Sugar wrote on 1st October 2015 06:17 PM:

I do have no reason to dislike this post, But 1 reason to like it, The fact I found it humorous, And "that person" (judge judy) Is my bae, Sadie. But I don't like you as much, Well I like you, But not when you tend to correct people, Don't correct peoples mistakes, Ace, They learn from them. And i have a 100% thought that you will make a post featuring my comment, Very well then.

Some of this, I was asked to do as a joke. The rest, I asked THEM to do as a joke and got permission. That's always the case when I make a thread involving users here.

Hey guys, girls, I've always wondered what it's like to be banned. That hasn't happened to me before or anything. If I someday get banned, just assume, this is what happened. (This is in "arts" because it's a story)

It's a beautiful day at school.


Ace's teacher is Andrea Superwoman Sass but she prefers to be called "ass" for short. Ass is teaching about the "joys" of math.

Ass:
"Ace, what's the answer to 3x/4i"

She calls on Ace but he obviously didn't have his haind raised.

Ace: "ok, I guess this is preschool. Listen closely, ass."

"I know this is extremely difficult to comprehend, but you'll understand soon: if students are raising their hand, they know the answer or at least think they know it! "



"If their hand ISN'T raised, they don't know it or think they know! My hand wasn't raised, so I didn't know! Take notes, ass! "

*Teacher takes notes*


Ass:
Ace, get out of my classroom. Oh and just so you know, after I snuck into your house last night when you were sleeping and kissed you, I looked at your computer history and found some game called "DSGHQ" in it. I hacked you, broke every rule, and got you banned. "

So Ace shoots the teacher and is banned from DSGHQ for the rest of his life. (That he obviously doesn't have)

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1. Some 50 or 30 year old plays online and you're their friend. They said they are 10+ or 10- and you believe the,. But you don't know the truth. They could of been to jail for bad things, or even worse. You always want to make sure you stay in touch online with people YOU TRULY TRUST. Not just your friends, but someone you spend a lot of time with and you understand their story, believe them, have faith.

There's really know way of knowing for sure what age someone is including your best friends online. Say someone is faking their age though. Your age doesn't determine whether or not the person you're talking to is dangerous behind the screen. So it's not so much trusting that they really are the age they claim they are as it is knowing what to do if you find out that they're an online predator.

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These 15 year olds do not seem right. Right, because they are 8! What are they doing being inapp?

Saying "bad words" is a risk of you getting punished by moderators online and your parents offline if you're not allowed to say them in real life, but it doesn't affect your safety. And again, there's no sufficient way of accurately determining a person's age online, so them being eight years old is a possibility, but not guaranteed or even a probability.

One of the ways I stay safe online, including on DSGHQ is by making sure I'm not using my real IP address. That way, when staff checks it, they see a fake one and don't have access to my personal information.

Nice thread, I enjoyed reading what you had to say.

What people say vs what they really mean:


I would say that second picture is probably what my parents truly think about me, but I already know they think I'm weird, which I am, because they say it. No hesitation. This is exactly what happens:

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What they say: LOL!"
what they really mean:that was slightly amusing!"

Yeah, I think I can speak for everyone when I say that this picture basically defines a large number of people on social media. It's more like this though:



I should give some motivational speech about not being jealous here. But no. Because have any of you ever seen the hotness level of this face?


We all have every right to be jealous. ^.^

I don't know, maybe Call of Duty: Black Ops considering that's pretty much the only game I play although I don't play it much.

(The only DSGHQ-related thing I go on is this forum and forums aren't games)

Hey guys! I have some great news. I'm going to be featured in a Youtube movie. Not a Club Peenguin movie, a movie starring real life people with some real Youtubers, but not well known ones.

Title: Gullible Gullible

Description:
*Stupid, deep evil voice* A boy's life can go from bad to badd...er real fast, especially if you are a boy with the name "Gullible Gullible". Because you will get a boatload of pranks pulled on you and if you fall for it, losers will make a gullible joke. Will Gullible Gullible be able to stand this madness or will he literally explode? Find out soon! (He will literally explode.)

Characters:
Gullible Gullible
Gulibible Gulibible
Harry


I even made a wikipedia article about it! I didn't follow the guidelines so make sure to read ithe article for more details before it gets deleted.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/GullibleGullible

You can find the trailer on Youtube by typing in "Gullible Gullible". It should say "Gullible Gullibe official trailer 2015". Right at the top.

I can't wait!

Gullible Gullible!
In 3D!
Coming to a video near you!
October 13, 2015!
Worst film ever!
1 hour 30 minutes! (of your life wasted)
Only on Youtube!
Rated Pg-13 (so get your parents' permission before watching it or just be a badass like I fail to be and watch it without permission.)

Hey guys, girls, responding to hate is my thing, not today.


This person's saying I'm inspirational. Ironically, a few days later, she goes on to announce that I'm guilty of being a dingaling which isn't an inspirational trait.

Hmmmm....I suppose I am one inspirational dingaling!
(This kinda ruins the thread but this isn't serious, I got help from her with this, and I added the dingaling part for those who didn't read my life thread from yesterday)

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This is really fummy, you are a really fummy person, which explains my straight face.

Well, thank you for your straight face.

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OMG ACE, UR SO KEEEEEEEEWL!!!!!

What is this "kewl?" Is that pronounced "kell?" Is it a misspelling of "Kyle?"


No but seriously, thank you all for reading my threads regardless if you leave a compliment, insult, comment at all or not, like, or dislike. I appreciate all of you.

Wait what? What was this thread?

EmmieCat Cute face wrote on 28th September 2015 09:34 PM:

this is kinda insulting

No, there's nothing insulting other than the parts where I make fun of myself which I do in every thread and is a joke. If you consider the part at the beginning with the tour key sandwich and eating tutorial insulting somehow, that's not serious either. If you somehow consider the Sadie part insulting, I got her permission.

h a b s o l o wrote on 28th September 2015 08:53 PM:

I wish my life was this exciting ;o

Bailey wrote on 28th September 2015 10:28 PM:

You life is so much more interesting than mine. :c

It may seem interesting, but grandpas going on forums for kids doesn't live up to the hype.

Judge Judy wrote on 28th September 2015 08:55 PM:

You shan't ehschape your deshtiny.

Oh, I shan! My destiny was to be the biggest movie star of all time.

*Ends up playing on forums for kids*

It's 5:00 AM, Ace gets up and eats a tour key sandwich.

(If I made you hungry and you don't know what to do, I recommend doing this thing called eating. This may be hard to understand, but all you have to do is take food, put it in your mouth, chew it up, swallow it, and wait to poop it out! I know, fun!)

It's 5:01 AM and she gets on something called "DSGHQ Forums."


It's 5:05 AM, Ace gets banned from the DSGHQ forums.

The ban reason is "being a dingaling".

She complains about the ban and claims she's innocent so she wants Judge Juday to be around so Judge Judy can declare that she's innocent.

She randomly declares Ace guilty for no reason. Ace doesn't want Judge Juday around anymore.


8:30 AM, Ace removes her sister from her bed and slams her to the ground.

It's 7:00 AM, Ace makes two youtube videos. What a life this guy has!


Ace takes a selfie trying to look like a badass, but in reality just looks like some stupid, stupid doof.

Ace tries to kiss her girl, gets slapped.

Repeat.

That's my life.

(Thanks to Sadie/Judge Juday for helping me out with this if she's reading)

Hey, today, I'm going to do lessons I've learned from specific DSGHQ users.


1. Coding is pretty awesome, thanks. 2. Even if you eat an unbelievably high number of toblerone bars a day, if you're from England, you will never get fat ever. Instead, your face will remain not fat, and girls will remain finding their face adorable, something that they of course do not find my face. They look at my hair and go "oooooo!! (;" But then they look at my FACE and go "....ooooh. " (no hate intended)


What I learned from Mickey, that Old Club Peenguin villain/Disney star, is that you can be a tv hero to kids one day, scaring kids and trying to destroy a game the next day.


Apparently, Jacob has a Santa beard so I guess he's Santa. Santa trespasses on Christmas and gives presents but eats everyone's cookies in the process. People who trespass can ironically be wise and inspirational. (compliment, no hate intended)

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This post is creative and fuunneh!

I learned that AmazingFa-Phil apparently thinks I'm funny and that I'm creative. Using Elementary School logic, Phil has a "crush" on me because he thinks of me in a positive way. R.I.P Phan, (boohoo) hello...Phace?

There's no punchline.

I don't know why I found that entire thing so, so funny but I did.

Congrats to them!

Hey guys, girls, today, I'm going to do awkward moments.


I don't get the joke. So when people don't have a life and get back on the computer, they start randomly looking like they have to go to the bathroom and are struggling to hold it in or?...By the way, in this day and age, pretty much none of us ever get off the computer or some sort at all, I
mean come on. The power of being a no-life, heh! Bad joke. They're all bad jokes.


Dan and Phil are just absolutely adorable know matter how much they try to look awkward and weird. There you go girls, another Dan and Phil mention just to prevent you from suffering from severe, severe boredom.


I understand people not waving back to me. Insanity is contagious and they simply don't want to catch it from me. Just by making eye contact with me and waving at me, my scary, horrible face can make people insane, it seriously can.



If someone is a problem and is irritating you, simply punt that chunk of crap like they're a football.

Don't punt me.

Some things I've learned from the internet are....


Seeking attention from strangers who could be professional stalkers (me) is apparently a better solution than getting actual help. Or if you're faking it, faking depression is apparently the best way to get positive attention from people on the internet, a place full of jerks. (Me)



"If any regular person tells a depressed person to be happy, it's not that easy, but if someone with that british charm tells you to be happy, you better that take advive, he is above aaaal!!"-every obsessed girl ever (which is true)

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Allow me to you about my cawaa! I joined da woorld westling entourtainment in 2012!

Some people are so dumb they don't even know accurate information about THEMSELF. You joined the WWE in 2010, not 2012, Ms."Rollins".



Puppets can be more logical than humans.


When Inzayn Zayn left One Direction, I realized how dramatic everyone can be. Meanwhile, I'm sitting here crying harder than anyone would cry at funerals because I miss My Chemical Romance, acting like I am not a dramatic person.

And the biggest thing I've learned from pretty much every website is that some of us are so butthurt we could die on the toilet.

The internet: not for hurting butts.

Well, I know where I'm ending up at.

At least there will be no need to buy coats in the winter time.

-Wise words from everyone, always

So as most of you know, I have been extremely depressed lately because I keep getting notifications and I am not being taken seriously. It's wrecking my life!!! I'M CRYINNNG


So I have a suggestion: turning off notifications. As in no longer recieving notifications until further notice.

How it would work and boring things like that

On the "my notifications" page thingamathing, right next to "delete all" and "mark all as read", there's "turn off notifications". Once you click that, it prevents you from recieving any notifications about anything. Also, the button turns into "turn on notifications" so that if you click "turn off notifications" accidentally or you change your mind and want notifications back on, all you have to do is click "turn on notifications."

Why I think this is necessary and boring things like that


Some fool on DSGHQ who calls herself "Ace" doesn't like when they have notifications because they like it when the light bulb is dark because their mind is dark too. They like the light bulb representing her. Some other people/penguins/snails/legos perhaps don't want notifications either for whatever reason.

My bad if this has already been suggested. (And no, I'm not really a girl.)


That's my suggestion.