As a disclaimer this post is purely satire and is not meant to be clever or funny, I took a sacrifice so I figured that making this post and seeing if this grinds anyone's gears would be a fun way to spend some time before getting back to work.

What is a right?
Simple. A right is a promise our countries made us that we are entitled to keep. Sadly modern day society workers and men seem to have forgotten the importance of obeying those laws and giving me the rights that I deserve for being a contributing member to this society. I think it's no surprise that the internet seems to not take kindly to enforcing the laws, because as many of you may know people have no moral compass nowadays. The other day while I was ordering a simple Frappuccino I received the wrong order, now ordinarily I'd talk to the manager but I was feeling gracious so I decided to ask the girl for a refund and for me to get my correct smoothie while I kept the smoothie I already had, however she had the audacity to tell me that Israel is not a legitimate state so I slayed her, after this the police were called and I hastened my quest for achieving my rights, I knew I was on the run, all I had now was a weeks worth of food, and my little unvaccinated 2 year old angel Kevin who I'm sure will live a long and happy life. After a long search I came across a strange looking building, my first instinct was to leave but I couldn't help but enter it, after all it's a part of my country and I have the right to know the answer to my questions. It was during this time when I heard it- a loud explosion bigger than anything I've ever heard in my entire life occurred and sent Kevin flying against the wall, instead of dying from those injuries he died midflight before hitting the wall when a mosquito bit him, but there was no time to lose, I knew that I had a quest to continue and that the explosion would lead me to it. It was at this time when I saw it, a giant hand, I furiously yelled "why was I put through these circumstances" to which the response was "lmaoo just felt like it", this angered me more than ever before and I yelled "I would like to speak to your manager", it was at this point where I was teleported to a strange room in a strange place, I felt like as if I was being pulled from millions of directions, I felt my brain harden as my legs throbbed against something I could neither see nor feel, and suddenly I saw him, the manager, after all of this I could finally speak to him, it was at this moment where I died, I died peacefully in my sleep.

OldCPHelper wrote on 11th December 2020, 10:49 PM:

As a disclaimer this post is purely satire and is not meant to be clever or funny, I took a sacrifice so I figured that making this post and seeing if this grinds anyone's gears would be a fun way to spend some time before getting back to work.
What is a right?
Simple. A right is a promise our countries made us that we are entitled to keep. Sadly modern day society workers and men seem to have forgotten the importance of obeying those laws and giving me the rights that I deserve for being a contributing member to this society. I think it's no surprise that the internet seems to not take kindly to enforcing the laws, because as many of you may know people have no moral compass nowadays. The other day while I was ordering a simple Frappuccino I received the wrong order, now ordinarily I'd talk to the manager but I was feeling gracious so I decided to ask the girl for a refund and for me to get my correct smoothie while I kept the smoothie I already had, however she had the audacity to tell me that Israel is not a legitimate state so I slayed her, after this the police were called and I hastened my quest for achieving my rights, I knew I was on the run, all I had now was a weeks worth of food, and my little unvaccinated 2 year old angel Kevin who I'm sure will live a long and happy life. After a long search I came across a strange looking building, my first instinct was to leave but I couldn't help but enter it, after all it's a part of my country and I have the right to know the answer to my questions. It was during this time when I heard it- a loud explosion bigger than anything I've ever heard in my entire life occurred and sent Kevin flying against the wall, instead of dying from those injuries he died midflight before hitting the wall when a mosquito bit him, but there was no time to lose, I knew that I had a quest to continue and that the explosion would lead me to it. It was at this time when I saw it, a giant hand, I furiously yelled "why was I put through these circumstances" to which the response was "lmaoo just felt like it", this angered me more than ever before and I yelled "I would like to speak to your manager", it was at this point where I was teleported to a strange room in a strange place, I felt like as if I was being pulled from millions of directions, I felt my brain harden as my legs throbbed against something I could neither see nor feel, and suddenly I saw him, the manager, after all of this I could finally speak to him, it was at this moment where I died, I died peacefully in my sleep.

still a simp, ever karen is.