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Posted in Penguin3D NPC's • 29th August 2020, 11:30 AM

Hello,
I wanted to pitch an idea that I think would make P3D more interactive and fun for those who play it:

P3D NPC's.

The P3D map is pretty big, with lots of locations to see, but other than mining, there's really no purpose to the game. I feel like NPC's who would do stuff like give you quests in exchange for ore rewards, challenge you to duels, or even just give you dialogs, would make the game more like an adventure.

Plus, if you add enough quests, all linking to each other, you can make an actual story mode to the game, like Skyrim, and I honestly think that would be incredibly cool.

So, yeah
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Posted in Emergency Distraction • 27th August 2020, 12:44 PM

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Posted in New Sacrifice Ideas • 24th August 2020, 06:50 AM

Sacrifice Name: Suffering From Success
You can't make posts, but your existing posts gain 3x more rep.

Sacrifice Name: Natty Knowledge
Each post you make automatically receives a random fact about eating healthy and/or exercising at the end, along with a photo, but you make 3x more gold

Sacrifice Name: Lorem Ipsum
The entire forums is in Latin, but you make 15x more gold

And my personal favorite,

Sacrifice: A Mailbox's Curse
Can't post or make moods, but whoever you send a forums mail to gets a notification on their forums main screen that you sent a mail
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Posted in The Journal of a Warrior (South War) • 22nd August 2020, 09:03 PM

Hello everyone,
I've made this post to document the events of the war. How it started, who participated, notable events, etc.

The Beginning
When it hit 3 AM EST, Orcs started spawning in all Southern rooms. It had already been established from the previous voided South War that it was Frogs spawning these bots, so nobody was really taken aback by it.

Among the bots were Orcs and War Goblins, aka the usual, but this time, there were also Goblin Supremes, which were admittedly very tough to kill. It came to a point where I had to leave them to my own bots because it simply took too long to kill one by myself.

Funny enough, it was my last day before school would open irl for me, so I was able to log on fairly early and clear out the South rooms several times. A few photos from that:






Orbay VS Frogs
While this cycle of Frogs spawning bots and me killing them was continuing, we happened to log on at the same time, during which we started spawning masses of bots so they could duke it out.

This went for 10-15 minutes, until we got bored and I stopped spawning bots so Frogs could finish them off.

That's when I had a sudden idea.

The Missile
As Frogs was killing my remaining bots, I hit up Tom on Discord, and told him "Hey, Frogs is currently in 1 spot, killing my bots. Let's missile him". We proceeded with the plan, however, due to either the missile being sent late, or because of Frogs's sheer amount of health, Frogs survived a direct impact with the missile.



In retrospect, I should have considered that a missile wouldn't be enough to kill someone with 3000 percent health.

The User Warfare
Eventually, people started logging on, and the main conflict started in libraryowisdom. While various people fought, it quickly boiled down to stepping out of spawn, fighting Frogs for a moment, then either rejoining or reloginning, as he was simply too powerful.

Though me and Zes were able to double team him and dropped him by a solid 1000 percent, it didn't matter as it was only 1/3 of his health, and he soon recovered it anyway.

While Frogs held his own during the war, he was soon accompanied by 2 more: Alatar, and Dan21.

Dan21, who claims his game crashed mid-fight, was swiftly killed by Loki.

Alatar met his demise after a choke-off with me that resulted in his death. I then obtained the Ring of Mandos and Adamant. However, due to school opening the next day, I had to take a momentary break from the war.

Again, this left Frogs by his lonesome, but he still fought valiantly against multiple people.

Notable fighters during the war:
- Zes
- Me
- Frogs
- Alatar
- Dan21
- Loki
- Harry
- Tom
- Rouge
- A DRAKE Agent
- A PLA Agent

Causalties:
- Alatar
- Dan21



A possible breach of contract?
During the war, the Shinobi Zairus, who had been sentenced to execution the previous day but had escaped, returned to the South. Upon seeing him, Saber arrested him, and Little attempted to kill him in spawn of jail.

Zairus was eventually released, and the war ensued. However, it was argued that Saber and Little broke the war contract by arresting during war.



A stalemate
After a very long time of fighting, both sides realized that they were at a stalemate, and that neither side could kill each other, so we all decided to chill in /training.

Apparently Frogs started fighting again after I logged off, but it was more of a skirmish than an actual war, and again, there was no result.

ALPHA pledges allegiance to NWO
While everyone was chilling in /training, 3 ALPHA agents logged on, who quickly made it known that they had allied with NWO, and would assist them in the war at 5 PM EST.

The War Continues:
Let me make this clear: I was not around when the fighting picked back up in Dojo, so I'll only report on the things I've heard on and the photos I've seen.

The fighting picked back up in the Dojo, which seemed to be a fight of Frogs and ALPHA VS Crocs and Wind Warriors. I was not told of any notable events that happened during that time, but apparently Jay killed an ALPHA agent, so that was pretty neat.


Not actually NWO




Credits to Rouge for the 2 pictures

I don't know when the fighting stopped, but when it did, it was soon followed by posts from both sides declaring victory on their ends.


I still think Carl Wheezer was the true victor of the war

However, nobody knew what the actual result was, as Damen was busy making bank in Switzerland.



This caused arguments to break out between both sides.


The comments are NOT pretty to look at

However, the situation was soon cleared up with a post by Brit explaining that Damen would announce the winning side the next day, at 5 PM EST, and later, a mood by Damen.






The Moment of Truth:



Just like Papa John's Day of Reckoning, it was finally time for us to find out who won the South.

However, I had fallen asleep when Damen announced the winner, so I'll redirect you to Dice's post, in which he explains the aftermath in perfect detail:

https://forums.damenspike.com/discussion/61506
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Posted in Carl Wheezer Declares Victory over South • 21st August 2020, 09:08 AM

You fools,
While you were busy fighting each other to no avail, Carl snuck in the Throne Room and filled it with sentient croissants!

Bow down to the true Emperor of the South: Carl Wheezer, of House Croissant!

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Posted in OldCP Setup • 16th August 2020, 12:25 PM



Very nice, Damen
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Posted in what men should be scared of • 12th August 2020, 02:27 PM

Oh no!

Adding a few more inches to cover up the fact you're 5'6??

Absolutely rattling in my bones!

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