OMG, FINALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT,
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE ON EARTH WHO KNEW THAT,
I WAS SITTING TOO, THINKING, Wait.. I won't live forever.. All My Joy will be gone.. What will I do..?
Btw, You meant, Minute*.

Hi Everyone! i was wondering what everyone was going as for halloween irl this year im going as the nightgaurd in fnaf!

You know when people make quotes on your posts and discussions? And sometimes people have pics, and signatures and lists of their bestos under the quote? How do you do that.

Hello,
Do ANY of you remember when, At least a week ago or on the weekends, There was something that popped up, I think it said "Fatty is not a blackhawk" ( I think it said that)
So..
Bonwe said he saw a dead body in the forest beginning with "F", So, That's what..
People Think "Fatty" was the dead body..

Thank You!

Hey guys! Took some photos with our model Beckkyyy. Just a few ideas on what it's like to be inside plz come down check it out! If were not there at any time don't hesitate to ask a mod to goto me and Ill either come to the spa or schedule an app with u

Detective Application

Hello,Mal here.Today I will be applying for the In-Game rank of DSGHQ Detective.It has always been my dream to be a Detective.I thought it was time to apply.I am 10 years.I joined June 20th,2015.

Experience

Well,I've been on the forums for several months originally.I am a FORMER War Knight (demoted).A current Party Guard.I have 568 total rep on my main account with 433 posts probably cause i used to spam..I believe I am also a trusted user of DSGHQ.I am a former gun and sword user.I was also a Game of Mods finalist.That's basically all my experience.

Reasons to Employ

I've always been that one curious kid.I always want to know the answer.I won't stop until I find that answer,no matter how long it takes.I realize how much DSGHQ History you can study when your a detective,I am willing to do that.I personally love History.I like reading the DSGHQ History and characters such as moderators,admins,and normal users.I also like mysteries and crimes.I've always just been interested in crimes.I would do all the research it takes.Witnesses,suspects,victims,everything.

That was my In-Game Detective application.I hope you enjoyed it.If you liked it,or disliked it.Tell me what I could improve in please.Until next time,

~Mal~

Hey everyone!! You might have seen either mine, or Arona's posts on xat about a spa overhead the coffee shop, and you might be thinking, what the hell? a spa over the coffee shop? Weird!
Well, maybe a month before I quit, me and a mate of mine had a brainstorm to open a spa in the book room. Of course anyone who didn't want the spa would still be free to do what they like up there. But we thought it a great oppourtunity to bring both popularity and custom towards the coffee shop. We bring people in, they see the signs for the spa and think, wow! This is great! They go up, get whatever treatments they like for a brilliant price, and on their way down, they'll find themselves in the coffee shop. We hope the sweet smell of caffeine will get the better of them and make them want to get a coffee and relax. I hope you all support me and my friend's idea of re-opening the spa and we would appreciate any other ideas. We have already started thinking of other activates to hold up there. Like a noob club for new people, a pookie club where you can bring your pookies like a daycare, book club, comps for outfits, etc. We hope this brightens up the town in oldcp and attracts newcomers. We will post daily/weekly on forums to let you know the rough lay out for this week.
~Thanks, Lola Patell (find me on oldcp xLolaPatellx)

Hi guys I thought it would be a cool idea to suggest something called "a forums welcoming bot".

What is "a forums welcoming bot"?
A forums welcoming bot is basically what it says for the name. This will be a cool thing where you will get a cool, welcoming message on whats going on, on forums and how to do things on forums.

How is this used?
This is used to Make people who are new to the forums feel welcomed by Sending you a message on the top right about what to do on forums, how to do things and What is the point of Forums. This will boost new peoples confidence on the Dsghq/forums community and make them feel welcomed.

Why make this a suggestion?
I thought it would be nice to make a suggestion on welcoming new players to forums.

I hope you think this is a nice suggestion. If you think it is short, then its mainly because its simple to understand this suggestion.. Lol

~Sir Ollo

Savveh said on 27th October 2015 05:22 PM:
Thank you for telling me that I am amazing


No she said I am amazing not you!

Hashir said on 27th October 2015 06:13 PM:
Damen Drake said on 27th October 2015 06:06 PM:
Savveh said on 27th October 2015 05:22 PM:
Thank you for telling me that I am amazing


No she said I am amazing not you!

Wrong.. she said I am amazing!


You also misread, ISH ME

Damen Drake said on 27th October 2015 06:06 PM:
Savveh said on 27th October 2015 05:22 PM:
Thank you for telling me that I am amazing


No she said I am amazing not you!


You misread that, she said it was ME c:

Here are some random jokes and riddles


1. What do you call a seagull by the bay?

Answer: A bay-gull (get it, bagel)

2. Why can't animals take a test?

Answer: because there's cheetahs (cheaters)

3. Teacher: "Who ever stands up is stupid."
* no one stands up *
Teacher: "Who ever stands up is STUPID."
* Little Johnny stands up *
Teacher: "Johnny, you really think you're that stupid?"
Little Johnny: "no Mrs, I just thought you would be lonely being the only one standing."

4.Teacher: "Who ever answers the next question can go home."
*boy throws lunch out window*
Teacher: "Who threw that?"
Boy: "Me and I'm going home."

5. A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.
He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked...
"Then why did you eat him?"

6. A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!' The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you?You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'

I did not make up ALL of these jokes, I can only take credit for two of them.

Hi you guys!

Do you ever just want to quit your life, and begin a completely new, non-cringeworthy life? (aka the monday morning tragedy) Because that's how I currently feel.


Introduction
Snce I'm introducing you to this series, I thought I'd make a post dedicated to my hatred towards introductions. I first will make it abundantly clear that if you like introductions, awesome, this is just how I personally feel.
So let's get started!


All right, so, why do I feel like quitting life? Well, I realized that I've wasted a large majority of it associating myself with introductions. Y'know, reading introductions. And then one day, while reading an introduction, I just went complete batcrazy.


Like, there's a short and sweet title, only to be followed up by a long, excruciating introduction, which is basically a long title. When I begin reading the introduction, I'm like this:

And by the time I get to just the MIDDLE, it feels like I'm already like this:


And by the time I get to the end of the introduction, I have died from old age and have rotted.


Introductions aren't ALWAYS long, but for the mass majority of the time, they are beyoooond long.
adios amergos <4

Once long ago before Damen was born was an old rule called Orca.She lived In a glorious palace forever a widow.She ruled her kingdom very well she treat everyone like they were her son or daughter.One night in her bedroom She could see black smoke coming out of an old unworking genies lamp.

A evil soul came out.Its eyes as red as the blood running through your veins."Atlast.You will fall...down below." It says and in one moment it vanishes like a bug that had been crushed and flew away as you know it.The Ruler was scared she warned every villager to watch out for this evil soul and the curse it has put on the Kingdom.But no one listened to her they thought she was crazy.

Then on October 31st all the clouds were as dark as the evil soul's smoke.The Ruler was knitting a lovely scarf until Orca realizes a Giant Rumble in the whole kingdom and before you know it collapsed like someone kicking a sandcastle over.

They say...Under the Kingdom of the DSGHQ lies beneath the wreckage of the old kingdom with Orca's Corpse unfound.They also say at midnight on Halloween (31st October)She haunts the very Castle of the DSGHQ sitting there...finishing the knitting of her scarf...

Hope you enjoyed!

-Rigby
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

I'm not popular, But I have nice friends. I'm not rich, but I have what I need. I may not be like, but I know I am loved

Hi! I've been thinking the other day.. Like.. lots of people play agar.io.. There could be a jr called /jr agar. The background would be a screenshot from agar.io

Thanks!