This is the Ace of the ace's. I have something wise to say. Everything I say is ALWAYS wise, but this is even more important.

People are focusing on saying "be yourself." I agree. Being yourself is good, boy, that's why I'VE always been myself. But that's not important. What IS inportant, what you SHOULD be focusing on is killing the chocolate chip cookies. They're out to get you. But don't let the cookies push you around and hurt you. Don't let them do that to you! I'm disguted everyday because I see people kissing chocolate chip cookies on the lips when they should be destroying them. The next time you see one of those cookies, EAT IT! You won't get anywhere in life if you don't kill the chocolate chip cookies. Killem. Today. Kill! Kill! KILLL!!!!!! Killing is important. Don't sit around watching Thomas the train. There could be chocolate chip cookies crawling around inside of you and you have to pick up an oreo cookie to kill it with. What's WRONG WITH YOU? STOP READING THIS POST AND KILL! NOW!
I said now. Go!

Funny and delightful to read. Thank you for sharing.

Aine wrote on 19th June 2015 12:59 PM:

Funny and delightful to read. Thank you for sharing.

Does it look like I'm laughing? You can't see me, but I'm not laughing.

Aine wrote on 19th June 2015 12:59 PM:

Funny and delightful to read. Thank you for sharing.

Does it look like I'm laughing? You can't see me but I'm not laughing.

Ace13 wrote on 19th June 2015 01:01 PM:

Aine said on 19th June 2015 12:59 PM:
Funny and delightful to read. Thank you for sharing.

Does it look like I'm laughing? You can't see me but I'm not laughing.

I am using my powers and seeing through the screen, of course you're laughing.