Hi! This Is Tomatoe's Knight Application.. Let's Start!

Age: 11
Born: 18th of August, 2004

Why Do I Want To become An Imperial Knight?
I Want This Rank Because I would, with all my heart, try my best to keep oldcp safe.
I Wanted This Rank This Year in May, When Milkshake was a Knight, she told me how to become a knight when I was new. Now, from May, I was willing to become an Imperial Knight.

Timezone
EST

How Much Are you Active?
I'm Active "everyday" and "all" day, since I'm training to become an Imperial Knight.

Commands
/arrest (any username here)
/release (any username here)
/sendto (any username here + room ID)

What To Do
Are You Allowed To Take Your Armour Off? No, You'll Get Demoted.
How Do I Block a Sword? Space Bar
If someone asks to become Imperial Knight say You Have To Earn It and Tell them How.
How Am I Meant to Pull my sword Out? Shift + F
If someone has a gun, I get the users into another room "quickly" and then arrest the player.

Arresting
If you see someone spamming or being inappropriate, you must arrest them, but arrest the spammer only if he doesn't stop.

Thank You For reading my Application!
I have made it very special this time, as last time my application was very good.

Warning! Humpers in Oldcp!!

Link to the pic: http://prntscr.com/8w6q8c

Reported by LunaCake

I think that there should be a feature where you can transform into a puffle in OldCP but it has to be either part of a prize for challenges or awards etc. or for a range of gold like (7000 gold).
You could use the Club Penguin's new puffles (cat, dog, dinosaur, rainbow, gold) or change the hex code.

Hello everyone. I made up this game. Its called the funniest joke of the week. If someone wants to they can comment the funniest joke they know. I will keep on checking this duiscussion to see the comments. When i find the funniest joke. I will make another post of what joke is selected to be the funniest joke of the week. Hope you are ready with some funny jokes!

I just met these two marvellous ladies who ran a spa in a coffee shop! rather bizarre
apologies girls if i didnt get to post ur picture because i ran out of megabytes on my computer

Thank you for telling me that I am amazing

This is what happens when you hold a grudge, Timmy isn't feeling so tough is he now?

Hey guys!

I have decided to make a new series on my channel called "Full Igloo" a parody of "Full House"


Description



A family of 6 is learning more about life each day. They go on crazy adventures and are on big happy family.

Genre: Comedy

Where is it recorded at?: Oldcp


We need a few cast members. I will host tryouts on Nov. 6th, 2015 at 5pm. Pm me if you want to tryout.

You can tryout to be...



Jeffery: The Goofy Uncle
Jagger: The Rock Star Uncle, likes Elvis Beaksly
Bob: Father of the three children, Michelle, Dawn, and Molly. Likes to clean.
Molly: Older sister, Very fun person.
Dawn: Middle sister, Funny girl
Michelle: The Baby, likes to giggle.
Pam: Mother of three children, Michelle, Dawn, and Molly. Sister of Jagger, ONLY IN ONE EPISODE.

If you don't make it, we might make you a guest star to be in an episode!


New Episode every week.

Trailer will come out on Nov. 13th, 2015.

Pilot Episode release: Jan. 13th, 2016.


You can also tryout to be a writer! Show me what you got at tryouts!


Cya at tryouts!

Swagical: Hey guys, let's try to get the story of Comet more views eh? This is for fun guys, for your entertainment. Link Here http://forums.damenspike.com/view/51799/

Comet Dragonfly Vs The Forces Of Evil By Swagical Comet: *narrating* Far, far away, in a magical land called Mewni, lived a prince – Comet Dragonfly.
*Cut to interior shot of castle, on a portrait of Comet Dragonfly, King Dragonfly, and Queen Dragonfly.*
Comet: Walks down afraid to trip!
*Comet Dragonfly Walks down and falls and trips and falls on portrait of family. He rips through it as he stands up, and the chandelier tilts*
Comet: *narrating* Some people have called me shy and boring just because...
*Cut to interior of a cave, where Comet fights monsters and then screams like an 8 year old girl.*
Comet: *narrating* ...I'm a bit more mature than others...
*Cut to shot of Comet reading book on spell magic*
Comet: *narrating* ...and I like books.
*Comet Horse comes out of nowhere knocking down Comet, and the Horse eats Comet's hair.*
Comet: Aaaaahh!
*Comet rides the unicorn through Mewni, scaring some of the civilians.*
Comet: *narrating* I like peace and quiet! And I'm about to have a whole lot more because today is my 12th birthday! And according to tradition, my mom the queen has to bestow upon me our greatest family heirloom: the royal magic wand!
*King and Queen Dragonfly wait for Cometin the throne room. The audience looks to the doors. Just before the guards open them, Comet and the unicorn crash through, scaring the audience. As the unicorn crashes through the rear wall, Comet fall off and lands on his face by his parents.*
Comet: *panting with fear*
King Dragonfly: Now, Comet, this wand is a big responsibility. If it falls into the hands of evil forces, the universe could be destroyed.
Comet: *yeah... I know mom*
*Comet takes the wand from King Dragonfly, and it magically changes from a royal scepter form to a light purple form with white wings.*
Comet: *woah* Don't worry, Dad. I can handle it.
*Smash cut to Comet looking distressed outside Mewni. Behind him, Mewni is on fire and its civilians are screaming in terror. Comet slowly shuffles off-screen. At the castle, King and Queen Dragonfly and Glossaryck observe through binoculars.*
King and Queen Dragonfly: He can't handle it.
*Cut to shot of a manticore-drawn carriage. The camera pans over to Comet pleading to his parents.*
Comet: Nooooo! I can be good. Please! Don't send me to St. Olaf's Reform School for Wayward Princes!
*Thunder strikes. Cut to shot of Comet being sent to St. Olaf's Reform School on a conveyor belt while screaming. Cut back to Comet still screaming while clinging to his father's shirt.*
Queen Dragonfly: Comet, we're not sending you there.
Comet: Oh!
King Dragonfly: ...Yet.
Queen Dragonfly: We're sending you to train in a safer dimension. A place called Earth.
Comet: Earth?
*King Dragonfly pushes Comet toward the carriage as he wails.*
Queen Dragonfly: Sheila, open the portal.
*Sheila uses a pair of dimensional scissors to open a portal. The carriage moves through it as Comet looks forlorn.*
Comet: *sighs* Goodbye, Mewni.
*Buff Frog appears from behind a bush.*
Buff Frog: *laughing evilly*
*Cut to exterior shot of Echo Creek Academy. A teenager takes a photo of one of the manticores with his smartphone. The manticore roars at him, and he runs away. Inside Principal Skeeves' office, King and Queen Dragonfly talk with the principal.*
Skeeves: So you say you're from another dimension.
*The office lights flicker on and off and then breaks off. The king, queen, and principal look to Comet, who's toying with the light switch.*
Comet: Wow, Earth is so fascinating!
Skeeves: Yeah... This isn't gonna work.
*Queen Dragonfly presents a chest of riches, and dollar signs appear in Skeeves' eyes.*
Skeeves: He is gonna love it here!
*Comet sweats with fear hoping to not go.*
Queen Dragonfly: He's going to need a guide.
*Cut to Marcia Diaz in a classroom.*
Skeeves: *on P.A. system* Marcia Diaz, to the principal's office. Marcia Diaz, to the principal's office.
Marcia Diaz: *smiles* Oooooh... I don't have to be in this boring old class, I guess everyone who has to stay in this dungeon" must be feeling pretty angry right about now.
Mr Skullnick: *clipping his toenails*
Marcia: Thanks Mr Skullnick!
Skullnick: Would you just go already?!
Marcia: *okay!*
*Marcia slowly shuffles out of the room. Cut to Principal Skeeves and Comet Dragonfly outside the principal's office. Marcia shortly walks and with a smile on her face!*
Skeeves: Marcia! I want you to meet our new foreign exchange student – Comet Dragonfly.
*Comet presses the button on a water fountain. When a spout of water appears, he backs away in fear and screams out water bad!.*
Marcia: Huh?
Skeeves: I need a responsible, never-take-chances type to keep an eye on him, and who better than you, the uhh, why did I call you again? Marcia: What?! No-no-no-no! I am completely wrong for this. I'm a misunderstood bad girl.
Skeeves: *pinches Marcia's cheek* You're adorable! Now I'm off to the ice cream shop. Momma’s getting all 52 flavors! *walks off-screen*
*Camera pans over to Comet trying to eat the water fountain. Later, Marcia shows Comet around the school. They pass by several students in the background.*
Comet: Thanks for showing me around, but I don't need help.
Marcia: Well, get used to this place because once the bullies come by, you're gonna need help.
Comet: Ohhh... The bullies, we have those where I am.
Marcia: Look, I can tell you are one of those nerds, no offense, and I think you're gonna need a bodyguard like me.
Comet: I see, but I'm not nerdy Marcia, I'm just different.
Marcia: I don't know where people get the idea they think they can bully people! Oh, watch your step. Beaten up nerd on the floor.
Comet: *gasps*
Marcia: It's ridiculous! *closes an open locker* Careful. You look like a doofus, and you're labeled for life! Oop. Broken glass. Frankly, I hate bullies and would welcome a little danger in my life.
*Comet uses his magic wand to turn a dragonfly into a screeching monster by accident. It picks up a nearby student and flies away as the student screams in terror.*
Marcia: What the heck was that?!
Comet: Oops. Heh. I thought you wanted a little danger.
Marcia: *looks at Comet and smirks* You're not so bad.
Comet: I don't usually do that!
*Comet makes a rainbow with his wand, and several creatures appear around him. The rainbow suddenly bursts into flames, and the creatures run away.* *Marcia looks stunned.*
Marcia: Well, that brings us to the end of our tour. See you tomorrow.
Comet: *waving goodbye* Bye, new friend! See you Tomorrow! Bye! Bye, new friend! See you later!
*Marcia walk looking back at Comet smiling. Scene fades to black. Fade in on the Diaz Household as Marcia walks up. Mr. Diaz and Mrs. Diaz are heard laughing as Marcia enters the house. She looks shocked and happy.*
Mr. Diaz: Oh, Marcia! Come meet the new foreign exchange student who's gonna be living with us!
Marcia: Wha...? W-Wha...?
Comet: What?! I had no idea these were your parents! I just assumed everyone on Earth had the last name "Diaz"!
Mr. Diaz: Won't it be nice to have Comet's maturity, polite personality around the house?
*Marcia and Comet look toward the camera.*
Marcia: We could've gotten that from a cat but this is even better!
Comet: *gasps* I... love... cats
*Comet uses his magic to produce a litter of 8 cute kittens.*
Laser puppies: *meowing*
Mr. and Mrs. Diaz: Awww...
*The puppies start shooting lasers from their eyes, to everyone's surprise. Their lasers knock over a lamp and shoot a hole through Marcia's face in a Diaz family photo. Marcia looks at Comet with excitement.*
Comet: Oh. Hehehe... Sorry, I don't know magic very well.
Mrs. Diaz: *chuckling, picks up a cat* Well, they are really cute. *laughing*
*The puppy shoots a laser at Mrs. Diaz's right eye.*
Mrs. Diaz: Ay! My eye! *laughing*
Mr. Diaz: Marcia, why don't you show Comet his new room?
Comet: I have a room, oh cool!
*Comet runs upstairs. Marcia drags his luggage up the stairs, and the kittens follow. Camera zooms out to show Buff Frog observing Comet from a tree branch.*
Buff Frog: *laughing evilly*
*She uses dimensional scissors to jump to another dimension. Cut to exterior shot of Ludo's Castle. Inside, Buff Frog jumps out of the portal and salutes and croaks.*
Buff Frog: Ludo, master, I've tracked down Comet Dragonfly. They've hidden him in the Earth dimension. Unguarded.
*Behind the throne, a pair of yellow eyes are seen.*
Ludo: *laughing evilly*
*The throne turns around to reveal Ludo's diminutive size.*
Ludo: Excellent work, Buff Frog. I knew they couldn't hide that royal wimp from me for long. Soon, the wand will be mine. And then the universe. And then...! Actually, the universe should do it.
*Zoom in on Ludo's eyes*
Ludo: I'm coming for you, prince Dragonfly...!
*Cut back to Comet's room. Marcia drags his luggage in.*
Marcia: *straining* Here's your new room...!
*She drops the luggage and it lands on her foot.*
Marcia: Ow!
Comet: Okay... I can work with this. *gasps* Sparkle Glitter Bomb Expand!
*Comet uses his magic to turn the room into a large castle loft.*
Marcia: Whoa...
*Comet starts bouncing on the bed.*
Comet: Ahhh! That's better!
Marcia: I wish I had a room like this.
Comet: *gasps, stops bouncing* You do?!
Marcia: Huh?
*Comet runs to Marcia's bedroom.*
Comet: Mystic Room Suck Transform!
Comet creates a black hole in the middle of the floor, sucking up everything in the room.
Comet: *screams*
Marcia: *screams*
*Comet shuts the door before she and Marcia gets sucked in.*
Marcia: "Suck"?! "Suck"?!? Why was the word "suck" in that spell?!
Comet: I don't know! It just came out that way! Lemme fix it! *uses fix spell and becomes a girl instead* Aaaaah *changes back to normal* Looks at own hair in mirror and screams out "My hair is black!*
Marcia: *groans, ow my face!
Comet: I'm sorry, Marcia. Uh... How about a little sunshine to brighten your day?
Marcia, That was radical!.*
Comet: Aw... Thanks Marcia! *blushes*
Marcia: I can't believe I never met you before!
Marcia moves toward the drawer left in the room. *finds necklace and gives Comet it*
Marcia: *smiles*
Comet: Hey, thanks, what is it?
*Marcia smiles and says "Something called a necklace.* Both become silent for a bit *
Marcia: *smiles some more into Comet's eyes*
Comet: *he ruins the silence and says* "Oh I know what a necklace is!"
Marcia: *chuckles*
Comet: *drags Marcia's arm with excitement down the stairs*
*Comet slowly stops and asks, what is this?.*
Marcia: A TV!
*Comet frequently switches channels over and over chuckling.*
Marcia: Be careful you're gonna break the T....
*TV breaks.*
Marcia: Did you break it?!
*TV noise appears.*
Comet Uhhhh, yeah, sorry..
*Marcia laughs a bit.*
Marcia: Looks and sees a monster in the window!
*Comet looks at monster and says* "Holy Cow, Aaaaaaaaaaaah!"
Marcia: Wa-ha! Whoa! What are you doing?
Comet shoots the monster behind the closed window and window catches fire.
Comet: Hops on Marcia and screams. Hide me, hide me, they've found meeee!
*Marcia's angry expression apeears.*
Comet: I'll... I'll find a way to kill him.
*Marcia's expression turns from angry to nervous as she sees something.*
Marcia: C-C-Comet?
*Comet turns around. Ludo and his minions are seen behind them.*
Ludo's minions: *growling*
Ludo: Comet Dragonfly! At last, I've found you!
Comet: Ludo! How did you know I was here?
Ludo: *chuckling* Wouldn't you like to know?
Comet: Yes. That's why I asked.
Ludo: Well, Buff Frog— Hey! I don't have to tell you anything! Get him!
Ludo's minions: *roaring*
*Comet assumes an attack stance when Marcia jumps in front of him.*
Marcia: Hi-yaaa!
*Marcia drops a three-eyed minion with a punch to the gut and an axe kick to the head.*
Comet: *laughing* You can fight?!
Marcia: It's called... karate!
*He drops Bearicorn with a cross chop. Comet fights Deer Beard who is wielding a hammer; she kicks him in the stomach, and the hammer bonks him on the head. Marcia gives a karate yell as he does a flying kick across the screen.*
Ludo: You said she was unguarded!
Buff Frog: *confused grunt*
*Three-eyed Potato Baby flies on and off-screen, and Deer Beard is hit with a blast of water.*
Marcia: Hiiii-ya!
*Marcia chops between the heads of a minion with two heads.*
Marcia: Huh?
Two-headed minion: *growls*
*Marcia punches the minion's two heads continuously. Comet jumps behind a giraffe-headed minion.*
Comet: Rainbow Fist Punch!
*Comet produces a rainbow-colored fist to knock the giraffe minion through a car window. While fighting the first three-eyed minion, Marcia opens the car's driver side door, and the giraffe minion's neck stretches to knock the three-eyed minion out.*
Comet: Hah!
Comet knocks a minion over with her wand, and it whinnies in pain like a horse. *Marcia appears next to him, and they smile at each other as Marcia karate-chops the two-headed minion. Comet blasts Buff Frog back into a streetlight.*
Ludo: You're embarrassing me! Get up!
*Buff Frog gets up and breaks the streetlight off its base, using it as a club.*
Buff Frogg: *roars*
Comet: Jellybean Hallucination Mist!
*Comet blasts Buff Frog with magic, and he hallucinates raining jellybeans and faces on his hands.*
Buff Frog: Whoa... What is happening?
*Three-eyed Potato Baby and Big Chicken punch Comet and Marcia to the ground.*
Marcia: Hiiii-ya!
*Marcia knocks them away with a jumping chop and kick.*
Comet: Mega... Narwhal Blast!
*Comet knocks out all the minions with an army of narwhals.*
Ludo's minions: *groaning*
*One of the narwhals slithers away. Ludo looks surprised, then displeased.*
Comet: You want some of this, Ludo?
Ludo: No... *takes out dimensional scissors* You see, you morons?! This is what happens when you don't work out! *opens a dimensional portal* Your muscles are like pudding! Come on, back in the portal, back in the portal.
*Ludo's minions, groaning and covered in bruises, shuffle through the portal.*
Ludo: You even retreat like losers!
Buff Frog: *still hallucinating* I'm freaking out...!
*Ludo enters the portal last.*
Ludo: I'll get you, Comet Dragonf—! *gags*
*The portal closes around Ludo's neck, choking him. He pulls his head in at the last second, leaving behind his skull crown.*
Marcia: That was amazing! I was amazing! You were amazing!
Comet: Yeah. I guess we were. ...Well... We should probably home.
*Comet smiles and walks walking for Marcia. Marcia goes to stop her.*
Marcia: Wait! I don't want to go. I want you to see this awesome place.
Comet: Really?! Hugs!
*Comet hugs Marcia, and she smiles. They starting walking, and Marcia does some karate moves.*
Marcia: Are there gonna be monsters attacking us all the time?
Comet: Yeah, probably.
Marcia: Alright! Sounds so dangerous!
Marcia stops Comet before she crosses the street.
Marcia: Whoa! Let's smash that ladybug!
Comet: Okay, "wild girl".
*Comet shoots a fish-shaped magic stream from his wand. It flies up and swirls around the moon.

Coming1 said on 27th October 2015 05:30 AM:
MsMeghan98 said on 26th October 2015 10:34 PM:
Hi you guys!

http://forums.damenspike.com/view/51615/ Many read my Brent Rivera wedding discussion. If you didn't, long story short, I told everyone that I married Youtuber/Viner Brent Rivera, and we quickly divorced because of him saying that he's in love with chicken wings, and I despised the fact that he apparently loves animal slaughter more than he loved me.

In a way, I was happy to be divorced with him and more importantly, over him, because I could now proudly say that I am officially unhealthily-obsessed-free! ....But I then realized that I'm not truly over him and I made an attempt to make him jealous. So no, not obsessed-free.

What did I do exactly? Well, since him loving chicken wings made me jealous, I was absolutely confident that HE would become jealous as a result of me eating a bowl of croutons. That failed. Instead of getting jealous, he just looked at me like I'm a complete moron, which is what I am. Sorta like this:

#stillnotabiggerfailthandanhowellwoohoo

ayydios amoogos <4

Sure croutons are evil...
Everyone i know gives me that look when i eat them xd.
+1

croutons are not evil, in fact they're the opposite. they're angels who send me to food heaven


Savveh said on 27th October 2015 09:20 AM:
Oh, he su jelleh >.< I wud kick his face

I appreciate that but pls never hurt him, he's still my cute little baby inside my head

Good job on reaching 300th posts, well congrats!

I know I said I was quitting but that was only for a short amount of time. I will still pop on every once in a while because I forgot how rude new cp people are anyway, I hear if you're a mod or knight in training you get bot penguins to practice with. I am currently a moderator in training and I haven't received a bot yet.

Sir Matthew, Warlord, is accused of leaking a Major Toblermoth Scroll.

His trial will be held today at 7pm EST // 4pm PST // 11pm GMT/UK.

I invite Wheeler to stand as a witness.

If the accused does not attend he will be executed.