Men.
Man since the dawn of civilization has dominated all others as the dominant species in the animal kingdom.
Over time, men became less warriors, and more enjoyers of luxury.
One such man, is this magnificent middle aged bearded lad, 400 lbs, and quenching for a soft drink created by the Gods of Olympus, Mtn. Dew.
His glasses fogged from the pure rage he has delivered onto the camera, his meaty arms held backward in preparation for the bellow of air releasing from his lungs.
Even the lid of the rubbish bin is opened wide, in horror, for it cannot look upon the mighty man and his XXXL V-Neck T-Shirt.
What makes this man scream, is his life in danger? Has a murderer come into his house and threatened him? Has a spider or insect crawled into the kitchen and he is taunting the tiny tickler with his quaking feet?
Nay, none of these are the correct answer. He is in rage, because he IS RAGE. When a man like this asks for something, you do not mess around with him.

Quote:

Which of you, if your son asks for bread, will give him a stone? 10 Or if he asks for a fish, will give him a snake?

- Matthew 7:9-10
For even the Bible knows that this man does not wish for a stone, nor a snake. Nor'ven bread nor fish. He wishes for one thing, and only one thing alone.
HE WANTS HIS GODDAMN MTN DEW!

Can’t wait to read this