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sarah
18th December 2018
who even was i 3 years ago
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sarah
9th March 2016
what do french people call a really bad thursday? a trajeudi
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sarah
29th February 2016
you wanna know whats intense? camping
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sarah
7th February 2016
my friend was cold so i told her to stand in a corner. corners are 90 degrees
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sarah
30th January 2016
a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. its a shitzu
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sarah
23rd January 2016
what do you call a message sent by a girl? a feMAIL
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sarah
21st January 2016
what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises? it becomes daytrogen
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sarah
9th November 2015
why'd the fish have a bad report card? All of his grades were under 'C'
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sarah
31st October 2015
what do you call a pile of cats? a meowtain
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sarah
17th October 2015
whats the difference between my pizza and my pizza jokes? my pizza jokes cant be topped
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sarah
6th October 2015
i had jokes about unemployed workers but they didnt work
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sarah
26th September 2015
what is it called when you steal someones coffee? mugging
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sarah
23rd September 2015
5/4 of people admit that theyre bad with fractions
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sarah
19th September 2015
do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts?
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sarah
11th September 2015
how do you organize a space party? you planet
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sarah
5th September 2015
what u.s. state has the smallest soft drinks? minisoda
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sarah
29th August 2015
what kind of shoes does a thief wear? sneakers
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sarah
22nd August 2015
where can you buy a boyfriend? on eBAE
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sarah
15th August 2015
macklemore buys out walmart: macklestore
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sarah
7th August 2015
i dont trust stairs... theyre always up to something