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Posted in Tight Pants / Body Rolls • 26th April 2015, 08:19 PM

The goblin has the moves :o
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Posted in SH 2657 • 26th April 2015, 08:14 PM

SH 2657

I was set down onto a white room that contained with only one stool and a wide window. I wish that the room wasn't so bland. I stared into the wide mirror that reflected my tan skin and amber eyes. I wish I didn't look so different from my creators. All my creators were short and pale with brown eyes and sometimes blue or green. There I go with the wishing. I just feel so . . . Wrong. Everything was wrong. I couldn't talk. I couldn't keep still. Everything was just wrong. "Coooo." I tried to say. That was the only word I can ever say. "Number 3067 and 4002 approach the experiment." I heard blasting from the corner of the roof. "What was that?" I wondered. Two men approached me slowly like I was going to hurt them. One of the men was holding something. Something shiny . . . I held out my hand to receive such shiny prize. It was just so pretty. "4002," One of the men said trembling. "I think he wants the knife." Knife. What a weird name for such pretty thing. 4002 held the knife away from me. "No." He said in a cold voice. "I thought we were going to kill it." Kill. Another weird name. The voice on the top corner roof spoke again. "You will give him the knife and see what happens." 4002 hesitated for a moment then put the knife on the ground. "Coo . . . Coooo." I thanked him. I held the pretty thing in my bony hands. 3067 smiled. What magical thing he does with his mouth. I go up to the big mirror and try to smile. My smile is wonderful. I want to keep it. But then I feel something sharp against my bony leg. What is it? What happened? I look down at my leg and I see red stuff run down my leg. "Coo." I groaned softly. I turn around and see both men staring. What was wrong? What did I do? No . . . Seconds before I learn how to smile and had the shiny thing in my hand. I felt actually happy. But now I was wrong once again. I tried looking at the mirror again smiling but it didn't stay. No! My smile must come back! I used my fingers to stretch my mouth once more. "No! No! Smile come back" I thought. Then my mouth started hurting. The men ran to the door struggling to open it. I was losing my only company. I held the shiny thing near my mouth. "Get the knife back! Get it back! It's trying to kill itself!" The voice commanded. I swiftly rubbed the shiny thing against my cheek. Now I had half a smile. I looked back at the men who only vomited in disgust. Half a smile isn't enough? I looked back at the mirror. I held the shiny thing against my cheek once more. Now I had a permanent smile. I looked back at the men who were terrified of my smile. "Smile." I finally said. I raced to the men who were screaming and banging on the door. I grabbed 3067's hair and started working on his smile. Then I started on 4002. Now i'm wrong no more. I have a smile. I have the shiny thing. I have friends. But it's not quite the same with out those eyes.



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Two men have been mutilated horribly after an experiment named SH 2657.
Both men have carved smiles and missing eyes. The murderer is still at large.
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Posted in Guess The Room! • 15th March 2015, 04:16 PM

1. Ski Hill
2. Snow forts
3. Dock
4. Lighthouse
5. Ski Lodge
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Posted in DSGHQ St. Patrick's Day Games • 15th March 2015, 03:59 PM

I can't wait ^-^
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Posted in piegirl is taken • 14th March 2015, 12:22 PM

I honestly think you should have put a longer post or at least put it as a mood.
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Posted in Bring Back Roleplay! • 14th March 2015, 12:16 PM

I honestly think we should bring back roleplay. It was because of roleplay I had friends. Now I have none. #BRINGBACKROLEPLAY
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Posted in Funny Joke • 14th March 2015, 12:11 PM

Lol This is really funny. 1+
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Posted in Debate #4: Uniforms • 14th March 2015, 09:43 AM

I think we should have uniforms but I kinda disagree at the same time because uniforms can be expensive. But they're also good like Choc said, they represent a school and you honor them like that. :)
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Posted in Sparkle Art #2 • 14th March 2015, 09:35 AM

That looks so cute! :D 1+
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Posted in DSGHQ is Illuminati CONFIRMED! • 5th March 2015, 09:18 PM

This is pretty cool but the Illuminati disbanded years ago. Pretty funny though XD
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Posted in Limit signature size • 5th March 2015, 09:10 PM

This a good idea. Sometimes i lag too much (and im always on chrome) when there's someone with a long signature. When im on looking on a post and i scroll down, i have to scroll down through someones long signature.
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Posted in ROBLOX Category • 5th March 2015, 09:05 PM

This is a pretty good idea! Maybe we can make an MSP one too :3 1+
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Posted in The Funny Farm (Scary :o) • 21st February 2015, 10:03 AM

The Funny Farm

NOTE: I did not write this song!

"Patient 20074 is going numb sir!" Mr. Stonewall panicked. Warden stared through the big window looking at the patient not moving at all.
"Relax," The warden assured. "The patient could be bored." He watched in disapproval as the patient scratched its ear with its foot. "How could a lovely young girl go this.... weird?" He thought to himself. He had been watching the girl for 5 years. She was found in the woods crying "The man is going to get me!" Or "This is not where i belong sirr.....". What a poor girl she was. She turned into some kind of animal. She must have been an orphan. The warden sighed as he turned on the mini TV on his desk. The volume on the TV was turned to the max. "...To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time! and i'll be happy to see those...." He heard shuffles from the other room and a large metal door closing. There was a figure in the corner. "20074! don't startle me like that" The warden said. It seemed that the girl wasn't listening at all. She smiled and moved her head back and forth to the music. The warden smiled. He got a seat for her to sit on while she watched the show. He served her lunch while she bobbed her head to the music that seemed to be playing all day long. One day, the girl was taking her nap. The warden seemed that there was something weird and not human to the show. He listened to the music closely.


"Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I'd go berzerk?
Well, you left me anyhow and the days got worse and worse and now you see I've gone completely out of my mind.

And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time, and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
and they're coming to take me away ha ha

You thought it was joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid, right? You know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed, you laughed and laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad.

And they're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
They're coming to take me away ha ha...

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you paid me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds. Huh? Well you just wait they'll find you yet, and when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA you mangy mutt.

And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice men in their clean white coats
They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle thier thumbs and toes
They're coming to take me away Ha Ha Ha

Your home the one the bank foreclosed, You cried to me Monogamy is the way we both must live or you'll feel hurt. But, I see, I see there's someone new, your anxious poly-pure-bred coat was even gone at our place while I paid the rent, thanks!

And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the loony bin with all you can eat perscription drugs like thorizine, and lithium, and electric shock and insulin
They're coming to take me away Ha Ha"

The warden turned off the TV obviously horrified. He ran to the 20074's room and saw her sleeping. "Thank god!" he thought. But as he left the lights flickered on and off. There he saw the girl's body everywhere. He backed away crying. He looked on the walls. The funny farm lyrics were written all over the walls with blood.
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Posted in The Brine Investigations • 8th February 2015, 12:05 PM

The Carl Brine investigations

Daniel Chase's Report

So I have been doing this investigation for a year now and I still don't know how Carl Brine got out of the asylum, onto a far neighborhood, and never been noticed at all. I decided to interview the witnesses.When I had their files I realized they're too young and two of them were in two different countries.
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**Matt Wilson'**

Daniel: So how long ago did this happen?

Matt: About.... 7 years ago.

Daniel:So tell what happened on the day when your mother was murdered.

Matt: First my mom was looking at window to Mr. Brine's house. I've always noticed he always wore a white jacket and he looked if he hand no arms. I decided to asked "Mommy? Why does he always wear a white jacket at all times?" My mom started to get irritated with my question so she sent me to my room. I played with my toys on my bed but then I looked out the window and saw Mr. Brine banging his head against the door. Then I realized he was in a ...Strait-jacket. I ran downstairs and screamed for my mom but then her face was mauled by Mr. Brine *Crying*

Daniel: Did he do anything to you?

Matt: I ran away before I could. *Sniff*

Daniel: Thank you for telling me. This will help me bring Mr. Brine to justice.

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Daniel Chase's report #2

I booked a flight to japan for the next interview because the other witness died of a new found disease in Africa. I wondered how did Mr Brine travel so far? He was not crazy anymore, he was insane! An intelligent kind of insane.

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**Saasaki Kamaguchi**

Daniel: Soredewa, tojitsu-shi ensui de oko~tsu.. (So what happened on the day that Mr Brine...)

Saasaki: Watashi ga saisho ni toire ni iku koto wa dekimasu ka? (May I go to the restroom first?)

Daniel: Ok..
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dear reader,, this is mr. brine :] i have killed this idiot as you can see. i did no delete this message because i liked how his head bounced on the keyboard etbgvjwetbvlgwrgh hym y fcmh,

please forgive my nonsense my hostage is squirming :]
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Posted in Newcp on VALENTINES DAY • 7th February 2015, 10:24 AM

I'm pretty much the noob XD
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