Why's that Coolman guy so annoying?

(Everything said in this threed is for fun purposes)


Hey guys, yesterday, my burning buddy said to take some personality quiz, and right now, I am going to do that, because I have a life.

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You find it easy to introduce yourself to other peopewws.

Yeah, it's extremely easy for me. As long as they don't make eye contact with me for more than 3 seconds. As long as they stop talking to me immediately.
And as long as they aren't breathing. Basically, I'm good at introducing myself to humans if they decide to stop being a human for the time being.

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You find it easy to stay relaxed even when there is some pressure.

Yeah. If by "stay relaxed", you mean "intimidate and threaten family".



Apparently, I am a decent-looking Bob the Builder.

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You like to stand close to who you're talking to.

Quite the opposite. If anyone is within about 50,000 feet near me, I will seriously feel like a trial is veeery necesssary.


Apparently, I'm a decent-looking bob the builder.






Not sure how exactly I feel about this.

Hey guys, a majority of you hate school or at least somewhat dislike it. Boredom issues, lack of friends, bullies, dumb teachers, whatever the reason is, 'm going to search for how to make school fun in an attempt to help you out. A bit. Not really. Yeah, probably not.


Oh....here's this episode in the endless series of "what is happening?". The first thing I see is kids crying with flavored poop all over them or something.

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Enjooy yah fwyends. A lot of fwiends are fake.

Yeah, friends are a good source of fun. I advise putting your education first though. If you allow friends to distract you from your education and get bad grades as a result, someone's not having fun.
As for friends turning on you, you probably won't even remember them in a few years, so.

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Enjoy break times.

"Break times"! That made my day. Hahahahaha!

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Learn to laugh at yourself.

Oh, plot twist, some good advice. This can also apply to dealing with bullies. The more you take yourself less seriously, the less insults will get to you.


Apparently, to have fun "in" school, you have to do things that'll get you an out-of-school suspension. And uhh...yep. You'll soon be having the time of your life, I suppose.



If you want to have fun at school, you must learn how to handle horror movies if you can't already. Handle to the point where you think that horror movies are very, very, very cool. That way, when those horror movies walks out of the screen and into reality, (school), it'll seem like a good, fun dream.







I'm so helpful and funny.

You'd make a good spoken word artist.

(Everything said in this threed is for fun purposes)


Hey guys, if you were around in 2013, you may remember me as "Cool"man. Well today, I'm going to do "Cool"man's weirdest moments.

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i May be quitting oldcp, everyting simular. wah? disliking post and i feel weft out. i've been "working hard" to get notissed around here.

Oh man, this poor dude's been sitting around on his computer, eating food. What a truckload of work. You only completely don't make sense. I recommend you go "work hard" to make some sense. How does that sound? Anyway, bye.

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and i do not want to capitalize

Oh, he's still here. Speaking of "Cool"man not making sense, here's "Cool"man saying that he doesn't want to use capitalization. In that case, I genuinely hope you have a thrilling time flipping burgers after you're done failing school. Oh and my Christmas isn't merry with you around.

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My brother, former user on here,Coolman,had health issues and died last night.

Here, we see "Cool"man informing everyone that he died in real life due to health issues.





Time to endlessly cringe.

I never knew how much metaphors could make me crave sweets.

Nice, looking forward to these competitions.

Everything said in this threed is for fun purposes.


(Desperately trying and miserably failing to be wise)

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Cyberbullying can't cause harm. Blah blah blah *continues rambling* (how new)

Ace preaching like he's Jesus Christ about ignoring bullies for the 100th time. And no, I'm not exaggerating how many times he's preached like he's Jesus Christ about ignoring bullies. He probably wants likes.
Well, congraterlations on all 0 likes.

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By noot ooowning up to your missed steakes, you're just making another missed steak.

Yes, you've obviously always owned up to your mistakes, like this one time.
Try again, "pal".

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You are all beautiful no matter what. I have a zit. I'm ugly.

Oh, he's still here. Yuck. Just.....no.




Just no.

LOLing at these 'sorries'.

I agree, you worded this perfectly. I see it from pretty much the same perspective as you. Thank you.

This thread is deep like................

You're the one good with metaphors, I'll just stick to shutting the hell up.

Trying to ensure your safety isn't something that requires a confession.

Strangers bully all of the time, so they most likely are not jealous because they have no idea who you even are.

Anyway, my opinion that I don't know why I'm stating once again: As the guy in the video said, words only have the power that you give them. We shouldn't focus so much on crying when being bullying and instead teach ourselves how to cope with that kind of stuff. If you're sensitive to bullying, once you realize how much worse life can get than that, you won't know how to pull through because you can't even pull through with something that's not nearly as bad. So teaching yourself to not care about what others have to say is an important thing. Physical bullying is a problem, and you need to tell people about that, but bullying with words becomes a problem only if you let it.

You can't help being bullied, but you can help the way you respond because we all thankfully have self-control. Bullies don't even matter, they'll either be out of your life in a short amount of time, or still in your life, but irrelevant, if you choose to find them irrelevant. Once you become insensitive to words, life will be a little less difficult.

Hey, I have a little game for you, I'm calling it "The Question Game", because I'm creative.

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One poster asks a question and the next poster answers it and has to make a new question. It must be something similar to OldCP.

It's like this, only it doesn't have to be relevant to OldCP.

All right, so, to clarify, here's how it works:
One person asks a question. (It can be about absolutely anything) The next person who comments answers their question, and then asks their own question. (Not to anyone specifically, to whoever the next poster will be)

Example:
First person who comments: "Where did you get your username from"?
Next person who comments: "I don't know, I randomly thought of it. Who's your DSGHQ best friend"?
Next: "EVERYONE'S my best friend! ...Except for Ace, we're not friends. I CAN'T DO THAT! Do you like pancakes?"
And so on.

I'll start:
What is the meaning of life?


This is the part where I'm suppposed to command you to have fun, but I'm not your Master, so. Y'know.

creamyyy wrote on 13th October 2015 04:07 PM:

Why do you care about what they're doing?

Staff members (total strangers) for some reason have the ability to see this person's IP address, like they do everyone else, so they care for safety reasons.

KatAngel wrote on 13th October 2015 04:05 PM:

Hey guys, I think some of you have heard about me, I heard that Llyance or Damen were tracking my Ip , This me saying good bye , im so sad, becuase i had a great a friend on old cp and that was basketball, that day i was so confused, this is a good bye , Bye old cp and friends

Ok, but leaving won't stop them from being able to check your IP. You can use a fake IP address or a proxy server, that's what I do.

The "far from God, but certainly an angel" part was pretty amusing.