13th February 2023
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CZ Live Show - Dr. Silence
Daymen
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13th February 2023, 05:07 AM
What would you ask the doctor? Leave your q's below and they can be added to the show!
Menace to Society
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13th February 2023, 06:52 AM
Eeeeh, what's up doc?
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Former MOD
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13th February 2023, 07:14 AM
Doctor Strange and Doctor Who are better.
Queen of Vultures
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13th February 2023, 10:52 AM
1. What is your favorite part of being a doctor? Please be more specific than just saying helping people.
2. I’m pure blooded vulture, why can’t I lay eggs instead of give birth?
3. Thank you for helping me give birth to my twins, I would have died without you.
4. Did you treat many children in the Nursery of Doom?
Menace to Society
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19th February 2023, 01:37 PM
Oxidize wrote on 14th February 2023, 12:48 AM:
Dwo woo know where my mwommy is? owo
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.