basedbag wrote on 13th December 2022, 09:58 AM:

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wizle wrote on 13th December 2022, 08:23 AM:
Nook gave this a dislike,
because his mother melted like ice.

too far

far away, like his father.

Nook gave this a dislike,

because his mother melted like ice.

Across the World, rested three good friends, all happily awaiting.

The first friend, was named Alatar, and he had written Santa for a gift holy and true. Alatar had wished for a dog of his own, a dog of which he could be fond, a dog of which he could care for.

However Alatar's wish, did not come on christmas day, though alone and sad in bed he laid.

The merrily days come-a true swingin, christmas time is aswimmin, a time for merry and cheer.

Orbay sat cold in the town, he had purchased a dog to sift through the snow, however he wanted a friend to make him merry.

Though he was a schemer, a cheat, and a fraud; he had betrayed too much and desired a clause.

So Orbay went to bed, alone except for the tail wagging of an unbeknownst dog.

The snow powdered the ground, caking it far all around, the merry season grew quickly.

Wilf was a man who wrote stories, and theories, and he sat in his home taxed by men unfeeling.

His home had been inclined, bank owned by greedy sublime.

For Christmas he wished his debt to vanish, but instead he only got more bills than he could manage.

A swell season, from me to you.

Sometimes merry and holy, still cannot abide nor fix; the fact life still stings.

Damen wrote on 8th December 2022, 04:25 AM:

Night of Fools
Welcome to the new event: Night of Fools. On this night, we will have a discord call with all the fools from DSGHQ. Mainly my son, Wilf, is welcome. (Joke please dont get mad)
We will also drink virtual drinks (non alcoholic halal 100%, 0% haram) and talk about important matters such as: Hola
Date
Friday 9th December 2022
Time
5 PM EST / 2 PM PST / 10 PM UK
Location
/jr stage
New items
There will be new fool items (such as crazy shoes and an idiot hat)
DRESS CODE
• Stupid outfit, idiot outfit or foolish outfit (Edmund hat is a great choice!)
• Anyone who comes NOT dressed stupid will be thrown out by the bouncer (AyancitoForest)

Looks like I'm dawning my Cyberwolf costume again.

We're marley n' marley

After seeing Glarthir post a scroll on the son so utterly pointless it's baffling, I've decided to take a page out of his book.

(Remember before you get your feelings hurt, Glarthir is a fictional person. Yes I know, hard to believe right?)

To be completely honest the whole "son" and "daughter" crimezone hasn't really interested me as much as I thought it would. I figured it might have a unique spin on it, like when CZ shamelessly stole LOTR plot, but alas; there is no difference between the clone wars (where these characters come from) and how they appear in DSGHQ.

Glarthir mumbled something about the Nameless One, blah blah, Accal abandoning his identity for the fifth time, something about Spike-


Good to know we traded LOTR cz for The Son and Sriram reborn aka Spike. The reason I don't play as much anymore is because it always focuses on the Annatar struggle, it's impossible for CZ to write about anything other than it.

You may think "Well Wilf, what about the OTHER cz families?", yeah? What about 'em?

When was the last time you saw Orbay and his father fight? Exactly.

Crimezone needs to be better, it's ridiculous that it just repeats itself infinitely.

I know it won't change, so I'm making this scroll to clown the idiocy of Crimezone.

This post will end up being spam disliked anyhow but- truthfully I think Crimezone needs to stop ripping off other stories and just throwing in the Annatars. It's really boring, idc if Accal goes by Osman, Revan, whatever. He's still Accal.

It's been nearly 8 years and CZ hasn't changed since we started the Pythas CZ.


Be better, create newer and better characters, maybe stop focusing on Accal and what new enemy you've thrown at him.

Thank you, WIlf.

If you disliked this, and think that I'm incorrect. Please go seek your father in real life, if he isn't there, don't reply. If he is, than please reply.

Good luck, bring lotsa water.

lexrocks1 wrote on 8th November 2022, 08:17 PM:

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wizle wrote on 6th November 2022, 02:19 PM:
Hello you all, it's me.
Today I figured I'd collect some information on the Drakes and post a defined listing of how it all shook out.
Aka today I'm flexing the fact I'm not on a registry.
Noodles Drake
500 years ago, this man reigned as the first Southern empire.
Ramen Drake]
Son of Noodles, Ramen fathered the next emperor Aragon Drake
Aragon Drake
This is Damen's father, nothing is known about this man. Absolutely nothing, besides the fact he died to mickey.
Damen Drake
The founder of DSGHQ, Damen is the fourth or third ruler of the south. This guy has died so many times, so I'm only gonna list him here once.
Mikomi Drake(?)
I don't remember if Mikomi's house was Drake, however this is Damen's older brother and the first man to ever use a sword! (Cool guy too)
Raindrop Drake
Actually just a cool person. DSGHQ Craft was fun, and Raindrop was always a delight. Damen's young sister.
Gugu Drake
Damen's other sister(?) not sure, haven't seen her in a loooong time.
Sriram Drake
The oldest son of Damen Drake, a man of many talents, supposedly; I never saw any of that talent.
Major Halo Drake
The youngest of the Drakes, and a Fortnite kid. Major Halo was a decent enough prince.
Willfred Drake (cough) It is what it is.
Tommo Drake My first son (Wilf's son, I'm p sure, unless I somehow misremembered) (Probable child support)
Wrath/Isaiah Drake My mid child, who is 100% my son. (More child support)
As far as I know this is the lineage, cutting out Major and Sriram's kids that came and went. And their exes.
Fixed! This is now the supposedly "correct" Drake lineage. (Bear bones, without temps or wives.)

Isnt it spelt “Argon Drake”?

"tis based off of Aragon from LOTR iirc.

(For the clout)

I will be on p3d on thursday from 4-5, I challenge any "god" or "deity" to come and try to debate me.

Winner gets my soul, and my fresh new pair of yeezys.

If no god appears, this proves my theory that the gods of crimezone stack no paper; and thus garner no maidens.


Seeya there.

Damen wrote on 6th November 2022, 03:16 PM:

Rsnail wasn't a Drake. He was a friend of Argon Drake in the lore, and gave him the island while he fled from Mickey

Fixed, thank you for the correction Damien.

Hello you all, it's me.

Today I figured I'd collect some information on the Drakes and post a defined listing of how it all shook out.

Aka today I'm flexing the fact I'm not on a registry.

Noodles Drake

500 years ago, this man reigned as the first Southern empire.

Ramen Drake]

Son of Noodles, Ramen fathered the next emperor Aragon Drake

Aragon Drake

This is Damen's father, nothing is known about this man. Absolutely nothing, besides the fact he died to mickey.

Damen Drake

The founder of DSGHQ, Damen is the fourth or third ruler of the south. This guy has died so many times, so I'm only gonna list him here once.

Mikomi Drake(?)

I don't remember if Mikomi's house was Drake, however this is Damen's older brother and the first man to ever use a sword! (Cool guy too)

Raindrop Drake

Actually just a cool person. DSGHQ Craft was fun, and Raindrop was always a delight. Damen's young sister.

Gugu Drake

Damen's other sister(?) not sure, haven't seen her in a loooong time.

Sriram Drake

The oldest son of Damen Drake, a man of many talents, supposedly; I never saw any of that talent.

Major Halo Drake

The youngest of the Drakes, and a Fortnite kid. Major Halo was a decent enough prince.

Willfred Drake (cough) It is what it is.


Tommo Drake My first son (Wilf's son, I'm p sure, unless I somehow misremembered) (Probable child support)


Wrath/Isaiah Drake My mid child, who is 100% my son. (More child support)



As far as I know this is the lineage, cutting out Major and Sriram's kids that came and went. And their exes.

Fixed! This is now the supposedly "correct" Drake lineage. (Bear bones, without temps or wives.)

Happy birthday man! Cheers, and best of wishes!

basedbag wrote on 4th November 2022, 06:46 AM:

What the hell did you do to Private Bofa...
Saving Private Bofa

He's been taken to the south to be checked for ligma in sugondese port, on the river of Dragon.

Yeezy

What Damen expects you to do, as a new user against old users and OP CZ



What actually happens.



Good and Evil fighting



Regular players logging onto their 50th alternate account.