Mirrikh

covid was created by a secret coalition of highschoolers and college students to temporarily put a halt to their stress

Mirrikh

you've never experienced joy unless you had a root beer float

Mirrikh

it appears some glowy firey guy has made me forever tilted in oldcp. I've tried drinking vinegar but the effects wont go away. Thoughts?

Mirrikh

can someone train me to be a pilot on p3d thanks I want to crash planes into buildings

best regards,
basedbag

Mirrikh

dont worry guys, im pretty sure steiner will counterattack and revive oldcp

(that was a downfall joke idk if anyone is gonna get it)

Mirrikh

my mom has covid so this thanksgiving will be interesting to say the least

Mirrikh

replace your video game addiction with another video game addiction!

Mirrikh

pringles are SUPERIOR to the POOPY LAYS CHIPS. THIS IS FACT!

Mirrikh

drinking off-brand polish soda rn

Mirrikh

war crimes update to p3d when

Mirrikh

you ever start craving mcdonalds fries? no burgers. no mcnuggets. just their fries. god damn.

Mirrikh

you guys ever go "aight imma start my work" after procrastinating but when you do your work you start procrastinating, so essentially you end up doing what could have been done in half an hour to an hour.. in like 3 hours

Mirrikh

chance cards are basically the chinese social credit of oldcp

Mirrikh

dsghq try not to have pointless drama challenge (99.9% fail)

Mirrikh

if you're eating mint ice cream.. the kind without any chocolate chips in it.. and you had the option to get the chocolate chip one and you didn't..

you just have criminal behavior...

Mirrikh

the 90s was good but not for Yugoslavia

Mirrikh

just got kfc

Mirrikh

i had so much candy im gonna throw up but it was worth it