Disclaimer(this post was not poached from lil khal k)I knew it was a hazard to make this post due to the amount of women that would come flooding in to the dsghq but here it is anyways tell me why should i make u one of my many wives men allowed as well no homo though

hi im signing up zes against his will.

His name is zes, hes a noob, hes getting very strong, likes to be mean, wants loads of attention, likes to talk smack, gets almost everything he wants. Please choose him he can be a good gf!!

I would like to sign Zes up for this. He is such a funny guy if you can look past his noobing. He is a HUGE noob. He also likes to be RUDE. He's very NEEDY. He can PROTECT you though! He has SAVED many lives with his pro fighting skills. He could be perfect.

zpheals interested

edit: cpbtier too

i too nominate zes

Mance and CPBiter are interested, as I understand

pickleslover wrote on 8th December 2021, 12:48 AM:

hi im signing up zes against his will.
His name is zes, hes a noob, hes getting very strong, likes to be mean, wants loads of attention, likes to talk smack, gets almost everything he wants. Please choose him he can be a good gf!!

Loki wrote on 8th December 2021, 12:51 AM:

I would like to sign Zes up for this. He is such a funny guy if you can look past his noobing. He is a HUGE noob. He also likes to be RUDE. He's very NEEDY. He can PROTECT you though! He has SAVED many lives with his pro fighting skills. He could be perfect.

Narcissa wrote on 8th December 2021, 02:19 AM:

i too nominate zes

im straight

zes wrote on 8th December 2021, 02:42 AM:

Quote:

pickleslover wrote on 8th December 2021, 12:48 AM:
hi im signing up zes against his will.
His name is zes, hes a noob, hes getting very strong, likes to be mean, wants loads of attention, likes to talk smack, gets almost everything he wants. Please choose him he can be a good gf!!

Loki wrote on 8th December 2021, 12:51 AM:
I would like to sign Zes up for this. He is such a funny guy if you can look past his noobing. He is a HUGE noob. He also likes to be RUDE. He's very NEEDY. He can PROTECT you though! He has SAVED many lives with his pro fighting skills. He could be perfect.
Narcissa wrote on 8th December 2021, 02:19 AM:
i too nominate zes
im straight

that's so homophobic

zes wrote on 8th December 2021, 02:42 AM:

im straight

Uh, pretend. ?✌️

HipHop wrote on 8th December 2021, 03:15 AM:

Quote:

zes wrote on 8th December 2021, 02:42 AM:
im straight

Uh, pretend. ?✌️

u might be into somethin... ?

nominating julianhak07

here's my application:

Name: Jenna
Age: whatever u want it to be

Hobbies: I like to kill ants with water guns & use the flyswatter on anything living that comes near me (including humans ). I also can eat a jar of pickles in like 3 minutes, so that's cool.

Disclaimer: this is all a joke. i'm literally taken, please don't actually consider me.

jemi1234 wrote on 8th December 2021, 09:14 PM:

here's my application:
Name: Jenna
Age: whatever u want it to be
Hobbies: I like to kill ants with water guns & use the flyswatter on anything living that comes near me (including humans " title="" class="bbcode_smiley"> ). I also can eat a jar of pickles in like 3 minutes, so that's cool.
Disclaimer: this is all a joke. i'm literally taken, please don't actually consider me.

would you use the fly swatter on me???

Hiii im signing soup up for this because i feel like u and him would be a perfect match like u would be soooooooooooooooooooooooo cute together /srs

Name: Soup
Age: 19 (biologically 55 but he doesnt agree with aging as they believe its homophobic..)
Uhh everything else: > panromantic demi-asexual! < > demiboyflux! < > he/they! <

Hobbies: Drawing gacha heat, roleplaying with minors, kissing minors, fantasizing about minors, anyone below the age of 18 or half the age of 18, and their most favourite, anyone who is 9 years old oh yeah and also danganronpa roleplay i guess...
Let's hope you're a minor, Akkar, or else soup will be REALLY unhappy...

WARNING: i do not condone any harm or illegal activity done after i make this post and you for some godsakenly reason decide to pursue soup. that will be your fault and YOUR fault only. watch your back kiddo. it aint easy around these streets.

Aronaa wrote on 10th December 2021, 12:44 PM:

Hiii im signing soup up for this because i feel like u and him would be a perfect match like u would be soooooooooooooooooooooooo cute together /srs
Name: Soup
Age: 19 (biologically 55 but he doesnt agree with aging as they believe its homophobic..)
Uhh everything else: > panromantic demi-asexual! < > demiboyflux! < > he/they! <
Hobbies: Drawing gacha heat, roleplaying with minors, kissing minors, fantasizing about minors, anyone below the age of 18 or half the age of 18, and their most favourite, anyone who is 9 years old oh yeah and also danganronpa roleplay i guess...
Let's hope you're a minor, Akkar, or else soup will be REALLY unhappy...
WARNING: i do not condone any harm or illegal activity done after i make this post and you for some ungodsakenly reason decide to pursue soup. that will be your fault and YOUR fault only. watch your back kiddo. it aint easy around these streets.

age is just a number, is u forget?