You want art?

Everything about Ryan Higa.

For the win.

Reacting to my old stuff. (Throwback Thursday/whatever damn day it is) This'll be fun because I was so awesome back then.

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I have "to" "jobs", superhero and detective. Waddull on! (By da way, I wove people!)

Can we just observe how awful this is? WHAT IN THE HELL?! Just....nooo! UUUUGH! That's just disssgustingly cringe-worthy. You don't "love people"! And you aren't a "superhero", you're a girl who "forgets" to brush her teeth. Like...what? Moments like this make me want to kill myself with my last words being "past version of me, you need to die too".

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Go to my other account'sh about me (Ace of the aces), thish givesh you no information.

First of all..."ace of the aces?" What does that even mean? And actually, that profile says a lot about you even without an about me. For example, it shows that you're a wannabe of a WWE woman. Freak.

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How's it going bros? I'm failing to be Pewdiepie, blah blah blah, goodbye.

You're grammatically insane so anything you have to say is irrelevant. And oh, this has zero comments/likes/dislikes which means I got no notifications, at least from that. So when I actually wanted notifications, I didn't get them, but now that I don't, I get tons.

I can't do this anymore, guys.

Start off by just asking him simple questions like "how are you"? "What's your favor color"? And throughout the year, you'll learn about what he's interested in and will know conversation-starters he enjoys then.

Elementary School "crushes" are freaking cute, man.

I might intentionally have to look at a face of a celebrity that can kill me. I kinda feel like dying. Here's why.

Yesterday, I begged you guys to stop giving me notifications because I want the light bulb to represent me and when it's turned off and dark, that represents me, I'm dark. And everyone respected what I had to say, right?


I got an overload of notifications. So I don't know what to do anymore. I've begged and begged and begged for no notifications so many times. I've even used reverse psychology. I just want to be happy again. Y'KNOOOW?!

So unless I stop getting them once and for all, I'm going to look at the face of a celebrity who's face is capable of causing death because I can't deal with this pain. Is that what you want? And please take this seriously, I NEVER EEEVER make threads that are jokes.

For some reason, people ask me how to be inspirational to others. I'm one of the worst people to ask because I am NNNNNot an inspirational person, but ok.

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Understand what butt-kicking is. When you're kicking butts, usually, you're compelled to kick better butts than you already are.

That's a way to be inspirational. Turn words into things about butt-kicking.

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Don't overlook the little butts you can kick.

Wow. I admire this tutorial.

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"YOU JUST GOTTA BELIEEEVE IN YOURSELF! YOU JUST GOTTA BEEELIEEEEVE!"-Mindy, Spongebob movie

I want to kill Donald Trump sometimes. Always. So sometimes, doing what you believed in yourself to do inspires nobody to do anything except for the police to arrest you.

If you want to inspire others, first, you have to inspire yourself. For example, it's Monday morning and you're like "UGGGGGGH! I HATE SCHOOL" Instead of getting ready, you think about how much you hate school.

That won't inspire you so you can't inspire anyone else either. If you don't inspire yourself, take that negativity you have, throw it in your enemies' face, and replace that negativity with a positive character trait about yourself that you could've been brought out long ago.


That's basically how. Bring out positive traits about yourself, use those things to inspire yourself, and then you can use them to inspire others.

Says me.

Dear people talking about some

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I don't foogive you, yoo wure wude :'(

Every human says rude things from time to time, deny it or not. Compared to other way more serious issues in this world, being rude isn't one of those situations where you shouldn't be forgiven, especially if you apologize for it, no matter if you quickly apologize or not. You shouldn't really need a lot of time to think about whether or not to forgive that person for that specific mistake because it's one of those natural mistakes that every human makes. But we make it, and the sooner it's sincerely apologized for, the sooner everyone should be able to move on.

(And of course, there's no reason to be hurt about it to begin with because it doesn't affect you and blah blah blah.)

And that's what a Sadie is, ladies and gentleman.

They always find a way to make a useful, lengthy post, even about something so small such as backup accounts. Which isn't a bad thing, by the way.

Positive wrote on 22nd September 2015 09:12 PM:

Interesting, have you been eating bananas before you go to bed?

Sincerely,
-Sadie

I know I have! Except I do it 24/7

Sad song on the world's smallest violin:


As I've said on many occasions, I dislike receiving notifications. I Iike things that represent me. There's not anything on DSGHQ that I can use to represent me, (other than my about me, signature, profile picture, and many other things), so I want the notification light bulb to represent me. When you have notifications, the light bulb is turned on. When you don't, it's dark and turned off.

I want no notifications because if I have none, the light bulb will be dark and that represents me. I'm a dark person as you know if you know me. I'm really, really dark like overcooked chicken. Not physically, but mentally.
So when you give me notifications, I'm like "EWWW....NOOOO!" :'( By the way, before you ask, no, you're not "supposed" to be laughing right now.


PLEASE never give me notifications again.

It would truly, truly warm my heartless heart.

Oh, well ok. That is interesting. Thanks for this

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Cindie wrote on 22nd September 2015 05:48 PM:

Should I laugh?

If your teeth are brushed and you wish to let out laughter, sure, go ahead. And if you're laughing, I guess you're not sick, which means you were able to win the challenge. So congratulations

Challenge of the day: try not to throw up at from my extremely high level of stupid jokes. Throughout the thread, I'll participate with you. I'll ask myself "if I were someone else, would I throw up from this loser's stupidity? Whenever the answer is "yes", I'm gonna tell myself to shut my face.



Those are the words of someone who can't accept reality. Dogs are cuter than cats, that's just reality. My mother can't blame this cat though. She's one of those parents who want their "kids" to find love. She can't accept reality because she knows that me getting a woman will never be apart of it.



Humans ARE fun, you just have to buy the right ones. If you get a kid choking you who's been seemingly sipping the crazy juice, that probably won't be a lot of fun.




Miley Cyrus, don't try to cover up your identity and look cute, we all know that's you.

Still not cute.

Foxy The Pirate Fox wrote on 22nd September 2015 04:37 PM:

TheWeirdWeirdoAce said on 22nd September 2015 03:55 PM:
Donating money doesn't prevent cancer, I'm sorry.

Yes you can! You donate money so you help them buy stuff to Cure it!

Finding a cure for cancer is harder than that.

And in that moment, we have apparently witnessed the greatest thread in the history of threads. This introduction will change the DSGHQ for the better. This is a new era right here.