People be acting like CP Armies are "toxic" while ignoring the near decade long pedo crisis we've had in OLDCP.

Check mate weebs, common Roberto W.

Robots (2005) may replace Us (2019)






Honestly always loved Robots, so I hope this happens.

Glarthir went from the most respected sacrifise in OLDCP lore to the most MID cz character ever known to man!

Good thing my mans Tommo keeps up the tradition of killing em!

basedbag wrote on 16th March 2023, 12:50 PM:

Dog gaming

Dog gaming.

basedbag wrote on 16th March 2023, 12:45 PM:

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wizle wrote on 16th March 2023, 12:27 PM:
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basedbag wrote on 16th March 2023, 12:19 PM:
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wizle wrote on 16th March 2023, 08:46 AM:
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basedbag wrote on 16th March 2023, 08:40 AM:
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wizle wrote on 16th March 2023, 08:24 AM:
Green apple should be higher than B, c'mon bro.
Granny apples slap different.

The sweetness of a red apple's better
Red apple is mid compared to green apple, the sweet and sour taste of the green apple is perfection.
The red apple is mid, like yo hair line.
Don't insult my hairline bro you probably got your haircut from the butcher
Bro you got your hairline from the back office of a dentist fiytb
the front of your forehead's prolly gonna look like a 2023 jeep wrangler

Yeah? Well I bet yo neck look like 4 donuts stacked on top of one another.

basedbag wrote on 16th March 2023, 12:19 PM:

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wizle wrote on 16th March 2023, 08:46 AM:
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basedbag wrote on 16th March 2023, 08:40 AM:
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wizle wrote on 16th March 2023, 08:24 AM:
Green apple should be higher than B, c'mon bro.
Granny apples slap different.

The sweetness of a red apple's better
Red apple is mid compared to green apple, the sweet and sour taste of the green apple is perfection.
The red apple is mid, like yo hair line.
Don't insult my hairline bro you probably got your haircut from the butcher

Bro you got your hairline from the back office of a dentist fiytb

Greetings fellow Alphas it's me, DogLoverZacktv445.



Dogs have 18 muscles within their ears, no two dog ears are alike, and dogs sweat through their palms only.

basedbag wrote on 16th March 2023, 08:40 AM:

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wizle wrote on 16th March 2023, 08:24 AM:
Green apple should be higher than B, c'mon bro.
Granny apples slap different.

The sweetness of a red apple's better

Red apple is mid compared to green apple, the sweet and sour taste of the green apple is perfection.

The red apple is mid, like yo hair line.

Green apple should be higher than B, c'mon bro.

Granny apples slap different.

harry15514 wrote on 13th March 2023, 02:44 PM:

Saw this one coming.

They say a cat has 9 lives, my glock disagrees.

Now that's a cat fact.

This is absolutely huge, we should set up phone crimezone!

Call 1-800-DSGHQ!

Our new topical yet.. nuanced crimezone options!

A) Orome War Room ASMR

Pythas Skinning Torture ASMR

C) Sriram Prepares to love ASMR



Please contact us urgently to pick which option is best for you!
(That's 1-800-DSGHQ, that's right, 1-800-DSGHQ! Call today!)

Hello fellow asthmatic chain smokers, it's your friend Zack TV here with a quirky albeit a tad whacky post.

After getting my ha ha's out at a local preschool turned into part-time boxing ring, I've come to think of the greatest joke in Oldcp.

But first, what is a joke?

Well without angering the philosophical side of DSGHQ, with a masters degree in perfume. (Commonly called a fragrance master.

And trust me, with how some of you guys type on this forum, yeah. Fragrance doesn't do it justice.


Anyhow, a joke is defined as "a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline."

How specific, as you may have been able to tell- the term "joke." is very variable. But not as variable as your life, now let's discuss life.

Life is hard and unfair and most importantly, life is kinda funny.

The philosophy of humor, to find everything innately funny, and comedic. This has been a sentiment carried down by monks, sects of religions, and all forms of life.

That's right, a serious way to deal with life is just to laugh everything off. And if you were to believe jokes to be powerful, and healing.

Than perhaps you too, are a believer in the way of humorous philosophy.


Let's say you do, believe in humorous philosophy.

Than you most likely pull the majority of your humor

from the events within your life.

That's right Einstein, despite the fact you're the apprentice to a rodeo clown- and you have no cowboy hat to tip.

I'm ready to deliver facts like Diogenes, and guess what? This isn't my first rodeo.


If you believe life is somewhat funny, and pull your humor from mostly yourself and your life.


Than the joke, really is...


On you.

Eh, I'm out.

P.S my quitting post before this one, was made in the haste of fear- fear of being banned before I could
get out one last post. (petty I know.)


CZ got boring.

It went from changing, from pirates, to wizards, to gangsters, to.. Shrek? And also I guess also Disney? And.. Ice Ghosts??

Early CZ was changing and innovative, this is when CZ had passion. this was the rise.


Crimezone than found it's next subject matter, being Starwars- this consisted of the Sith and Jedi (very lucrative and hard to secure positions) under gods.

Pythas & Orome (basically, maybe Manwe.)

This was also, very dope. Probably the best experiences came from this early Starwars experience.

And the golden age of this CZ lasted long, but- eventually it reached its peak.


from there, CZ never innovated again. Creativity dried up like an empty well.
Sith and Jedi went from sacred and important roles, to being thrown out like candy.

Lightsabers which had once been coveted, and respected- were now bought and sold regularly. At first, through in-game trading...

And than later through create, LITERALLY bought and sold regularly.

Crimezone would try to break free from it's Starwars chains however would never succeed. Eventually Crimezone repeated itself like a broken record, unable to find the creativity to wow it's once clamoring crowd.

Stagnation, left only few clapping hands in the echoes of past crowds.



Crimezone teaches a very important lesson, one I think we can all learn.. something from at least.

Whenever you do not improve, and stay stagnant, and never fully break away from your tired and used up tropes- people eventually leave you.



And, after all of my friends from the OG sith days have departed...

This time there really is nothing left for me to return to.


It was fun, friends one and all.