(I’M ABSOLUTELY BUZZING, UTD JUST BEAT PSG! More details in my mood)

Aight, aight, I know fam. MAN SAID HE KNOWS, INNIT? It’s been baaaaare time since mandem popped up with a peng ting to sip alie?
On dat basis, yeah fam, mans gotten all graMA-TI-CAL out ‘ere since I made the first pengest drink. But yeah blud, on dat basis, mans out here making ANOTHER, THATS RIGHT YOU MAN, ANOTHER PENGEST DRINK!!!!!!! LETS GO FAM

Dis drink is specialised to dose mandem out there absolutely BUZZING out here after their favourite football team in the biggest whole widest world ting just got through to the quarter final when NOBODY YEAH, NOBODY, THOUGHT SO INNIT. SO LETS GET ITTTTTTT

Mans calling dis one the Adrenaline-Ade innit, cos that’s sounding a bit certi alie?

So step 1 FAM) Get your glass and fill it with this specific capri sun flavour: SUMMER BERRIES. MMMMM THAT STUFF PENG, OH THATS HOT, OH THATS HOOT. My g, dis is sooooo much better than that normal orange flavoured ting innit? But if you man out there can’t get dis fairy dust... juice... , then get the tropical version innit.

AIGHT STEP 2 BRUDDAH!!!!!! ) Add an ice cube innit? Man can’t go wrong with an ice cube-zino zattteeeeee yeaaaahhhh yeahhhh oooohhhh mmmmmm

Step 3 innit blud ) Ayt so whatcha wanna do now is have a liiiiiiittttlllleeee bit of fanta ORANGE (or Fruit Twist, you gotta stick with the generic fanta-ninis out here k?) and add it to your glass. By a little I mean pour out of them 1.2L bottles (summing like dat innit? mathematical tings ain’t something i can hack so LOWE IT) for exactly 3 seconds innit. (Mans been pressured by some gyaldem and mandem telling me to make my beverages LESS SUGARY, BACK IT HOWS DAT WORK!)

Step 4) Mix-anini mix-anatteeeeeee wooahhhhhh hmmmm oooh yehhahhhhhhh eeeeeeeyyahhhh ooohh-

Man got carried away innit so forgive me in dat occasionini occasionatteeeee AYT FAM NAH *slaps self* PATTEN UP FAM

Step 5) This is VERY important for that authenTICITY. You get me? Add crushed ice to top off the drink cos that just makes it LOOK PENG and TASTE peng. Man don’t care if you’re out here in London freezing to death while watching MAN UNITED WIN AGAINST PDG (YEAAAAAHHHHHH) but ice in a drink DONT DO NUTTIN YEAH?

You man out there with the tonsillitis ting shhhhh don’t want none of that exposure on my drink yh sfe innit

Dats it, your second pengest drink.
Lowe it the third one might be out next month or something but it takes time for me and my main guy Walter White (that’s right, i watch breaking bad... i’m late but don’t judge me i was late to friends and big bang theory... HEY IM BRITISH ALRIGHT THAT STUFF DONT COME OVERSEAS WITHIN THE HOUR!) to cook up some recipes

Sfe you man

- Jake01

what??????????????????????

I might say, very cool.

Boi what'd I just read
I know... a true work of art o.o

my reaction

I'm just -




shook.

you guys DEFO need to come out ere to london

it’s how we talk innit!

- Jake01

Dis be amazin mon

Sounds like a drink worth trying.

I love your series Jake.

btech pengestmunch

Xvoid wrote on 21st May 2019, 01:27 PM:

btech pengestmunch

dwt

i could literally hear the british accent through this post

wagwan