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Posted in Rap Contest • 25th June 2015, 07:03 PM

animal33 wrote on 25th June 2015 06:27 PM:
NinjitsuSir said on 25th June 2015 12:31 PM:
animal33 said on 25th June 2015 10:26 AM:
Yea I might be nuts but you ain't getting deez nuts, and somehow you went insane, there's something wrong with your brain! I thought this was a rap battle, not a coin flipping game.

How was that?


We have a kid who knows how to rhyme, you're worth my time. My rhymes will explode your brain, before you go insane. Call me a Great Dane, call you a little chiwawa who want's to see it's papa and it's mama. You're trash, you might as well go burn yourself to ash. I'm not done yet, the battle ain't set. Posting here was a mistake, now go eat some cereal while I enjoy a juicy stake.



Let me start by saying, stakes are wood, you're so degrading. I believe the meat spelled "steak." yes I am a genius, don't hate. Looks like this Great Dane is just chihuahua bait.

Alright there grammar Nazi, I'm still better than you can you not see? You're just another kid trying to act OP. Your friend already lost what makes you think you can do better? I'll cut you up and eat you like a piece of Cheddar. I'm not here to hate, but it's people who don't know their place that I can't take. Your rhymes are so bad it's obvious you don't know what make, but stepping up to me you're only MAKING a big mistake.
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Posted in Rap Contest • 25th June 2015, 01:59 PM

iMoose wrote on 25th June 2015 01:58 PM:
NinjitsuSir said on 25th June 2015 01:55 PM:
You give up? You can't step up? I already know, you're some peaceful kid so slow. My rhymes sever like how I cut off your toe. I was a bomb ready to blow you were the fuse, in case you're confused you ignited the flame within this rap game. I'm claiming this, I don't even want the gold, I'm that cold. I should have known there wouldn't be any good raps. I can't stand these kids who talk the talk but can't walk the walk. I got a demon on yo trail call it a stalk. You ain't mean, you're lean. Weak and thin while I'm cutting you for the win.

Forget the gold, I'm the best. I can't be sold or told.


Okay, enough being mean. You won. Nice raps

That was so much fun man. I haven't enjoyed rapping in YEARS. Sick man, you're chill.
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Posted in Rap Contest • 25th June 2015, 01:55 PM

You give up? You can't step up? I already know, you're some peaceful kid so slow. My rhymes sever like how I cut off your toe. I was a bomb ready to blow you were the fuse, in case you're confused you ignited the flame within this rap game. I'm claiming this, I don't even want the gold, I'm that cold. I should have known there wouldn't be any good raps. I can't stand these kids who talk the talk but can't walk the walk. I got a demon on yo trail call it a stalk. You ain't mean, you're lean. Weak and thin while I'm cutting you for the win.

Forget the gold, I'm the best. I can't be sold or told.
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Posted in Rap Contest • 25th June 2015, 01:36 PM

iMoose wrote on 25th June 2015 01:24 PM:
NinjitsuSir said on 25th June 2015 01:15 PM:
iMoose said on 25th June 2015 12:59 PM:
Ninjitsu, Sir, you think you are the best, Your crap being produced can go and take rest , i dont hate you, but i hate to, quick-time overrate you, rest in your nest because you ain't the best. yo mama and papa can go clappa-clappa because your crap you make is just all fake you probably got that off the internet, or maybe even your mom's Pinterest. so shut up stop making that crap go take a nap everybody knows you should settle down get outta my way i can shove your throat with hay so nudge off or I'll make your mom and I's fudge off go off and it won't be nice so shut that yap you think its a rap ...


-Moose

NinjitsuSirMLG you going down.


You're trying to cut I won't stop till I hold your gut in my hand. Welcome to your funeral. I'm not a bird I ain't got no nest so I ain't gotta rest. You're a moose that in real life looks like a goose. You think you can step to me? Boy I'll have you drinking my Pee. "The crap I produced" Is better than anything you've ever done in your life you should die, while I relax and cut you down while I make a pie, call it a roast pie because you're being burned until you die. You're nothing in my eye, I spy with my little eye a weak fool who should drown in a pool. Come on boy, you want a fight you can't even put down your baby toy. You don't know what you're playing with, I'm your father call me the sith. So sit down son I ain't even done. I'm from the streets of rap you from the streets of crap. Which explains the house you life in, you so weak and broke it should be a sin.

I'll end you. -Ninjitsu Sir


Nice try little guy, but I won't stop either. The pee I would be drinking is just me I would be thinking. Why would I sit down, you wanna go sit down? My pleasure, sit down all you want. You can sit down, pretend to be a clown, but there's no reason to go down, you are already a clown infront of all the gowns nobody likes you so eat my crap just kidding no reason to tell ya to eat my stuff because you weak little cream puff already eating it - you watch Smosh, you ain't got no posh, so eat my crap the streets i grew up on were the meets i crapped up on and i might've messed up but then i confessed up you little weak liar you can't set out a fire when i am rapping you sit back relaxing, I can't even stop i can make this go on forever, the crap you do is not even a sliver any better, you drink my pee while you call your dad "Lee", my mom is even better than the rap you make you think is better, so step down from the throne, of course Moose will own, all that ownin' makes me tired i wanna give up the position, but to get the position you must eat my conditions, those conditions are rappin' better than yo mama but that ain't possible coz yo mama like yo papa. Step down from yo' chair, it wasn't even yours, because all those fours are just pores. you have so much dirty pores, the gals al be like "Ew" while when they look at me they be like "Ooh lets get the kill!" so sit back down, chillax, you got nothing to compete with, because your ol' competer just killed out all your Demeter. you can't even rap, all you make is that fat crap so just sit back and relax while i kill you lax (lacrosee) you can't even poop without your mama singing 'ally oop!' you can't even pee your dad is not lean all he is is fat like his son, who adores his father's buns so sit back and just pack to go all the way to Paris cause you are just gonna get embarrassed...

-Moose

You're 10 years old your rhymes suck like mold. You're in diapers trying to step up to a real man while you're young enough to get taken by an old man in a van. I don't think you understand what you're going against. I'm already cutting you down, your mother is the clown for helping make you. You shouldn't even exist you're as thin and useless as a mist. You're not gonna remember me killing you, call it a daze, I'm gonna take a drink while I kill you it's called Purple Haze. You think your life is so hard when your parents give you everything you own, I had to work on my own. I'm in my zone, I'm going to break you. So, Daniel you're in the Lion's Den, you're gonna have to meditate on this call it Zen. Calling me little guy you're a 10 year old outcast, you shouldn't be standing up to me you should be shy. This outcast is gonna get shot by my rhymes, call it a blast, I don't know how long he'll last. 10 year olds shouldn't be battling against a God, they should be eating Doritos playing Cod. Speaking of which you're never going to get mod. You don't even have any meaning, my rhymes are diamond and gleaming. Yours are dirty and without meaning. How long did it take you to write back? About 10 minutes because your little hands are slow and can't attack? You're the type of guy to hide behind your parents, apparently you haven't battled against a real G, a normal person would know when a battle is over, it's obvious you don't I ran you over like a Range Rover. Come on kid, write back, I'll attack. Again and again you don't wanna step to me and my men. You're the failure of this gen(eration) you disgrace all the true rappers, we call you crappers. You can't say anything to me boy, who wrote these rhymes for you your toy? You can't make this last forever, because I'm gonna cut off your head call it sever. You won't recover from this, ever.

-Ninjitsu Sir Noob Killer.
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Posted in Rap Contest • 25th June 2015, 01:15 PM

iMoose wrote on 25th June 2015 12:59 PM:
Ninjitsu, Sir, you think you are the best, Your crap being produced can go and take rest , i dont hate you, but i hate to, quick-time overrate you, rest in your nest because you ain't the best. yo mama and papa can go clappa-clappa because your crap you make is just all fake you probably got that off the internet, or maybe even your mom's Pinterest. so shut up stop making that crap go take a nap everybody knows you should settle down get outta my way i can shove your throat with hay so nudge off or I'll make your mom and I's fudge off go off and it won't be nice so shut that yap you think its a rap ...


-Moose

NinjitsuSirMLG you going down.

You're trying to cut I won't stop till I hold your gut in my hand. Welcome to your funeral. I'm not a bird I ain't got no nest so I ain't gotta rest. You're a moose that in real life looks like a goose. You think you can step to me? Boy I'll have you drinking my Pee. "The crap I produced" Is better than anything you've ever done in your life you should die, while I relax and cut you down while I make a pie, call it a roast pie because you're being burned until you die. You're nothing in my eye, I spy with my little eye a weak fool who should drown in a pool. Come on boy, you want a fight you can't even put down your baby toy. You don't know what you're playing with, I'm your father call me the sith. So sit down son I ain't even done. I'm from the streets of rap you from the streets of crap. Which explains the house you life in, you so weak and broke it should be a sin.

I'll end you. -Ninjitsu Sir
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Posted in Rap Contest • 25th June 2015, 12:38 PM

Lily The Tiger wrote on 25th June 2015 12:31 PM:
Sir Sriram Spike said on 25th June 2015 09:24 AM:
This a Match against Me but you guys Have to Verse me Alright the Winner Gets All My Gold

Okay let's start My rap : Look mate I don't want to waste Your Time cos you Think your all Gangster ARE YOU NUTS?


Mate your flipping crazy, being really lazy, picking my all my daisies. Will you ever stop, chopping all those blocks, going tick tock like the clocks. Sitting here your going red mabye your gonna eat some bread here i am slapping your head. My name is lily, the girl of rapping i say, yeah, making all the raps that have the app, i say you should take some naps.

O.O

I dont think this is very good lol

- Lily

Get out of my way, you weak you can't play. I got a lot of things to say in my head. Let's start with the raps to make you dead. I didn't understand a single thing in weak rap, my rhymes will stick with you call it tree sap. You say you the girl of rapping? That's a good one, you ain't no Niki Minaji, my raps will send you to another world call it a mirage, my rhymes don't stop call it a barrage. Lily, you silly. You can't step up the plate or find a date. You should take a nap, you can't rap all you do is spit crap.
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Posted in Rap Contest • 25th June 2015, 12:31 PM

Let me start of by saying, you're all trash, Imma end this "rap battle" in a flash, let me start by killing each of you fools.
Sir Sriram Spike wrote on 25th June 2015 09:24 AM:
This a Match against Me but you guys Have to Verse me Alright the Winner Gets All My Gold

Okay let's start My rap : Look mate I don't want to waste Your Time cos you Think your all Gangster ARE YOU NUTS?

You're the worst knight, you ain't tight, you wack, you as small as a thumb tack little boy, get offline and play with a toy. Your moods are meaningless, like your life, while mine is filled with strife. I'm the OG, you the kid on the block about to get a shock from my rocking rhymes. I'm socking you mocking you killing you wasting you.
Snev wrote on 25th June 2015 09:54 AM:
Why to put it simply you are wasting my time, and i'm gangster because i'm facing jabba the hut!

(Dont be offended, thats all i could think of that rhymes that fit.)

Better than the last kid, but you still look like that science kid sid. I didn't even feel a rhyme, that wasn't worth my time or a dime, I know how to bust a rhyme get off my throne i'm throwing you around like a cyclone.
Cylume wrote on 25th June 2015 10:04 AM:
To put it this way, I think you're going crazy. I'm a gangsta and you all should be fearing my beats.
Meh, I tried.
- Choc

Just. Stop. I don't hear any beats, to me you're minced meat, I'm cutting you up you gonna cry if we meet. I'll go easy on you call it a treat. I'll feel bad cutting up a girl who's profile pic makes me want to hurl.
animal33 wrote on 25th June 2015 10:26 AM:
Yea I might be nuts but you ain't getting deez nuts, and somehow you went insane, there's something wrong with your brain! I thought this was a rap battle, not a coin flipping game.

How was that?

We have a kid who knows how to rhyme, you're worth my time. My rhymes will explode your brain, before you go insane. Call me a Great Dane, call you a little chiwawa who want's to see it's papa and it's mama. You're trash, you might as well go burn yourself to ash. I'm not done yet, the battle ain't set. Posting here was a mistake, now go eat some cereal while I enjoy a juicy stake.
iMoose wrote on 25th June 2015 12:02 PM:
Yestarday, you could count on your mind talkin that
yeah, I aint got nuttin ta lose
Everythin a game I'ma hit 'em show 'em,
I got beep I was with put stitches in
Yo mouth what are you doin robbin
it's dark, I do this thing
Because they heard I done lost some of my guys
rich guys and anybody that look suspicious
What I wanna know what we movin on
Up, and jd neptunes, they undo
Zippers, and murderer that nugget what you know I aint
Stopping till my clip is empty I'm simply not
That nacho all up in the middle they
Way she make it fast don't slow me down then

Random Angry Rap
Sprayed I played the music loud so grandpa
Called me a nuisance and grandma, who hotta than
Me aiight feel me yo I give
You all that shazhe, not the same
Jail he had a dream nuggetz got me feelin' like
A damn explosure I'm off the block,
I stay with some guerilla nuggetz minimum wage ain't
Gonna sit there and if not it's
Like a nympho, the pcp got
'em thinkin' they mine bust off then tell 'em lights
Off it's about ta get ugly she wanna flip
Threaten to run or was he outside
On the beach feed me strawberriez n
Kiwi shawty say she like me at tha shop,
I won't touch ya I'll pass cause I'm the general
Salute me soldier shawty you don't think,...
while I enjoy a juicy stake.

Not bad, but you're mad. You think you can step up to me? You can't touch a real OG. "Un-offcial DSGHQ staff" yeah that's all you're gonna get, this match wasn't well met. Putting pro against a child who's vocabulary is very mild. "Angry rap" More like original crap. You can't be Eminem or Slim Shady, you crazy. You wasted space writing that "rap" *crap* as soon as I saw you, I knew I had you in a trap. I ain't finished yet I'm cutting you around the clock you Eminem mock. We know you're bad I'm the best, I'm sitting on my brother God's lap roasting you, call it incest. Imma cut you down until you frown and claim my rapping crown. Oh wait I've already won, I'm the rap choosen one.

-Ninjitsu Sir, MLG rapper.
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Posted in Imperial Knight Application • 23rd June 2015, 02:03 PM

Good luck on knight. Not a bad application.
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Posted in Knight Application-NinjitsuSir • 17th June 2015, 08:36 PM

Everybody is posting their age, so I figured I should do it too?

Age: 14, turning 15 on July 13th
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Posted in Trial of Sir Matthew Warlord DSGHQ • 16th June 2015, 09:49 PM

Matthewvacc wrote on 16th June 2015 08:04 PM:
Cheep said on 16th June 2015 07:59 PM:
NinjitsuSir said on 16th June 2015 07:47 PM:
You need to call me up to the stand, I demand it. Matthew was with me when all of this happened, he didn't do it. I'll be at the trial.

You know, that is a lie actually. He even admitted to it but claims it was an 'accident' that is the reason for this trial.


I talked to Ninji right after it happened, he knows the truth. He seemed like the only person I could trust

Listen, I got you. I'm not gonna let anything happen to you.
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Posted in Trial of Sir Matthew Warlord DSGHQ • 16th June 2015, 07:47 PM

You need to call me up to the stand, I demand it. Matthew was with me when all of this happened, he didn't do it. I'll be at the trial.
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Posted in Imperial knight application • 16th June 2015, 07:21 PM

jw. I'm in the armies too, honestly, we're used to being hacked if we give out any personal information within the army community. Take a look at my application and base it off of that. jw5496, just because you're in the armies doesn't guarantee you a job, trust me, I tried.
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Posted in LeoRPG Beta Application • 16th June 2015, 01:06 AM

Even though we don't see eye to eye, we can agree that this is a good application. You got it under wraps I suppose.
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Posted in Stalker in Oldcp? • 14th June 2015, 01:35 PM

Ohhhh I was talking about somebody else. Did not know we were referencing to the "hacker". I'm sure he has his reasons too!
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Posted in Stalker in Oldcp? • 14th June 2015, 01:25 PM

I'm laughing so hard right now. He isn't a stalker, and we're all calling him out right now lol. Don't forget, people get bored too, maybe he's just lonely and needs a friend who knows? Instead of calling him out, we should give him the love and support he wants, the love and support that he "stalks" for.
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