11th January 2022
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CZ News: ULMO IS BACK

Made by turquito10 in Crimezone

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11th January 2022, 04:39 PM

Kace told me what happens in this post, he could not make it because hes legit in the 4th dimension irl and cant log on forums

Legit we were abt to play minecraft with fable but kace had to sleep early HE GOT SCHOOL LOOOOOOOL so yea kid missed mc legit RIP nah so HES LEGIT TALKING TO ME RN TELLING ME WHAT TO WRITE HES LEGIT THREATENING ME IF I DONT WRITE HE WILL SMITE NAH OK I KEEP WRITING DONT SMITE ME PLS.

OK SO KACE WENT TO SLEEP WITH A BAD FEELING LEGIT HE FELT SOMETHING BAD WOULD HAPPEN (HE HAS FORESIGHT IRL) KID KNEW SOMETHING WAS GOING TO ATTACK HIM. AND IT HAPPENED LEGIT KID FELL ASLEEP AND WHEN HE WOKE UP HE SAW THIS OLD MAN STARING AT HIM LEGIT SCARY AS HELL LOL?



HE WAS LIKE "WEIRDASS KID GTHO MY ROOM BEFORE I CUT UR HEAD OFF AND FEED IT TO MY DOG" (heres a pic of kaces dog)



BUT NAH IT WASNT JUST AN OLD MAN FOOLISH KACE. IT WAS LEGIT ULMO KID SO HE SAID "FOOLISH KACETH. I COMETH TO THY ROOM TO TURNETH YOU INTO ONE OF MY MAIA" KACE WAS LEGIT HYPED AS HELL AND HE ACCEPTED BUT THE TEST TO BECOME ULMO'S APPRENTICE WAS TO BE UNDERWATER FOR 7 HOURS LOL OBVIOUSLY KACE DROWNED LIKE AN IDIOT LEGIT. BUT THATS GOOD NEWS BC HE WENT TO THE 4TH DIMENSION IRL HE TOLD ME HE MET NOOK AND OROME WTH? THEY EXIST IRL? WTHHHHH IW ANNA GO TOO @ULMO @NOOK @GLARTHIR BRING ME THERE TOO. WTH SORRY KACE I KEEP WRITING THEN. NOW THIS IS WHAT THE APPRENTICE OF ULMO SAYS: (ITS IN BLACK SPEECH IDK WHY KID GONE EVIL)

"Lat muzud ghashdurb ghashdurub Ulmo-ob. Agh Zu-gurb ghru" WTH DOES THAT MEAN KID

BUT YE I GO SLEEP RN I WANNA WAKE UP TO ULMOS UGLY FACE AND BECOME HIS APPRENTICE TOO. IF HE DOESNT APPEAR I JOIN PYTHAS IRL THEN LEGIT NAH @PYTHAS HIRE ME KID :D DOES AULE EXIST IRL NAH WHERE SSTONE ISLE I GO RN LEGIT I REBUILD KHADUZ EZ
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11th January 2022, 04:54 PM

Yellow tape around his body, it's a blunga homicide
His face is on a T-shirt and his family traumatized
I didn't even mean to shoot him, he just caught me by surprise
I reloaded my pistol, cocked it back, and shot him twice
His body dropped down to the floor and he got teardrops in his eyes
He grabbed me by my hands and said he was afraid to die
I told him, "It's too late, my friend, it's time to say goodbye"
And he died inside my arms, blood all on my shirt
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11th January 2022, 04:56 PM

Lark wrote on 11th January 2022, 04:54 PM:
Yellow tape around his body, it's a blunga homicide
His face is on a T-shirt and his family traumatized
I didn't even mean to shoot him, he just caught me by surprise
I reloaded my pistol, cocked it back, and shot him twice
His body dropped down to the floor and he got teardrops in his eyes
He grabbed me by my hands and said he was afraid to die
I told him, "It's too late, my friend, it's time to say goodbye"
And he died inside my arms, blood all on my shirt
???????????????????????????????????
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11th January 2022, 05:18 PM

jesus
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+1 by Radaghast and iblue, -1 by turquito10

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11th January 2022, 10:11 PM

lets gooooooooooo
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13th January 2022, 05:25 PM

why do u guys still type like ur special
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13th January 2022, 05:29 PM

elfboy123 wrote on 13th January 2022, 05:25 PM:
why do u guys still type like ur special
thought u quit
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13th January 2022, 07:34 PM

turquito10 wrote on 13th January 2022, 05:29 PM:
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elfboy123 wrote on 13th January 2022, 05:25 PM:
why do u guys still type like ur special
thought u quit
i did but i log on forums every once in a while ion play the games, whats your point
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13th January 2022, 07:39 PM

elfboy123 wrote on 13th January 2022, 07:34 PM:
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turquito10 wrote on 13th January 2022, 05:29 PM:
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elfboy123 wrote on 13th January 2022, 05:25 PM:
why do u guys still type like ur special
thought u quit
i did but i log on forums every once in a while ion play the games, whats your point
yh i doubt anyone cares abt ur input if u only log on to ghost forums LOL
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13th January 2022, 07:44 PM

turquito10 wrote on 13th January 2022, 07:39 PM:
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elfboy123 wrote on 13th January 2022, 07:34 PM:
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turquito10 wrote on 13th January 2022, 05:29 PM:
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elfboy123 wrote on 13th January 2022, 05:25 PM:
why do u guys still type like ur special
thought u quit
i did but i log on forums every once in a while ion play the games, whats your point
yh i doubt anyone cares abt ur input if u only log on to ghost forums LOL
i mean you got dislikes other than me and half the ppl who log on forums now dont even play anymore, couldnt careless abt what people think abt my input
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13th January 2022, 07:53 PM

elfboy123 wrote on 13th January 2022, 07:44 PM:
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turquito10 wrote on 13th January 2022, 07:39 PM:
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elfboy123 wrote on 13th January 2022, 07:34 PM:
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turquito10 wrote on 13th January 2022, 05:29 PM:
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elfboy123 wrote on 13th January 2022, 05:25 PM:
why do u guys still type like ur special
thought u quit
i did but i log on forums every once in a while ion play the games, whats your point
yh i doubt anyone cares abt ur input if u only log on to ghost forums LOL
i mean you got dislikes other than me and half the ppl who log on forums now dont even play anymore, couldnt careless abt what people think abt my input
well miro logs on just to dislike almost everything and idc abt warth bc he acts like a troll most of the time cant take him serious idek why u keep replying if u log "once in a while" as u say
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13th January 2022, 07:59 PM

turquito10 wrote on 13th January 2022, 07:53 PM:
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elfboy123 wrote on 13th January 2022, 07:44 PM:
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turquito10 wrote on 13th January 2022, 07:39 PM:
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elfboy123 wrote on 13th January 2022, 07:34 PM:
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turquito10 wrote on 13th January 2022, 05:29 PM:
Quote:
elfboy123 wrote on 13th January 2022, 05:25 PM:
why do u guys still type like ur special
thought u quit
i did but i log on forums every once in a while ion play the games, whats your point
yh i doubt anyone cares abt ur input if u only log on to ghost forums LOL
i mean you got dislikes other than me and half the ppl who log on forums now dont even play anymore, couldnt careless abt what people think abt my input
well miro logs on just to dislike almost everything and idc abt warth bc he acts like a troll most of the time cant take him serious idek why u keep replying if u log "once in a while" as u say
u right idk why im entertaining this
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14th January 2022, 03:34 PM

ulmo!!!!!!!!!
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