Queen of Vultures
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Vultures
20th August 2022, 12:03 PM
Everyone is evil except evil. Look at these facts:
Pretty much everyone has hit me, a pregnant woman, except for Amir!
No one ever asks "How are you doing Loki?" To which I would reply, NOT GOOD! The only ones who care are Amir and Doom. Amir is excited for his sons to be born and Doom takes an interest in them though I lowkey suspect he might try to kidnap them. Most everyone else just calls me fat. ITS NOT FAT! I FEEL SELF CONSCIOUS SO STOP LOOKING AT ME!! ;-;
OH and did I mention that everyone wants to kill my husband? Its very rude! Like, excuse me, I kinda need him!!
My feet always hurt but no one ever offers me a chair or anything nice to sit on. I either have to stand or sit on the floor. BOTH OPTIONS SUCK.
Also, GAMER keeps mentioning hurting my children. LIKE he said he might have to kill my sons because they are his enemies (yes, he has already decided that UNBORN BABIES are his enemies) AND he mentioned killing Raven, MY POOR DAUGHTER! SHE IS PRECIOUS. What cruel things to say to a mother!!
No one understands except Teigan and Little!!
Little said she was going to hit me for not adding her in.
Pretty much everyone has hit me, a pregnant woman, except for Amir!
- Turq hit me for sitting near the saplings on Ach To. My feet were sore, what was I supposed to do??
- Glarthir hit me for looking at Melody's tomb. Like man, she is worshiped by the vultures, I want to pay my respects.
- Nook hit me because he was mad at me for no reason!!
- Gamer attempted to murder me for tapping him with my sword that Amir forged for me.
- Gamer attempted to murder me for mentioning that I killed The Stag. The Stag had it coming!
- Eiven hits me whenever the urge strikes him.
- BasedBag attempted to murder me on Ach To for existing (this was when he was good).
- Tasha and Pic hit me whenever they log in!
- Aule forced me to fight Eiven when I didn't want to because my feet were sore. And then he mocked me for having too much love to be a sith. GTHO AULE, I DIDN'T ASK!
No one ever asks "How are you doing Loki?" To which I would reply, NOT GOOD! The only ones who care are Amir and Doom. Amir is excited for his sons to be born and Doom takes an interest in them though I lowkey suspect he might try to kidnap them. Most everyone else just calls me fat. ITS NOT FAT! I FEEL SELF CONSCIOUS SO STOP LOOKING AT ME!! ;-;
OH and did I mention that everyone wants to kill my husband? Its very rude! Like, excuse me, I kinda need him!!
My feet always hurt but no one ever offers me a chair or anything nice to sit on. I either have to stand or sit on the floor. BOTH OPTIONS SUCK.
Also, GAMER keeps mentioning hurting my children. LIKE he said he might have to kill my sons because they are his enemies (yes, he has already decided that UNBORN BABIES are his enemies) AND he mentioned killing Raven, MY POOR DAUGHTER! SHE IS PRECIOUS. What cruel things to say to a mother!!
No one understands except Teigan and Little!!
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Solaris
20th August 2022, 12:21 PM
Quote:
BasedBag attempted to murder me on Ach To for existing (this was when he was good).
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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Inferno
21st August 2022, 08:20 AM
Loki wrote on 20th August 2022, 12:03 PM:
Everyone is evil except evil. Look at these facts:
Pretty much everyone has hit me, a pregnant woman, except for Amir!
Turq hit me for sitting near the saplings on Ach To. My feet were sore, what was I supposed to do??
Glarthir hit me for looking at Melody's tomb. Like man, she is worshiped by the vultures, I want to pay my respects.
Nook hit me because he was mad at me for no reason!!
Gamer attempted to murder me for tapping him with my sword that Amir forged for me.
Gamer attempted to murder me for mentioning that I killed The Stag. The Stag had it coming!
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Eiven hits me whenever the urge strikes him.
BasedBag attempted to murder me on Ach To for existing (this was when he was good).
Tasha and Pic hit me whenever they log in!
Aule forced me to fight Eiven when I didn't want to because my feet were sore. And then he mocked me for having too much love to be a sith. GTHO AULE, I DIDN'T ASK!
No one ever asks "How are you doing Loki?" To which I would reply, NOT GOOD! The only ones who care are Amir and Doom. Amir is excited for his sons to be born and Doom takes an interest in them though I lowkey suspect he might try to kidnap them. Most everyone else just calls me fat. ITS NOT FAT! I FEEL SELF CONSCIOUS SO STOP LOOKING AT ME!! ;-;
OH and did I mention that everyone wants to kill my husband? Its very rude! Like, excuse me, I kinda need him!!
My feet always hurt but no one ever offers me a chair or anything nice to sit on. I either have to stand or sit on the floor. BOTH OPTIONS SUCK.
Also, GAMER keeps mentioning hurting my children. LIKE he said he might have to kill my sons because they are his enemies (yes, he has already decided that UNBORN BABIES are his enemies) AND he mentioned killing Raven, MY POOR DAUGHTER! SHE IS PRECIOUS. What cruel things to say to a mother!!
No one understands except Teigan and Little!!" title="" class="bbcode_smiley">
Little said she was going to hit me for not adding her in.
Pretty much everyone has hit me, a pregnant woman, except for Amir!
Turq hit me for sitting near the saplings on Ach To. My feet were sore, what was I supposed to do??
Glarthir hit me for looking at Melody's tomb. Like man, she is worshiped by the vultures, I want to pay my respects.
Nook hit me because he was mad at me for no reason!!
Gamer attempted to murder me for tapping him with my sword that Amir forged for me.
Gamer attempted to murder me for mentioning that I killed The Stag. The Stag had it coming!
" title="" class="bbcode_smiley">Eiven hits me whenever the urge strikes him.
BasedBag attempted to murder me on Ach To for existing (this was when he was good).
Tasha and Pic hit me whenever they log in!
Aule forced me to fight Eiven when I didn't want to because my feet were sore. And then he mocked me for having too much love to be a sith. GTHO AULE, I DIDN'T ASK!
No one ever asks "How are you doing Loki?" To which I would reply, NOT GOOD! The only ones who care are Amir and Doom. Amir is excited for his sons to be born and Doom takes an interest in them though I lowkey suspect he might try to kidnap them. Most everyone else just calls me fat. ITS NOT FAT! I FEEL SELF CONSCIOUS SO STOP LOOKING AT ME!! ;-;
OH and did I mention that everyone wants to kill my husband? Its very rude! Like, excuse me, I kinda need him!!
My feet always hurt but no one ever offers me a chair or anything nice to sit on. I either have to stand or sit on the floor. BOTH OPTIONS SUCK.
Also, GAMER keeps mentioning hurting my children. LIKE he said he might have to kill my sons because they are his enemies (yes, he has already decided that UNBORN BABIES are his enemies) AND he mentioned killing Raven, MY POOR DAUGHTER! SHE IS PRECIOUS. What cruel things to say to a mother!!
No one understands except Teigan and Little!!
" title="" class="bbcode_smiley">Little said she was going to hit me for not adding her in.
FUNFACT, I HAVE NEVER ONCE HIT YOU!
