Trial of Lex's Court Report is also available on a google document: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZS5f_yAlX1Y4QGdXLbV6hizroQde4Gmf_P0mvA-IvRc/edit?usp=sharing

Defendant: Lexrocks
Defendant’s Attorney: Jesse
Date of Case: 4/16/2020
Time of Hearing: 4 PM EST/9 PM GMT
Judge: Empress Helper Sled

Court Report
Sled: We are here in the presence of scum- I mean Lexrocks. Who is being trialed for murder!

[Witnesses come up]

Sam: He murdered Dance before GOM and attacked Swirlie various times.

Fable: Lex attacked with xprop lightning 3 before GOM Saturday, killing Dancebear and plenty of others. Last night, he dm’d me asking for my account to kil Swirlie. I, of course, gave him a fake password. If you want proof I have some.

Sled: What does Jesse have to say about his client?

Jesse: My client has done none of this.

Sled: Oh yeah, on what proof?

Sled: Tasha, what are your words of wisdom?

Tasha: I believe he is guilty.

Lex: NO!

Tasha: He deserves the same punishment he gave others.

Sled: So you say we should off his head?

Tasha: Yes.

[Execution on the Mountain, Lex’s last words]

Lex: IT’S UNFAIR. TRIAL IAN!

Verdict
Murder, Execution on the Mountain

Awesome reporting! Maybe he'll learn this time...

his attorney was actually Csaerius or whatever his name is i cant spell it,

so basically the dollar general version of jesse

Sleddy wrote on 16th April 2020, 06:09 PM:

his attorney was actually Csaerius or whatever his name is i cant spell it,
so basically the dollar general version of jesse

Lex told me in DM's that Jesse was his lawyer

Thanks for this, I overslept and wasn't able to attend...

Wow a court report. Make more of these and perhaps list them on a Wiki:Trials page?

'NO!' LOL