A stove is a stove no matter where you go
A patty is a patty, that's what I say
A grill is a grill, this is surely so
And fries should be fries, either way

But this grill is not a home
This is not the stove I know
I would trade it all away
If you'd come back to stay

This kitchens not the same without you
It's just a greasy spoon
(Just a greasy spoon)
Without you

Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain"
I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN"
Ohh...
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea
"Spongebob squarepants"
Absorbant and yellow and porous is he
"Spongebob Squarepants"
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
"Spongebob Squarepants"
READY
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! AH AHH AHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH...

I'm a goofy goober! ROCK!
You're a goofy goober! ROCK!
We're all goofy goobers! ROCK!
Goofy goofy goober goober! ROCK!

"Put your toys away"
Well I got to say when you tell me not to play
I say NO WAY! No way no no no no no way!
"I'm a kid" you say.
When you say I'm a kid I say "Say it again."
And then I say Thanks! THANKS! Thank you very much.

So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!

Hamella bebela zimela boebela hamella bebela zimela bam

I'm a goofy goober. ROCK!
You're a goofy goober! ROCK!
We're all goofy goobers! ROCK!
Goofy goofy goober goober! YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

(Speaking Part)
Spongebob: It's not about winning, it's about fun!
Plankton: What's that?
Spongebob: Fun is when you...fun is...it' like...it's kinda...sorta like a...
What is fun?? HERE...Let me spell it for you!

Spongebob:
F is for Friends who do stuff together.
U is for You and me.
N is for Anywhere and anytime at all.

Sea Creatures:
Down here in the deep blue sea!

Plankton:
F is for Fire that burns down the whole town.
U is for URANIUM...BOMBS!
N is for No survivors when you're-

Spongebob:
Plankton! Those things aren't what fun is all about!
Now, do it like this,
F is for Friends who do stuff to-

Plankton:
Never! That's completely idiotic!

Spongebob:
Here, Let me help you...
F is for friends who do stuff together.
U is for You and me, TRY IT!

Plankton:
N is for Anywhere and anytime at all.

Sea Creatures:
Down here in the deep blue sea!

Plankton:
Wait...I don't understand ...I feel all tingly inside...
Should we stop?

Spongebob:
No! That's how you're supposed to feel!

Plankton:
Well I like it! Lets do it again!

Spongebob:
Okay!

Spongebob & Plankton:
F is for Frolic through all the flowers.
U is for Ukelele.
N is for Nose picking, chewing gum, and sand licking.
Here with my best buddy.

(Laughing part)

Sea Creatures:
Down in the deep blue sea.

Ow ow ow! The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza for you and me! The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza, and my feet are killing me! Whoa, oof! The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me! The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza, free de-liv-ery! The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza, very ta-a-sty...It's for the costumer! Who cares about the costumer! I do! Well, I don't! *Gasps* Squidward! The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza absolutivaly ba ba ba pizza co co cling tish pizze tee tee oga ba tu du du du du pizza do do dugga da da pizza do du dugga ding. KRUSTY KRAAHYAHAYABYAHAHAB PIZZA IS THE PIZZA FOR YOU AND MEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEE!

You didn't fool me, I knew it was a joke.