make every Good Cz character hate me. (Whereas Rainberry instantly got loved)

- Because my new Ilúvatar CZ family hates me, I proceed to begin killing Nook as much as possible.

- I do some CZ stuff, but nothing really comes of any of it.

- I try to have a COOL GUY moment and end up getting Vanished by Ancalagon. (Bc CZ only lets Gamer have those moments.)

- Raegon returns to CZ, only to say like 3 things to me before focusing on Little, and later just dying.

- I finally get to speak to Eru, and tell him he's a clown and he responds with "Your words are like ice."


- Gamer offers me the role of Shaman of the forest, I try to take it, Crimezone revokes it and gives it to Glarthir. (They rebirthed me, and everything btw).

- I quit CZ for good after this, and focus on Evil Trolling.

What Now?

Nothing, I have to live with these memories now.

My childhood wasn't the best, even on OLDCP my escape from the real world.

It felt like people like Gamer and Bakon got saved, but I was just not worth it I guess.

At the end of the day,

I ended up helping get Sriram and multiple other creeps off of DSGHQ.

And though I'll never get my thanks, I know that I helped in everyway I could.

Thank you for reading,

Drink some Lemonade,

Wilf.
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