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Posted in Psychotic Celebrity Crush: What Do You Do? • 25th January 2016, 06:33 PM

Sup there. I am TheAce from damenspike.com.



You're coincidentally on a vacation in the state of your celebrity crush. Person who you're "trash" over as you may describe it as. You're at some beach and suddenly see them. You scream, causing everyone to have brain damage. You finally regain control and introduce yourself. You two randomly begin debating about hotallicious hero Jessica Jones and they inform you that they dislike her. This confirms that this celebrity, is in fact a (possibly dangerous) psychopath. Police and mental hospitals don't exist.

What do you do?
*Toe high five*
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Posted in WWE Art by Perla - Paige • 25th January 2016, 01:31 PM

Forever earning the Steve Harvey treatment.
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Posted in Ban The Person Above You • 25th January 2016, 12:27 PM

Sundaze wrote on 25th January 2016 12:21 PM:
I don't know if I am doing this right, but here it goes. I would ban the person above me for having a better profile pic than me.
Banned for somehow finding my private real life selfies and using one as your profile picture.
sam wrote on 25th January 2016 12:26 PM:
Sundaze said on 25th January 2016 12:21 PM:
I don't know if I am doing this right, but here it goes. I would ban the person above me for having a better profile pic than me.

i'm banning sundaze for banning yoshi
I'm banning Sam for banning Sundaze a minute before me when I was already on this page, thus making me have to edit this post.
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Posted in WHAT SHALL I DRAW! • 24th January 2016, 09:14 PM

LemmyLime wrote on 24th January 2016 09:26 AM:
ALOHA MY FRIENDS!! :B
I NEED HELP WITH WHAT TO DRAW SO COMMENT ON THS POST ON WHAT SHALL I DRAW AND ILL DRAW IT
AND SHOW YOU IT!
(sorry for the caps)
ty guyz
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draw jessica jones
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Posted in 1,000 DSGHQ Followers (And Jessica Jones) • 24th January 2016, 08:11 PM

Frakon wrote on 24th January 2016 08:04 PM:
okAY TIME TO PULL OUT THE KILGRAVE GIF SET
Brought to you by the Jessica Sass Bag Studios
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Posted in Butt song parody • 24th January 2016, 07:45 PM

Nice parody. :P Wait a minute...
Quote:
I cannot lie
That's a lie
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Posted in Why People Don't Exist • 24th January 2016, 07:41 PM

Deenie wrote on 24th January 2016 07:40 PM:
TheAce said on 24th January 2016 07:38 PM:
So everyone is one of those creatures like you in reality, basically. Pretty radical huh?


Uh no, I'm the last one left and that's why I created you!!
Oh that's disappointing. That's one hotallicious creature. So what are we?
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Posted in Why People Don't Exist • 24th January 2016, 07:38 PM

So everyone is somehow one of those creatures like you in reality, basically. Pretty radical huh?
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Posted in 1,000 DSGHQ Followers (And Jessica Jones) • 24th January 2016, 07:27 PM

Archie wrote on 24th January 2016 05:49 PM:
Not followers, it's likes on your posts. Well done
They're secretly followers
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Posted in Blaming Siblings • 24th January 2016, 07:14 PM

Good thing I read this. I was just about to think of a movie romance scene between me and Jessica Jones and blame my obsessiveness on Meghan.
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Posted in 1,000 DSGHQ Followers (And Jessica Jones) • 24th January 2016, 05:47 PM

Sup there. I am TheAce from damenspike.com and I've reached 1,000+ DSGHQ Forums followers. Only a very few followers away from 2,000. :)

This excites me because nothing like this has EVER happened before other than multiple times. It's been a great regrettable ride here and I want to thank all 1,000 of you. Thank you all 1,000 of you.

Now for the poem of the day:
The hero whom they call Jessica Jones
The love of my life who I've never known
If a user knows the number to her phone
Give it to me

*Toe high five*
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Posted in DISNEY RUINED CP • 24th January 2016, 04:23 PM

I was going to say that if it wasn't for Disney, we wouldn't be here. But since you gave a very amazing and detailed reason as to why you feel that way, I completely agree.
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Posted in Sharing Passwords • 24th January 2016, 03:46 PM

Nice thread. Are we able to have a new ability of changing our passwords ourselves like on the other layout? It would be easier and likely more comforting for a number of users.
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Posted in People lying about Levels • 24th January 2016, 02:29 PM

When you're looking awkward now
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Posted in Bored?Read this • 24th January 2016, 12:23 AM

Once you enter Netflix, there's no more going outside.
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