hallo. this is kaylinstoll1's backup account. i forgot my login, so i have this account. i am german, italian, and british. i am currently 13 years old, but my half birthday is february 24th.

never underestimate an italian.

i ship myself with Canada from Hetalia (ignore that please)

i am a forever alone tomato and proud.


my best friends include: Vibe, xSundaze, ZendayaIII, and many more (that's just to name a few)

i hope we all can be friends someday




Doitsu doitsu doitsu wa ii tokoro da yo
Chanto horyo no ore ni gohan wo kureru shi
Igirisu mitai ni mazukunai

Sooseeji chiizu suggoku oishii yo!
Inu ni totte wa tengoku sore ga doitsu

Demo doitsu-jin nande minna ikatsuino? Iatsukan de tsubusaresou da yo
Ore no haato ore kowakute namida dechau yo. neechan mo dekai yo

Biirudaru wo mainichi haretsu saseru no wa shumi nano?
Ato taigun de orenchi ni oshiyosenaide kankoukyaku ga kowasugiruno

Doitsukko wa ore yori dekakute takumashii no

Hyahhoo!


English Dub:
Germany! Germany! Germany is a really, really nice place.
Even though I'm your prisoner, you give me food,
And it doesn't suck like English food.

Sausages with cheeses always taste so good.
It'd be heaven for a dog; Yeah, that's Germany.

Tell me, how is it you Germans are so robust? You're crushing me with your intimidation.
My fragility causes me to openly weep out of fear; Your women terrify me.

Is it the normal to drink a barrel of beer and then bust it on somebody's head?
Please don't come to my place in large mobs! German tourists are scary!

Even the girls that are from Germany are more rugged than I am.

Yahoo!~

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GerIta

Oh. GerIta is my parents, as I am a GerIta child. It is heavily hinted (but not confirmed) that Germany is in fact North Italy's long-lost childhood love, Holy Roman Empire.

Germany: born on October 3rd.

Italy: born on March 17th.

Me: born on August 24th