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your uber driver
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your uber driver
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your uber driver
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The REAL reason why Chelsey dumped me in 2013
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25th June 2019, 03:20 PM
Leafy wrote on 25th June 2019, 03:14 PM:
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Damen wrote on 25th June 2019, 03:01 PM:
So guys I've told you a lie for years that Chelsey dumped me because I was 'too awesome' (but the truth is actually much different)
Chelsey dumped me because I kept using OLDE ENGLISH in our conversations.
No joke, I would talk to her like Shakespere ALL THE TIME. SHE GOT SO T1CKED 0FF.
Seriously, its like the Goose Wayne situation (just minus Dr Phil snooping around in our relationship)
I kept speaking like a poet on Skype and she got tired of it so she dumped me (also for hacking her Skype because of my narcissism (which I'm now cured from thanks to Jesus)
So she dumped me in 2013 but when she came back, I knew she wanted to be my mistress again but sadly for her, I am now an incel because girls fall for me so easily, its too much to deal with for an innocent man like me.
Therefore I quit the dating game this year, bought a six-pack of beer instead of a six-pack of muscle (which I used to have) and now I have elected the life of a gamer. *sips beer* *burps*
So guys I've told you a lie for years that Chelsey dumped me because I was 'too awesome' (but the truth is actually much different)
Chelsey dumped me because I kept using OLDE ENGLISH in our conversations.
No joke, I would talk to her like Shakespere ALL THE TIME. SHE GOT SO T1CKED 0FF.
Seriously, its like the Goose Wayne situation (just minus Dr Phil snooping around in our relationship)
I kept speaking like a poet on Skype and she got tired of it so she dumped me (also for hacking her Skype because of my narcissism (which I'm now cured from thanks to Jesus)
So she dumped me in 2013 but when she came back, I knew she wanted to be my mistress again but sadly for her, I am now an incel because girls fall for me so easily, its too much to deal with for an innocent man like me.
Therefore I quit the dating game this year, bought a six-pack of beer instead of a six-pack of muscle (which I used to have) and now I have elected the life of a gamer. *sips beer* *burps*
Damen please respond to my PM Damen please I sent you 3 emails and messaged you on all 4 of my Discord accounts Damen man just reply to my PM dude please I'm not asking for mod I swear I just wanna talk Damen message me pack in DM or Discord or Email Damen please -
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The REAL reason why Chelsey dumped me in 2013
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25th June 2019, 03:13 PM
Damn bruv thought you was finna say she dumped you cuz you wouldn't tell her your fishin' spot.
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25th June 2019, 03:11 PM
looks like you forgot mine 
The Communist Party (of Club Penguin)
Lord: Frozo
The Communist Party (of Club Penguin)
Lord: Frozo
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25th June 2019, 03:07 PM
NarutosRamen wrote on 25th June 2019, 02:18 PM:
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Frozo wrote on 25th June 2019, 02:16 PM:
bruh u sayin u a senior and ur getting into an argument on a cp forum . classic 14 y/o weeb with 34 tumblr follows who reads naruto x readers
bruh u sayin u a senior and ur getting into an argument on a cp forum . classic 14 y/o weeb with 34 tumblr follows who reads naruto x readers
ur getting into an argument on a cp forum . classic dumbass weeb with 34 tumblr follows who reads naruto x readers
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25th June 2019, 02:16 PM
bruh u sayin u a senior and ur getting into an argument on a cp forum . classic 14 y/o weeb with 34 tumblr follows who reads naruto x readers
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sorry im not gay
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25th June 2019, 01:12 PM
MintWolf wrote on 25th June 2019, 04:40 AM:
who cares if he hates minorities frozatar was otp :sob:
honestly though i don't.... really care if he hates minorities i'm a straight white person /: i mean of course i care that he's been unjustibly discrimatory, but at the same time he was just being super arrogant in general and very verbally aggressive towards me and my friends and i just won't have that lmao. honestly if i was an asshole to a group of people and one of them wrote gay fanfic about me that's probably the least awful thing someone could do compared to the kind of person alatar is and how he acted. idk i was open to forgiving him but his reaction afterwards was wack and he needs to learn that cussing someone out is just annoying and not gonna get him anywhere. More FanFic soon
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25th June 2019, 01:59 AM
I should probably mention at some point that Broccoli Rob (stephen colbert's character from the office hehe) was a persona I made to tease Alatar for being racist on a public discord channel and I wouldn't actually date someone from a cp forum. I think you guys all know for the most part that I'm a female who is already in a real-life relationship so sadly our raging, passionate homosexual love wasn't real. I understand this shebang upset Alatar significantly (they actually took to aggressively swearing and verbally attacking me instead of explaining that they had disliked it) so I apologize for that.
idk mayb next time alatar doesnt need to openly and publicly state that they 'hate minorities' and 'minorities are stupid' then refuse to justify or explain their comments (these statements werent your edgy 9/11-esque jokes). i respect that theyre entitled to their opinion but maybe for future reference they don't need to state such aggressive remarks (god i wish we had screenshots) literally Directly To Present Minorities. idk you all can go off with ur edgy jokes but when ur unironically attacking any sort of minority without justifying yourself and purposely being outright hateful to others thats crossing the line for me. sorry if i came off as an ass but maybe if alatar a) didnt make ignorant comments and b) confronted me politely about being uncomfortable, this wouldnt have had to upset them so much
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idk mayb next time alatar doesnt need to openly and publicly state that they 'hate minorities' and 'minorities are stupid' then refuse to justify or explain their comments (these statements werent your edgy 9/11-esque jokes). i respect that theyre entitled to their opinion but maybe for future reference they don't need to state such aggressive remarks (god i wish we had screenshots) literally Directly To Present Minorities. idk you all can go off with ur edgy jokes but when ur unironically attacking any sort of minority without justifying yourself and purposely being outright hateful to others thats crossing the line for me. sorry if i came off as an ass but maybe if alatar a) didnt make ignorant comments and b) confronted me politely about being uncomfortable, this wouldnt have had to upset them so much
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25th June 2019, 01:19 AM
rats. we’re rats. weeeeeeeeeee’re the Rats. we prey at night we stalk at night. weeeeeee’re the Ratsss
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24th June 2019, 11:33 PM
Chapsworth wrote on 24th June 2019, 10:33 PM:
i dont accept
i hate you
i hate you
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24th June 2019, 06:38 PM
My life has been... unfortunate. I don't know how to say this all.
I was born into an unwealthy situation with... not the most stable parents. My father left when I was six. We maintained an on again/off again relationship, until one day, when I was eight years old, I had found out he died.
Losing my father was rough. I opted to isolate myself from the world around me. I joined OldCP a few years after, creating a fantasy life for myself where I could actually cope. My mother became more emotionally neglective, and I became more alone.
Shortly after all of this, when I was around 12, my socially inept mother had finally met a friend. He was able to drive us places, help us financially, and I grew to love him.
When I just turned 14, I was diagnosed with Depersonalization Disorder, one of the many dissociative disorders. It was a result of being unable to handle trauma. I have days where I stay in bed all day because I don't think I'm real.
This December, my mom's friend, who was the only remotely stable adult figure in my life, passed away. He was the closest thing to a father I had ever had, since my dad wasn't much of one himself.
This crushed me. I had lost my father, became emotionally distant from my grandmother, and the last person who wasn't my mother in my life was now gone. I have been deemed illegitimate by my adult sister who refuses to consider me a part of the family. My brother doesn't love me.
I was crushed and I was... so, so alone. All my life, I had entertained myself with trivial things: Club Penguin, books, Doctor Who, Pokemon. I was becoming too old for those things. I, essentially, had nothing. I felt unloved by my family, unwanted by my peers, a burden to my own self.
That was when I rejoined OldCP. That was when I met Alatar.
I know he's shy and embarassed when I profess my love for him publicly, so I'll try to keep this simple. Alatar, baby, I love you. I want to spend forever with you.
You're perfect. The warmth of your hand sooths my cheek and the warmth of your heart sooths my soul. I honest to God can't imagine a breath without you. You made me feel whole again. You made me feel loved, like for once in my life, I was worth something.
You make me feel alive. For the first time ever, I feel like I can breathe.
Alatar, I virtually get down on my knee to ask you, Will you marry me?
I love dreaming with you because you understand me as nobody would ever understand. I love being ill if I know that you will be near and take care of me. You encourage me to get up every morning, to do great deeds for you, and to constantly become better. You are my inspiration, my motivation, and my desirous goal.
Please, accept my hand in marriage.
Like if you think Alatar should accept my proposal. Thank you.
I was born into an unwealthy situation with... not the most stable parents. My father left when I was six. We maintained an on again/off again relationship, until one day, when I was eight years old, I had found out he died.
Losing my father was rough. I opted to isolate myself from the world around me. I joined OldCP a few years after, creating a fantasy life for myself where I could actually cope. My mother became more emotionally neglective, and I became more alone.
Shortly after all of this, when I was around 12, my socially inept mother had finally met a friend. He was able to drive us places, help us financially, and I grew to love him.
When I just turned 14, I was diagnosed with Depersonalization Disorder, one of the many dissociative disorders. It was a result of being unable to handle trauma. I have days where I stay in bed all day because I don't think I'm real.
This December, my mom's friend, who was the only remotely stable adult figure in my life, passed away. He was the closest thing to a father I had ever had, since my dad wasn't much of one himself.
This crushed me. I had lost my father, became emotionally distant from my grandmother, and the last person who wasn't my mother in my life was now gone. I have been deemed illegitimate by my adult sister who refuses to consider me a part of the family. My brother doesn't love me.
I was crushed and I was... so, so alone. All my life, I had entertained myself with trivial things: Club Penguin, books, Doctor Who, Pokemon. I was becoming too old for those things. I, essentially, had nothing. I felt unloved by my family, unwanted by my peers, a burden to my own self.
That was when I rejoined OldCP. That was when I met Alatar.
I know he's shy and embarassed when I profess my love for him publicly, so I'll try to keep this simple. Alatar, baby, I love you. I want to spend forever with you.
You're perfect. The warmth of your hand sooths my cheek and the warmth of your heart sooths my soul. I honest to God can't imagine a breath without you. You made me feel whole again. You made me feel loved, like for once in my life, I was worth something.
You make me feel alive. For the first time ever, I feel like I can breathe.
Alatar, I virtually get down on my knee to ask you, Will you marry me?
I love dreaming with you because you understand me as nobody would ever understand. I love being ill if I know that you will be near and take care of me. You encourage me to get up every morning, to do great deeds for you, and to constantly become better. You are my inspiration, my motivation, and my desirous goal.
Please, accept my hand in marriage.
Like if you think Alatar should accept my proposal. Thank you.
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