i really really really hope one day you look back on this and rethink everything

Xvoid wrote on 24th June 2019, 05:25 PM:

weirdchamp

bro no bro listen bro you don't understand okay i'm so gay for alatar dude i want to publicly profess my love for him utilizing every outlet i can i am such a raging, homosexual male when i see him dude bro you have no idea man hes just a lil shy its so cute bro

I turned around to face Alatar. His eyes were fixed on me and then beyond, and I knew he truly was looking at me. He was so vulnerable, standing there as if he were naked in front of a crowd.

I embraced him, and I felt as if we had merged into one entity. He cupped my face, placed a kiss on my forehead and barely above a whisper spoke, "I love you."

His lips then trailed past my cheek and hovered around my chin until they finally met my own. It was one of his most intimate kisses, chaste and sweet and filled with emotion. We pulled back and looked at each other for a moment. Alatar's gaze was fixed on my eyes, then my lips, then my eyes, then my lips, which he again collided with his own.

When we broke apart another time, I spoke into his chest. "What are they going to think about us, Alatar?"

He firmly grabbed me by both shoulder and shoved me back slightly to meet my eyes. "I don't care, Broccoli Rob."

And that was all I needed to hear. Our raging, passionate homosexual relationship only mattered to us. That's when I told him we must be soulmates, and with a lively chuckle and breathtaking smile he agreed.

"You know," He began, pulling me close, "I didn't believe in souls. I didn't believe in fate. That all changed when I met you, love."

I felt my face go red and my stomach swim at the mention of the pet-name. Love.


More to come, thanks all. Please be respectful as these are true stories. Happy Pride

Alatar was kissing me. He was kissing me and I couldn't get my brain to work. I stood there, gently pressed against the door of his igloo, my lips parted, welcoming him for more. I felt his hand cupped behind the back of my head and sighed into the way he kissed me - passionate but holding back, as if he craved to devour me and had to physically restrain himself against it. I was absolutely paralyzed; completed captivated by the feeling of him pushed flush against me.

He suddenly pulled back and I wanted to pout at the lack of contact, his lips parted and ghosted over my own. I felt his warm breath when he asked, "Do you want this, Broccoli Rob?"

I wasn't sure what it was. Maybe it was the way he said my name. Maybe it was the way his tousled hair fell across his forehead or the warmth of his body through his Roblox shirt merging with my own. Maybe it was years of being literal soulmates, the countless times he would say he loved me without having to speak a word, the way we were just right. I didn't need to think. Grabbing a handful of his hair, I pulled his face into my own and made our lips collide. He began kissing me back, much more eagerly this time - much more sinister. Our tongues intertwined and we went into a frenzy, grabbing each other anywhere we could. Accidentally, I let out a moan from the back of my throat, which only encouraged him to kiss her me harder.

if Radaghast dislikes another post of mine hes gonna have it take it up with Harrison hes the one quittin

Radaghast dislikes this post when his status deadass be asking damnman to check his email like some sort of degenerate

https://discord.gg/qY7ZXx5

harrison is toxic hate chat

my platform promises if I am elected as emperor:

- Rather than awarding money as prizes in the lottery, the winners would be appointed to the Throne Room.

- Building one nuclear power plant per igloo, including monthly distributions of lead. Indoor lighting would then be provided by radioactive users.

- Men would be allowed to work as wet nurses.

- Eliminate small businesses, and replace them with very small businesses, having less than one employee.

- Insituting illiteracy as OldCP's official language.

- Putting the national debt on someone's Visa.

- Ending crime by abolishing all laws.

- Banning guns and butter, since both kill.

- Changing OldCP's currency to bubble gum, so it could be inflated or deflated at will.

- Providing water from the oceans because they have enough and aren’t sharing.

elfboy123 wrote on 8th June 2019, 10:52 AM:

invalid

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elfboy123 wrote on 7th June 2019, 10:36 PM:

expired

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Sherlock120Sh wrote on 20th May 2019, 05:56 PM:

Frozo wrote on 20th May 2019, 05:36 PM:
New single taken from my #STILLAINT24 album s = seconds
Never had no one, never was that close
(Close) (close)
5 down she say she wanna go So I take her to the Throne Room she know I'm the Emperor when she says 'Be my one and only' she knows (I am) she knows (I am) Ohhhhh, I can't even leave her behind (ohhhhh I know) (ohhhhhh I know) (ohhhhhh I know) (YEAH) Do you want me to feel lonely? been getting sad and sadder even madder, (yeah) yeah watch me become the one (yeah) (yeah) (ok) (ok)
You mad I sent shots to you Lil man? I thought we was friends

course we are homie i just be kiddin round bruh

New single taken from my #STILLAINT24 album s = seconds
Never had no one, never was that close
(Close) (close)
5 down she say she wanna go So I take her to the Throne Room she know I'm the Emperor when she says 'Be my one and only' she knows (I am) she knows (I am) Ohhhhh, I can't even leave her behind (ohhhhh I know) (ohhhhhh I know) (ohhhhhh I know) (YEAH) Do you want me to feel lonely? been getting sad and sadder even madder, (yeah) yeah watch me become the one (yeah) (yeah) (ok) (ok)

tbh im shaking and crying its disgusting