I have figured out how to defeat Ancalagon after doing extensive research on the subject of powerful magical dragons and their weaknesses. It has nothing to do with tridents! If it did, Ulmo would have dealt with the ugly lizard long ago. It also has nothing to do with tanks, missiles, or militaries!

Here is how it works in 4 easy steps (with pictures).

1. Get a group of four close friends standing together, one of them standing at the front. They all must be united in wanting to defeat the dragon.


2. The person at the front of the group must make eye contact with the dragon. The dragon will be provoked into a staring contest.


3. Once the staring contest has begun, the person must start chanting "The strength of evil is good as none, when stands before four hearts as one." The chant must be said with more determination each time. It is essential to not blink or break eye contact with the dragon.


4. If the group has more determination than the dragon, the dragon will then turn into a lizard. The lizard will be the size of the love it had in its heart.


Congratulations, Ancalagon is now defeated!

descendants taught us how to defeat a dragon so if they lose to a dragon im blaming them for not reading this amazing post

lmao

pickleslover wrote on 11th March 2022, 12:57 PM:

descendants taught us how to defeat a dragon so if they lose to a dragon im blaming them for not reading this amazing post

descendants taught us how to be rotten to the core

as a society we are devolving